You all thought this was a playoff team.

Petersen's offense sucks.

But with Oregon it's Awwoyo! All Awwoyo! It's his offense. Not meatball mario! He just wants a TUFF team!!!!

So by what postulate do you know that all coaching dysfunction is the same everywhere. Does the context not vary from situation to situation?

Cristobal is a line coach. He doesn't have some big history as the offensive coordinator guy. You get that with a guy like, say, Spurrier. You get that on the defensive side with a guy like, say, Bob Stoops or Pete Carroll. Guys who have a well-earned track record doing that thing a particular way.

Pete gets the "his offense sucks" tag because it's assumed (I myself have no idea, or care) that he's really pulling the strings for the offense. Cristobal is not assumed to be doing the same, and that seems like a safe assumption.

But, I leave you with this question: why does it matter? Whether the HC does or does not tinker with their coordinators, they are responsible for everything at the end of the day. I can't believe you, of all people, are here whining that Mario doesn't get enough blame. Trust me: if the offense leads them to a 7-4 season, it will fall on Cristoball's desk just as sure as it would fall on Petersen's.

In all of the debates we've had, this is, by far, your weakest position. It shows you more as a Cristo-hater; and not as a reasoned observer who has anything useful to say about him one way or the other.

He's not my boyfriend, so please, critique away. But for Christ's sake bring something to the table.

tldr

Translation: I read it and have been trying to find a way to back out of my latest theory and looked to the Racebannon playbook for a move.

Be a man and be your own man.
Yep. Boyfriend. Confirmed

Nope. I would know.

And I just got back from Hawaii. Big Island. Family. Walks on the beach. Whole thing.

Hopefully Oregon fans will get sufficiently mad at their HC over the offense to settle this thing.
 
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How long were you gone after the Auburn loss? Was it two weeks or three

Your boyfriend broke your heart
 
Petersen's offense sucks.

But with Oregon it's Awwoyo! All Awwoyo! It's his offense. Not meatball mario! He just wants a TUFF team!!!!

So by what postulate do you know that all coaching dysfunction is the same everywhere. Does the context not vary from situation to situation?

Cristobal is a line coach. He doesn't have some big history as the offensive coordinator guy. You get that with a guy like, say, Spurrier. You get that on the defensive side with a guy like, say, Bob Stoops or Pete Carroll. Guys who have a well-earned track record doing that thing a particular way.

Pete gets the "his offense sucks" tag because it's assumed (I myself have no idea, or care) that he's really pulling the strings for the offense. Cristobal is not assumed to be doing the same, and that seems like a safe assumption.

But, I leave you with this question: why does it matter? Whether the HC does or does not tinker with their coordinators, they are responsible for everything at the end of the day. I can't believe you, of all people, are here whining that Mario doesn't get enough blame. Trust me: if the offense leads them to a 7-4 season, it will fall on Cristoball's desk just as sure as it would fall on Petersen's.

In all of the debates we've had, this is, by far, your weakest position. It shows you more as a Cristo-hater; and not as a reasoned observer who has anything useful to say about him one way or the other.

He's not my boyfriend, so please, critique away. But for Christ's sake bring something to the table.

tldr

You absolutely did.
 
How long were you gone after the Auburn loss? Was it two weeks or three

Your boyfriend broke your heart

I had a problem I was dealing with just like DJ only different.

Thanks for asking.

Let's stay on topic. Do you disagree that the HC owns everything? Do you, too, lose sleep over whether fans are laying sufficient blame on the HC over the offense sucking?

This is starting to feel like open season on Cubans.

 
So after harassing ballz unmercifully you do the same thing and think you get a pass?

Hang with ducks get shot like a duck
 
So after harassing ballz unmercifully you do the same thing and think you get a pass?

Hang with ducks get shot like a duck

I did Ballz a favor with that Code Red. Everybody knows that.

I'm just here trying to express my feelings.

And for the record, I was surprised af that Oregon even hung with them as long as they did. I was on record (look it up) predicting an ass throttling. Very different from Ballz.
 
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