OFFICIAL 2021- 22 Ski Season Thread

Skiied the last two days.

That was fucking stupid.

Can barely walk right now

You’re alive though.

Two fucking life flights off the mountain yesterday. Crazy. Both on the fucking bunny hill/beginner slopes.

Which is why the Throbber stays the fuck away from those clowns. About killed a ski school kid yesterday passing him on a cat track. When The Throbber yells "on your right" that means I'm passing on the fucking right...don't turn right, you dumb fuck.

Had this happen the other day.

Picked my line and committed. All of a sudden the 6yo 35 yards to the left cut hard in front of me. Thankfully I got on the ground to avoid in time. Too close for comfort.

The thing is if you're skiing around 6 years old on greens or blues and you hit them as the up hill skier, it means you fucked up bad.

I know it's annoying, but extreme caution is merited here.

I told a couple of assholes on the green runs to slow down. If some asshole ever hits my kid, the gloves will come off and not @Tequilla style. More like Forest Gump style.
 
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Skiied the last two days.

That was fucking stupid.

Can barely walk right now

You’re alive though.

Two fucking life flights off the mountain yesterday. Crazy. Both on the fucking bunny hill/beginner slopes.

Which is why the Throbber stays the fuck away from those clowns. About killed a ski school kid yesterday passing him on a cat track. When The Throbber yells "on your right" that means I'm passing on the fucking right...don't turn right, you dumb fuck.

Had this happen the other day.

Picked my line and committed. All of a sudden the 6yo 35 yards to the left cut hard in front of me. Thankfully I got on the ground to avoid in time. Too close for comfort.

The thing is if you're skiing around 6 years old on greens or blues and you hit them as the up hill skier, it means you fucked up bad.

I know it's annoying, but extreme caution is merited here.

I told a couple of assholes on the green runs to slow down. If some asshole ever hits my kid, the gloves will come off and not @Tequilla style. More like Forest Gump style.

I knew it would be seen as completely my fault, and I'm super careful... butt still.

 
Epic day today. Not sure it will ever be replicated.

Riding spots that literally haven't been ridden all year, with 2-3" fresh. 'Pure as the driven snow', virgin lines each time down the mountain, all day.

I'm glad most don't like to go to the step technical spots I do (shameless brag). When you see tracks in the photos, they are mine own.

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Epic day today. Not sure it will ever be replicated.

Riding spots that literally haven't been ridden all year, with 2-3" fresh. 'Pure as the driven snow', virgin lines each time down the mountain, all day.

I'm glad most don't like to go to the step technical spots I do (shameless brag). When you see tracks in the photos, they are mine own.

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NTD, BB
 
I should just say fuck work on a weekday this week and get up there. Looks great on a bluebird day.

It's going to be fantastic for ripping groomers. Get some.

It’s been bloodbath on our? Groomers. 2 couch sales in 2 days.
https://www.oregonlive.com/news/202...e-to-medical-emergency-in-three-day-span.html

Turns out one of the guysm who died is the husband of my mom's friend. I guess he lost his ski at 50mph and slammed into a tree.

Not good.

 
I should just say fuck work on a weekday this week and get up there. Looks great on a bluebird day.

It's going to be fantastic for ripping groomers. Get some.

It’s been bloodbath on our? Groomers. 2 couch sales in 2 days.
https://www.oregonlive.com/news/202...e-to-medical-emergency-in-three-day-span.html

Turns out one of the guysm who died is the husband of my mom's friend. I guess he lost his ski at 50mph and slammed into a tree.

Not good.

I let it rip on powder and crud. I ski about 25% of my max speed on hard, icy groomers. It's just not worth it.

I've already had my near death ski crash caused by some other asshole.
 
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10659589/Saudi-Crown-Prince-MBS-unveils-plans-countrys-SKI-RESORT-vertical-mountain-village.html

What could go wrong?

Not to veer into the Tug's S.O.I., what the actual fuck? We need to cut those guys off as a client state. They have been worthless as tits on a boar.
 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10659589/Saudi-Crown-Prince-MBS-unveils-plans-countrys-SKI-RESORT-vertical-mountain-village.html

What could go wrong?

Not to veer into the Tug's S.O.I., what the actual fuck? We need to cut those guys off as a client state. They have been worthless as tits on a boar.

You don't have an artificial enviro-tourist mecca?!?!

You sound poor.

 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10659589/Saudi-Crown-Prince-MBS-unveils-plans-countrys-SKI-RESORT-vertical-mountain-village.html

What could go wrong?

Not to veer into the Tug's S.O.I., what the actual fuck? We need to cut those guys off as a client state. They have been worthless as tits on a boar.

You don't have an artificial enviro-tourist mecca?!?!

You sound poor.

I am reminded daily of @PurpleBaze ’s oil money and the riches it buys.
 
Skiied the last two days.

That was fucking stupid.

Can barely walk right now

You’re alive though.

Two fucking life flights off the mountain yesterday. Crazy. Both on the fucking bunny hill/beginner slopes.

Which is why the Throbber stays the fuck away from those clowns. About killed a ski school kid yesterday passing him on a cat track. When The Throbber yells "on your right" that means I'm passing on the fucking right...don't turn right, you dumb fuck.

Ski like you drive: No signals. Be stealth instead.

Most NW people are too dumb and guaranteed to misinterpret anything you say.

Look how they drive, for fuck sake. That's all the evidence you need.
 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10659589/Saudi-Crown-Prince-MBS-unveils-plans-countrys-SKI-RESORT-vertical-mountain-village.html

What could go wrong?

Not to veer into the Tug's S.O.I., what the actual fuck? We need to cut those guys off as a client state. They have been worthless as tits on a boar.

You don't have an artificial enviro-tourist mecca?!?!

You sound poor.

@WahabbiDawg, True?
 
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