The Soccer Mom SUV Thread

I'm not sure about any of this car shit. Start the car, drive the car, park the car. I came here for the yoga pants.
 
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I'm not sure about any of this car shit. Start the car, drive the car, park the car. I came here for the yoga pants.
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The Sprinter office

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My neighbor works/lives like that four days per week then flies home. Literally sleeps in his Sprinter office.

Fuck that.
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Not the case

A simple 60-80 mile trek around So Cal can take 3-6 hours on the road in the Greater LA area

Being able to work while the driver drives is an incredible efficiency

If I was still all in the game I'd have one
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I hear helicopters are the way to beat the LA traffic.
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@KobeBryantDWAG[/s]stopper true?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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I was telling Mrs Nacho the other day I feel like only chicks drive Toyota Highlanders and RAV4 seems like a lesbian car, for those who don’t want to be stereotyped driving a Subaru.
 
Bought the wife a 3 yr old Pilot. Great fucking car, tons of room, fits up to 8 if necessary. Put both kids through HS and dozens of soccer tournaments all over the PNW.

Yakima/Thule box on top and ski trips are a breeze. Fast, reliable, great mileage, very fast 0 to 60, great visibility, good stereo, fucking thing goes anywhere and everything works. All I've done is change the oil, filters and changed the plugs once.

Also found a handful of my son's Trojan wrappers behind the back seat, so it's good for that, too. Great family car, indeed.
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We test drove a pilot back in 2015. Nice ride but the driver seat is not tall people friendly. It’s designed for like 5’6” soccer mom. [/b]
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My wife is just under 5-9 and my Trojan-wrapper-littering son is 5-11. I don't drive it much, but that power seat is helladjustable.

I was impressed with it's speed going up big hills. That thing flies up Queen Anne, Beacon and High Point. 25 mph? My ass, SDOT.
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The reduction of lanes on 35th Ave sw is criminal.
 
I was telling Mrs Nacho the other day I feel like only chicks drive Toyota Highlanders and RAV4 seems like a lesbian car, for those who don’t want to be stereotyped driving a Subaru.
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They are both chick cars unless you're @PurpleBaze .

4Runners and Sequoias seem more uni-sex.
 
You couldn't pay me to drive a Toyota. They have all the excitement of a dishwasher.

Actually, if they made a dishwasher I'd probably buy that from them.
 
You couldn't pay me to drive a Toyota. They have all the excitement of a dishwasher.

Actually, if they made a dishwasher I'd probably buy that from them.
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Excitement isn’t a criteria for me.

Audi, BMW, Acura, etc doesn’t make the type of vehicle I need.

The closest thing would be a Chevy Z71 Tahoe. Is than a exciting vehicle? I don’t think it’s better made than a Toyota.
 
I was telling Mrs Nacho the other day I feel like only chicks drive Toyota Highlanders and RAV4 seems like a lesbian car, for those who don’t want to be stereotyped driving a Subaru.
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Don't take this the wrong way but

Fuck you.

The Throbber drives a Highlander.

On second thought, the Throbber likes girls. So lesbian car works.
 
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I was telling Mrs Nacho the other day I feel like only chicks drive Toyota Highlanders and RAV4 seems like a lesbian car, for those who don’t want to be stereotyped driving a Subaru.
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Don't take this the wrong way but

Fuck you.

The Throbber drives a Highlander.

On second thought, the Throbber likes girls. So lesbian car works.
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But I said lesbos drive RAV4s and chicks drive Highlanders
 
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