Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters

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@RoadDawg55

How to describe this guy….hmmm. Not a fag. He’s a consistently good poster with self-aware humor and doesn’t really flip out or melt down like many of us do (including me). Just one of the chillest and more interesting dudes on here. Same age as I am. Same degree of inner closet-doogness. It has been fun watching the team get good again, especially because we don’t really have any frame of reference to compare this with. I agree with him more than nearly any other poaster. Back before the move to Friday Harbor did wonders for the content, I enjoyed his quips on the HFP. This was so even as his cohosts waltzed to more and more doogy tunes (I still kind of love @jecornel though). Calling out anti-winning fags like Chris Landon was awesome. Not sure how the Asian thing got started, and it’s even more vexing that it stuck lol. You’re a good dude, man. $75k. Let's smoke a bowl with @Doogles before the Tree.

Negatives: member of D-Generation X. Average daily posts have declined YoY since 2013. Asian.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
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Gonna guess the top 4 are Grundle, Coker, DDY and Swaye in some order.
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@Doogstone gonna Doog
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I really hope the blowjobs helped push me into the top four.
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That's the only reason you would be ranked high. You barely follow recruiting, you have no football knowledge, and your podcast sucks.
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@CokeGreaterThanPepsi

If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.

Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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@CokeGreaterThanPepsi

If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.

Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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So Poopsi is the Jaydon Mickens of the bored.

Also, #10 is the best position. So much motherfucking FREE PUB! The last shall be first bitches!
 
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@CokeGreaterThanPepsi

If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.

Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3.
2.
1.
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So Poopsi is the Jaydon Mickens of the bored.

Also, #10 is the best position. So much motherfucking FREE PUB! The last shall be first bitches!
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He caught more than he dropped man.
 
I bet DDY is 1 or 2, but Ho. Lee. Shit. do I hope he's #3. DDY as Jake Browning would make my fucking year.

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@CokeGreaterThanPepsi

If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.

Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3.
2.
1.
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@CokeGreaterThanPepsi

If we go by Swaye's metrics, Coker would be a shoe-in for #1. Despite this + the plethora of blowjobs I could not in good conscience rank him any higher. He has subtly been a top contributor and very likely has done more to drive new unique poasters on this site since early 2016 than anyone else by far. His Twitter stalking is as impressive as it is terrifying. His film analysis second to none. Compared with the Doogman LPT, he has far better connections within the UW AD. On most boreds he would be an easy choice for top pick, but like Pete Carroll in 2009 the competition has caught up to him. The HH equivalents of Jim Harbaugh and Chip Kelly boatraced him 20-47 and 21-55, respectively. Look at the thread views for threads Coker created or largely participated in on the TSIO board: they often 2x, 3x or 4x+ threads on any other forum. If we were to pole the lurkers, he'd finish no less than #2 and likely #1. Always relevant. Genuine enthusiasm. The TBS'er to end all TBSers. Humorous. Fellow GoT nerd. He's like 81% the reason I made this circle jerk thread to begin with. Fuck.

Negatives: zero personality, let's his TSIO co-hosts walk all over him, future diabetic, quoted as saying "I think we found our quarterback" re: Jeff Lindquist during 2014 Hawaii game. Morally ambiguous. Is a Daenerys fan. Poopsie.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3.
2.
1.
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I laffed.
 
Swaye, Grundle, and DDY. Who will sit on the iron throne? Stay tuned!
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A black guy, an injun and a Catholic walk into a Citrus bar...
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This was my exact thought. The three of us make the perfect start to a racist joke. Throw in that pedarast Coker and you really got a crew of fucking degenerates.
 
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@Dennis_DeYoung

Of all the gay, black men I've encountered on my travels (numbering in the thousands) I've never met a specimen quite like Dennis. Frightfully intelligent. Flagrantly racist. Dipsomaniac. Extremely well-connected. Unparalleled football discussion. Hilarious. Unstable. When he tries (a rarity), his content is by far the best on this website. So many classic diatribes ranging from his hatred of Adam Jude, frustration with Jake Browning, homicidal views on Straußer, love of Gaskin/Coleman/hot gay men, and a million other things. You could fill the Classics Bored with solely his threads and it wouldn't be in the realm of craziness. I hold his posts sacrosanct and you should too! NO HOMO.

Negatives: similar to Race, has an unhealthy hatred of easily the best UW QB since Tui (who only now is an upperclassman, derp). Maserati-magnetic trees. Untrustworthy. Doesn't watch Game of Thrones.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
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Agree. Dennis has the gay black excellence award all sewn up. I think we should include him in Black History Month. Sandwich him in between MLK and Frederick Douglas (lulz).
 
Agree. Dennis has the gay black excellence award all sewn up. I think we should include him in Black History Month. Sandwich him in between MLK and Frederick Douglas (lulz).
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He is a martyr in my eyes - he crashed into a tree so that we? could have 2016.
 
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