Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters

[CirrhosisDawg]

1. @HarveyRoad & @MikeDamone

Everyone else? WDWYA

 

[Swaye]

Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?

No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.

Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?

No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.

Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.

Chinned for @Dardanus . Damn high signal-to-noise ratio.

 

[dnc]

Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?

No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.

Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.

@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.

They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.

 

[Dardanus]

Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?

No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.

Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.

@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.

They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.

*Poasters who should *poast more

 

[Doogstone]

Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?

No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.

Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.

@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.

They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.

@MadHusky also.

 

[MadHusky]

Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?

No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.

Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.

@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.

They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.

@MadHusky also.

who dis

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?

No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.

Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.

@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.

They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.

Ouch.

 

[Doogstone]

Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?

No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.

Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.

@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.

They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.

@MadHusky also.

who dis

 

[Doogstone]

Before #1 some other honorable mentions:

@CuntWaffle you were #10 in my original list before I realized I totally spaced out about another poaster, but this was after I already said my HMs, sorry bud I

 

[CuntWaffle]

@CuntWaffle you were #10 in my original list before I realized I totally spaced out about another poaster, but this was after I already said my HMs, sorry bud I

 

[YellowSnow]

FREE PUB!!

 

[Doogstone]

@GrundleStiltzkin

It isn't close.

The living embodiment of this monstrosity of a bored. The inside jokes. The GIFs. The memes. The Twatters. The humor. The myriad threads. The updates. Grundle is the beating heart of HH. I could write a thesis on why he's the best poaster but I'll keep it short. He's top 3 for humor, #1 in overall content, makes fucking GIFs of every goddamn game out of sheer passion (or maybe @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is holding a knife to his junk idk), made the doogitup.gifs, posts practice reports, is a fellow WESCO BESTCO person, and so many more. We all felt his absence last December and it was devastating. Never again please. Also taught me the word perineum, yay.

Negatives: go fuck yourself.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1. @GrundleStiltzkin

What would your top 5 or 10 be?!?!?!?!!!!!!11111one

 

[Pitchfork51]

Fuck

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

@GrundleStiltzkin

It isn't close.

The living embodiment of this monstrosity of a bored. The inside jokes. The GIFs. The memes. The Twatters. The humor. The myriad threads. The updates. Grundle is the beating heart of HH. I could write a thesis on why he's the best poaster but I'll keep it short. He's top 3 for humor, #1 in overall content, makes fucking GIFs of every goddamn game out of sheer passion (or maybe @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is holding a knife to his junk idk), made the doogitup.gifs, posts practice reports, is a fellow WESCO BESTCO person, and so many more. We all felt his absence last December and it was devastating. Never again please. Also taught me the word perineum, yay.

Negatives: go fuck yourself.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1. @GrundleStiltzkin

What would your top 5 or 10 be?!?!?!?!!!!!!11111one

Surprising for such a shit poster that contributes nothing 75% of the time.

 

[YellowSnow]

@GrundleStiltzkin

It isn't close.

The living embodiment of this monstrosity of a bored. The inside jokes. The GIFs. The memes. The Twatters. The humor. The myriad threads. The updates. Grundle is the beating heart of HH. I could write a thesis on why he's the best poaster but I'll keep it short. He's top 3 for humor, #1 in overall content, makes fucking GIFs of every goddamn game out of sheer passion (or maybe @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is holding a knife to his junk idk), made the doogitup.gifs, posts practice reports, is a fellow WESCO BESTCO person, and so many more. We all felt his absence last December and it was devastating. Never again please. Also taught me the word perineum, yay.

Negatives: go fuck yourself.

10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1. @GrundleStiltzkin

What would your top 5 or 10 be?!?!?!?!!!!!!11111one

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

PM @Doogstone I disagree, but am flattered.

 

[Kaepsknee]

Shit countdown.

Shit count downer.

Any pole that doesn't have @thechatch in the top 10 is invalid as fuck.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Guntlove, ChrisB. I'm sure I'm missing others. Some guys are great posters, but have lives and don't spend every minute here.

Or maybe their mom limits their internet time. Anyways, they are solid.

 

[Kaepsknee]

Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?

No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.

Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.

@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.

They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.

*Poasters who should *poast more

My darkhorse infrequent poster is @Saracen