Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters

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@Dennis_DeYoung

Of all the gay, black men I've encountered on my travels (numbering in the thousands) I've never met a specimen quite like Dennis. Frightfully intelligent. Flagrantly racist. Dipsomaniac. Extremely well-connected. Unparalleled football discussion. Hilarious. Unstable. When he tries (a rarity), his content is by far the best on this website. So many classic diatribes ranging from his hatred of Adam Jude, frustration with Jake Browning, homicidal views on Straußer, love of Gaskin/Coleman/hot gay men, and a million other things. You could fill the Classics Bored with solely his threads and it wouldn't be in the realm of craziness. I hold his posts sacrosanct and you should too! NO HOMO.

Negatives: similar to Race, has an unhealthy hatred of easily the best UW QB since Tui (who only now is an upperclassman, derp). Maserati-magnetic trees. Untrustworthy. Doesn't watch Game of Thrones.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
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You put him in the right spot and you still suck.

Die.
 
Agree. Dennis has the gay black excellence award all sewn up. I think we should include him in Black History Month. Sandwich him in between MLK and Frederick Douglas (lulz).

I feel like Swaye should be number 1 and then we should take it away from him and give him some blankets or something in exchange.
 
Agree. Dennis has the gay black excellence award all sewn up. I think we should include him in Black History Month. Sandwich him in between MLK and Frederick Douglas (lulz).

I feel like Swaye should be number 1 and then we should take it away from him and give him some blankets or something in exchange.

Needs to be replaced by the oldest, richest white person on the boreds
 
Agree. Dennis has the gay black excellence award all sewn up. I think we should include him in Black History Month. Sandwich him in between MLK and Frederick Douglas (lulz).

I feel like Swaye should be number 1 and then we should take it away from him and give him some blankets or something in exchange.

Needs to be replaced by the oldest, richest white person on the boreds

@RaceBannon
 
We are more truly blessed than 3 star teen boy getting his 9th offer to have a scholar and a gentleman like DDY dropping knowledge here.
 
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@Swaye

Recent pussy whippingness notwithstanding, Swaye is the Indiana Jones of the HH forums....if Indiana Jones worked at Orkin and wasn't an Archeology Professor. Quite honestly, Swaye is bar none the funniest and most....unique poaster on this godforsaken website. His doog enthusiasm -- in particular his drunken game day posts in which an already-blacked-out Swaye vows to kill himself via alcohol poisoning if it ensures a victory -- is overshadowed only by his various dalliances with Virginian women. The hot rehab psycho? Check. Seal clapper? Check. The one random pancake person when Derek mysteriously gave temporary admin to a female pariah? Check. #1 on the bored in non-football threads and top 5 for football discussion (similar to Dennis, he doesn't try very often but when he does it is gangbusters). Valar morghulis! The day you stop poasting is the day I stop poasting.

Negatives: whipped. Gave up the powder. Has now repeatedly skipped gaymes to hang out with females.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1.
 
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@Swaye

Recent pussy whippingness notwithstanding, Swaye is the Indiana Jones of the HH forums....if Indiana Jones worked at Orkin and wasn't an Archeology Professor. Quite honestly, Swaye is bar none the funniest and most....unique poaster on this godforsaken website. His doog enthusiasm -- in particular his drunken game day posts in which an already-blacked-out Swaye vows to kill himself via alcohol poisoning if it ensures a victory -- is overshadowed only by his various dalliances with Virginian women. The hot rehab psycho? Check. Seal clapper? Check. The one random pancake person when Derek mysteriously gave temporary admin to a female pariah? Check. #1 on the bored in non-football threads and top 5 for football discussion (similar to Dennis, he doesn't try very often but when he does it is gangbusters). Valar morghulis! The day you stop poasting is the day I stop poasting.

Negatives: whipped. Gave up the powder. Has now repeatedly skipped gaymes to hang out with females.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1.

Swaye TOO LOW!
 
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@Swaye

Recent pussy whippingness notwithstanding, Swaye is the Indiana Jones of the HH forums....if Indiana Jones worked at Orkin and wasn't an Archeology Professor. Quite honestly, Swaye is bar none the funniest and most....unique poaster on this godforsaken website. His doog enthusiasm -- in particular his drunken game day posts in which an already-blacked-out Swaye vows to kill himself via alcohol poisoning if it ensures a victory -- is overshadowed only by his various dalliances with Virginian women. The hot rehab psycho? Check. Seal clapper? Check. The one random pancake person when Derek mysteriously gave temporary admin to a female pariah? Check. #1 on the bored in non-football threads and top 5 for football discussion (similar to Dennis, he doesn't try very often but when he does it is gangbusters). Valar morghulis! The day you stop poasting is the day I stop poasting.

Negatives: whipped. Gave up the powder. Has now repeatedly skipped gaymes to hang out with females.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
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Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?

No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.
 
Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?

No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.

You just couldn't resist, could you?
 
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