Random thought on Demond and NIL

I remember listening to the Honks after the Oregon game and being shocked by how genuinely disappointed it seemed like them, and specifically Softy, were being, and specifically about Demond. If I remember correct, I think he specifically questioned well if he's not big enough to be a consistent runner and he's not a great passer and is tiny then what the hell is he?
There is no defending his first half. He was terrible and missed a couple of easy throws that were solely needed. He can’t miss easy ones against a good team.
 
I feel like we need more than one category of Duck fans. "Faggot Duck" fans is too broad of a brush stroke. I mean you've got your methy, Jack Duck losers from Roseburg or Vantucky. And then you've got the college educated, reasonably affluent, classy Duck fans on the other end of the spectrum.
I've never met an affluent, nor classy, Duck fan.
 
I've never met an affluent, nor classy, Duck fan.
I think they have a contingent of underachieving bay area and socal rich kids who can't get into good out of state schools. A guy from Calabasas told me the smart kids from there go to east coast schools, Cali Pac-12 schools, if they are kind of smart they might go Big 10 or Colorado/Arizona. If they're unremarkable but still want some fake college experience, Oregon. I think they have a big sports business program, which is like a giant bug zapper for asswipe lower upper class kids who then go into sports media shit and it's why you see a lot of Ducks in that world. That guy who was in that viral video at the end of the 2023 P12CG game crying about the Ducks always choking is central casting for these types.
 
I've never met an affluent, nor classy, Duck fan.
That's cause you're up there in Brier, chief!

Don't get me wrong, I'd say a majority of Duck fans are Twash as fuck. But you can't solely judge another human by their college football allegiances. I mean for fuck's sake, what percentage of our? fan base are Coker, squishy type dweebs?

I'll give you an example: One of my bestie, Duck pals, down here is a Jack Duck that grew up in Eugene but went to undergrad and grad school elsewhere. Guy is an extremely successful medical professional and lives off the 12th fairway at Tethrow Resort. @DerekJohnson @chuck and Chuck's brother have all golfed in front of the guy's mansion at the Annual Hardcore Husky Butt-fuck-ee Invitational. @Tequilla has played there a lot as well. I talked the dude into buying a $12K vinyl rig last year.

So here's a guy that's way more successful and cooler than 99% of our board, but I'm supposed to think some random UW fan is morally superior? Christ.
 
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