Garage Poll - Which Best Describes You?

Garage Poll - Which Best Describes You?

  • I park in a condo or apartment garage

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  • Total voters
    27
I park in the garage but don't really give a fuck if you don't park in yours or not.

I don't make a habit of being a Karen who pays attention to what other people do with their own shit.

You never really struck me as a HOA guy. They love to get in everyone's business
 
I park in the garage but don't really give a fuck if you don't park in yours or not.

I don't make a habit of being a Karen who pays attention to what other people do with their own shit.

I've seen your garage fucko.

@dflea
 
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I park in the garage but don't really give a fuck if you don't park in yours or not.

I don't make a habit of being a Karen who pays attention to what other people do with their own shit.

You never really struck me as a HOA guy. They love to get in everyone's business

I'm a big CCNR guysm. I don't want on property RV parking, nightly rentals or on property businesses anywhere near me.
 
There are benefits to a HOA. As renters we've been in several. It does help with the riff raff and the Sanford and Son's front yards. But is also an acquired taste for those who yearn to live free and don't want a note every time the garbage cans stay out two minutes too long
 
There are benefits to a HOA. As renters we've been in several. It does help with the riff raff and the Sanford and Son's front yards. But is also an acquired taste for those who yearn to live free and don't want a note every time the garbage cans stay out two minutes too long

Our HOA and CCNRs are pretty tight- e.g., all of the things I listed above part of the dealio (no RVs parked on property, no Sanford and Sons, no VRBOs). You also have to get approval for stuff like new paint colors. But no one seems to stress minutia about how long the cans are left out.

Because of the density of our hood - the lots are small at like .13 acres - I think tighter rules are a necessity to keep everyone in harmony. If you yearn to live free, then you need to buy in a more relaxed subdivision or better yet, get a 5 acre piece of dirt.

Not more than a half mile from our place is an 80s area sub division where you can park a RV or boat in the driveway and open an in home hair salon. Doesn't have nearly as much curb appeal but FREEDOM!!
 
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In our hood this fall, an owner / landlord tried to strong arm our next door neighbors into cutting down/heavily trimming some 100 yr old cedars to improve his view before putting it up for sale. They found the covenants, and the hoa had expired 10 years ago…they caved, I would not have…
 
Nothing fit my situation - but

when I lived in Mukilteo I had to move because my F-250 full size diesel truck did not fit - anywhere, street, parking lots, I mean everywhere. Moved to Lebam, had a 4 bay shop with 2 slider doors and one push button overhead, Still could not fit my truck in. Tractor fit, wife's car fit, lawn mower fit, and pallets of chicken feed and goat food fit, along with the occasional goat, chicken and rat, truck - nope.

I was meant to be in the country - fuck cities - or all over the country. This poll does not apply to me in other words
 
Nothing fit my situation - but

when I lived in Mukilteo I had to move because my F-250 full size diesel truck did not fit - anywhere, street, parking lots, I mean everywhere. Moved to Lebam, had a 4 bay shop with 2 slider doors and one push button overhead, Still could not fit my truck in. Tractor fit, wife's car fit, lawn mower fit, and pallets of chicken feed and goat food fit, along with the occasional goat, chicken and rat, truck - nope.

I was meant to be in the country - fuck cities - or all over the country. This poll does not apply to me in other words
 
Nothing fit my situation - but

when I lived in Mukilteo I had to move because my F-250 full size diesel truck did not fit - anywhere, street, parking lots, I mean everywhere. Moved to Lebam, had a 4 bay shop with 2 slider doors and one push button overhead, Still could not fit my truck in. Tractor fit, wife's car fit, lawn mower fit, and pallets of chicken feed and goat food fit, along with the occasional goat, chicken and rat, truck - nope.

I was meant to be in the country [/b]- fuck cities - or all over the country. This poll does not apply to me in other words

We should cyber.

Bring Mabel.
 
I park in the garage but don't really give a fuck if you don't park in yours or not.

I don't make a habit of being a Karen who pays attention to what other people do with their own shit.

You never really struck me as a HOA guy. They love to get in everyone's business

White trash next door hurts the re-sale.
 
I park in the garage but don't really give a fuck if you don't park in yours or not.

I don't make a habit of being a Karen who pays attention to what other people do with their own shit.

You never really struck me as a HOA guy. They love to get in everyone's business

I'm a big CCNR guysm. I don't want on property RV parking, nightly rentals or on property businesses anywhere near me.

Skrong agree. I'm also VP of my current HOA because I'm a loser.
 
I park in the garage but don't really give a fuck if you don't park in yours or not.

I don't make a habit of being a Karen who pays attention to what other people do with their own shit.

You never really struck me as a HOA guy. They love to get in everyone's business

I'm a big CCNR guysm. I don't want on property RV parking, nightly rentals or on property businesses anywhere near me.

Skrong agree. I'm also VP of my current HOA because I'm a loser.

My man!
 
No idea.

The chauffeur takes care of such minutia.

Mazda owners don't have chauffeurs.

Mazda owners also have 3 garage areas and 1 covered parking space.

Quite sufficient for 3 vehicles, a UTV and lawn tractor - and a 24 foot boat.

First world/GNR Compound problems.

We had a 4 car garage plus a covered carport when I was a kid in CA.

No chauffeur though.

You sound poor.

Pretty sure Yellow was raised in two of the bays.
 
There are benefits to a HOA. As renters we've been in several. It does help with the riff raff and the Sanford and Son's front yards. But is also an acquired taste for those who yearn to live free and don't want a note every time the garbage cans stay out two minutes too long

Our HOA and CCNRs are pretty tight- e.g., all of the things I listed above part of the dealio (no RVs parked on property, no Sanford and Sons, no VRBOs). You also have to get approval for stuff like new paint colors. But no one seems to stress minutia about how long the cans are left out.

Because of the density of our hood - the lots are small at like .13 acres - I think tighter rules are a necessity to keep everyone in harmony. If you yearn to live free, then you need to buy in a more relaxed subdivision or better yet, get a 5 acre piece of dirt.

Not more than a half mile from our place is an 80s area sub division where you can park a RV or boat in the driveway and open an in home hair salon. Doesn't have nearly as much curb appeal but FREEDOM!!

I've been in your neighborhood and stayed on your street. I've biked to Tumalo Junction from Broken Top many times. And I've skied the very slopes you now drive to, you pour guy.

And I'm enjoying a R&J Churchill as I work out my brilliant garage response for this thread.

Again, it was a smart move to leave this Shithole City when you did, so no hard feelings, except perhaps a little envy.
 
350+ Sq Ft garage built in about 1980, detached from my 1915 Craftsman Bungalow, fully remodeled in 2005, when I bought the house again.

Completely set up for woodworking and working on cars. The used car lot is 3 spaces off the alley from the garage door (Sits astride the alley) to the neighbor's property line.

When we bought the house, the inspector said my garage was in the top 2% of any garages he'd ever seen in the city. Famous mountaineer in the Seattle area built it to last a millennium, and it will. Tons of power, good lighting, water hookup, and 12" footings under 8ft walls, so I can move a full sheet of plywood around without hitting anything.

My only debate is whether to install a strong heater or not. Was going to install a small wood stove, but not sure I want to give up floor space for that. Might build or buy a garden shed to move the mower & tools into, but don't feel great about securing a mower, pressure washer, or anything else in a garden shed, given the amount of theft that's now normal in Seattle.

Anyway, the detachment from the main house is key. I've stayed up 'til 3 a.m playing poker with the music on without bothering anyone in the house. For all you guys who get the hook from the wif, at 10 p.m.? Sucks to be you.
 
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