That's cause you're up there in Brier, chief!
Don't get me wrong, I'd say a majority of Duck fans are Twash as fuck. But you can't solely judge another human by their college football allegiances. I mean for fuck's sake, what percentage of our? fan base are Coker, squishy type dweebs?
I'll give you an example: One of my bestie, Duck pals, down here is a Jack Duck that grew up in Eugene but went to undergrad and grad school elsewhere. Guy is an extremely successful medical professional and lives off the 12th fairway at Tethrow Resort.
@DerekJohnson @chuck and Chuck's brother have all golfed in front of the guy's mansion at the Annual Hardcore Husky Butt-fuck-ee Invitational.
@Tequilla has played there a lot as well. I talked the dude into buying a $12K vinyl rig last year.
So here's a guy that's way more successful and cooler than 99% of our board, but I'm supposed to think some random UW fan is morally superior? Christ.