I always took @PurpleBaze for a hi-lux kind of guy.
The Soccer Mom SUV Thread
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I always took @PurpleBaze for a hi-lux kind of guy.
Quit plagiarism @GrundleStiltzkin's shit, fucko.
CSB: I saw a Hilux in San Diego a few years ago when I was walking along the waterfront. Took a few minutes to check it out.
Since you bastards keep dragging me into this discussion, I'll contribute a bit. I drive a 2016 Highlander Limited, which I bought brand new. @creepycoug may find it boring, but I really do enjoy driving it. Also, I think the interior is nice. It also does well in snow. The one knock on it is the entertainment/navigation suite. They went cheap with the display and the user interface. It's a little clunky.
I wasn't looking for an exciting ride when I bought the Highlander. I wanted a practical, reliable ride. If I want excitement on the road, I hop on my Ducati.
TurdBomber
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Had the same convo with my wife 2 days ago. "I lost track of time because my phone was in my purse," while 2 beautiful watches I bought her a few years back languish in her top drawer. My wife has beautiful hands, wrists and arms (great tennis player), and a classy timepiece is the perfect compliment. I don't get this Dick Tracy wrist TV horse shit. So nerdy and tacky. Fucking Gross.
Yella's first ever SUV and first vehicle owned. I used to 4 x 4 the shit out of it. Broke the 4wd actuator after 6 months of ownership. Was driving down some pretty rough terrain in Southwest Colorado to do some rock climbing.
I used to be a Chvey man, till the Japs got their hook in me.
I used to be a Chvey man, till the Japs got their hook in me.
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TurdBomber
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With any luck, she'll first kill the douchey techbro boyfriend/husband who bought the fucking thing for her birthday. Then herself.
2 isn't calling for geno, Stalin. It's merely a doubling, not a mass event.
So the funny thing is @TurdBomber, with all the pressure of White Wakanda keeping up with the Jones, the Rolex languishes away. Spendy remodel - check. $75K SUV - check. But no Rolex. Go figure.
Sounds like her watch can be pawned and turned in to that Omega Seamaster Heritage.
TurdBomber
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Hang onto it. She'll go through a vintage stage again, along with her WW Jonesies. Difference is her friends will be paying 15-20k for a Rolex in a few years, while she just walks to the safe. Be patient. Be smart. Everything comes back in style, today at an accelerated pace.
creepycoug
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Fair enough. Also, HP leaves a little to be desired. The MDX has much better torque for when I want to jump in front of somebody at a red light in retaliation for some offense he/she committed 18 blocks back. Yeah, I'm that guy. "Fuck you! Now I'm going to get ahead of you and jump in your lane! Take that!! I need to grow up ... in so many ways.
The other complain I have about the Highlander is that the fit and finish isn't that great. If you look the wrong way at any of the plastic or faux metal trim, or the exterior paint, it will scratch.
I had a love/hate relationship with my 3 series coupe. Hated the mechanic bills and lack of reliability, loved the way it drove and, for the relevant part, the fit and finish on that thing was @Ballz. I mean you had to try and scratch it. They just use superior materials at least for the interior and it shows.
Yeah, the 2016 Highlander has 275 horsepower. They upped it to 295 with the 2017 model and added one more gear. But, I'm not sure if those have more torque and better acceleration.
In any case, I'm also one of those who needs to grow up because I can be super impatient with the slowpoke buttnuggets in their little shitboxes. But, I didn't buy the Highlander with acceleration in mind.
I may spring for a baller sports car 2-3 years from now. Until then, I'll trudge along like the middle-aged Roger I am in my soccer mom SUV.
Couple more things to add to my Highlander chronicles. The factory windshield was shit. I got a rock chip a month or so after I got it. Had it patched up. Ended up getting another rock chip several months later and that one started to spider. Took it to a glass shop and had it swapped out for a different (better) brand. Glass shop guy said that most car manufacturers are doing shit like this just to keep production cost down. Imagine that - fucking bean counters at work. The aftermarket windshield has been Pat Hill TUFF! Oh, and insurance covered the cost.
I also had the front end of the car coated with Scotchgard Paint Protection Film, including the fenders. I think that cost me $1500 five years ago. Don't want to know how much it costs now. Of course they offered to do the whole car, which would have been $4500. I ended up with a dent on the front of the hood some time after. The protective film is intact, but the paint in the dented area got discolored. Haven't looked into the reason behind it. Figured it was whatever protective coating was sprayed before the car went into the factory paint shop.
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I also had the front end of the car coated with Scotchgard Paint Protection Film, including the fenders. I think that cost me $1500 five years ago. Don't want to know how much it costs now. Of course they offered to do the whole car, which would have been $4500. I ended up with a dent on the front of the hood some time after. The protective film is intact, but the paint in the dented area got discolored. Haven't looked into the reason behind it. Figured it was whatever protective coating was sprayed before the car went into the factory paint shop.
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If by “bash” you mean I’ve railed tight, sweaty pussy and came on fake tits on a golf course, it’s about a once a year occurrence.
The above pic is two of the stars on golfoholics, a you tube channel. Can watch it all day long. A good looking woman who can play golf is a wonder to behold.
I play quite a bit of golf and have a rollercoaster game. When it's on I'm a mid-low cap. When it's off I'll spend hours watching Paige Spiranac and other chick practice videos to get me smoothed back out. Golf instruction is not only free it can also be erotic.
We? have a fat lesbo pro at our cuntry club. Thinking of taking a lesson next year.
Fat lesbo can be erotic too. Sometimes they have smoking hot GFs. If they dontvyij can still imagine that they do.
Every practice drill I pulled off of YouTube this year cost me multiple rounds where I struggled with whatever bad habit the drill created. Thats the risk of being self taught and why I failed in my mission to join the senior tour when I turned 50. I regularly lose ground via I'll advised or poorly implemented changes.
All kidding aside though, I've had by far the best success with swing tip videos by Paige (we're pretty tight now so I use her first name) or other lady pros. I think I pay closet attention and rewatch more times when there are tits, bare legs and short skirts.
We’ll golf on the fishing trip with @dflea
But mostly I wanted to say we are a fat, lesbo county club.
This would be a great choice.
It’s so fucking cold in White Wakanda it’s like driving in Utah or Colorado snow. No temp changes to thaw and refreeze as ice. Don’t even need snow tires for this powder snow.