Garage Poll - Which Best Describes You?

Garage Poll - Which Best Describes You?

  • I park in a condo or apartment garage

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One of the few attached 2 garages in the GL hood.

If a decapitated raccoon ends up on your front porch. Don't ask me how that got there.

Most of the new construction around here has 2 car attached. You know the 3 story boxes with rooftop decks and little to no yard.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7516-E-Green-Lake-Dr-N-Seattle-WA-98103/48833287_zpid/?

as an example. Detached garage on an ally, but still.

Better example just up the streethttps://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7750-Corliss-Ave-N-Seattle-WA-98103/49008519_zpid/?
 
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One of the few attached 2 garages in the GL hood.

If a decapitated raccoon ends up on your front porch. Don't ask me how that got there.

Most of the new construction around here has 2 car attached. You know the 3 story boxes with rooftop decks and little to no yard.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7516-E-Green-Lake-Dr-N-Seattle-WA-98103/48833287_zpid/?

as an example. Detached garage on an ally, but still.

Better example just up the streethttps://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7750-Corliss-Ave-N-Seattle-WA-98103/49008519_zpid/?

Those box houses on 80th are shit as fuck.
 
One of the few attached 2 garages in the GL hood.

If a decapitated raccoon ends up on your front porch. Don't ask me how that got there.

Most of the new construction around here has 2 car attached. You know the 3 story boxes with rooftop decks and little to no yard. [/i][/b]
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7516-E-Green-Lake-Dr-N-Seattle-WA-98103/48833287_zpid/?

as an example. Detached garage on an ally, but still.

Better example just up the streethttps://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7750-Corliss-Ave-N-Seattle-WA-98103/49008519_zpid/?

I already know. And I have quick access to tax records to find them faster.

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People that have garages and don't park their cars in them really piss me off. Throw your shit away, people. Slobs.

Me and @BleachedAnusDawg are on a roll lately with agreement. First, Weber kettle grilling. Now shit talking hoarders!

But them Skagit and Whatcomb county fellars, here are a bunch of fucking hillbillies.

I get anxious when I see someone open their garage and it looks like the photo Yella poasted. The garage is a house for your car not all the shit you’re too sentimental and lazy to throw out.

I’ve gotten my house to the point that the things in storage in the attic or basement are seasonal like holiday stuff or or special use like luggage.

Clean your shit up you disgusting fucking slobs although I’ll give people like @1to392831weretaken some slack if he’s got a workshop going on.
 
No idea.

The chauffeur takes care of such minutia.

Mazda owners don't have chauffeurs.

Mazda owners also have 3 garage areas and 1 covered parking space.

Quite sufficient for 3 vehicles, a UTV and lawn tractor - and a 24 foot boat.

First world/GNR Compound problems.

 
One of the few attached 2 garages in the GL hood.

If a decapitated raccoon ends up on your front porch. Don't ask me how that got there.

Most of the new construction around here has 2 car attached. You know the 3 story boxes with rooftop decks and little to no yard. [/i][/b]
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7516-E-Green-Lake-Dr-N-Seattle-WA-98103/48833287_zpid/?

as an example. Detached garage on an ally, but still.

Better example just up the streethttps://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7750-Corliss-Ave-N-Seattle-WA-98103/49008519_zpid/?

I already know. And I have quick access to tax records to find them faster.

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Just look for the rainbow OSU flag and you know you’ve got the right place.
 
No idea.

The chauffeur takes care of such minutia.

Mazda owners don't have chauffeurs.

Mazda owners also have 3 garage areas and 1 covered parking space.

Quite sufficient for 3 vehicles, a UTV and lawn tractor - and a 24 foot boat.

First world/GNR Compound problems.

We had a 4 car garage plus a covered carport when I was a kid in CA.

No chauffeur though.
 
Clean your shit up you disgusting fucking slobs although I’ll give people like @1to392831weretaken some slack if he’s got a workshop going on.

My shop is often way cleaner than my house. It's also better built, has in-floor radiant heat, a bathroom, beer fridge, darts, a TV, stereo, 16,000 pounds worth of metalworking machines, etc. Cars are waterproof and can sleep outside. I've never lived a single place in my life at which I parked inside. Such a waste of work space. (Obviously there's a whynotboth.gif situation that's ideal, but I'm at the limits of impervious surfaces I can get away with.)
 
One of the few attached 2 garages in the GL hood.

If a decapitated raccoon ends up on your front porch. Don't ask me how that got there.

Most of the new construction around here has 2 car attached. You know the 3 story boxes with rooftop decks and little to no yard. [/i][/b]
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7516-E-Green-Lake-Dr-N-Seattle-WA-98103/48833287_zpid/?

as an example. Detached garage on an ally, but still.

Better example just up the streethttps://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7750-Corliss-Ave-N-Seattle-WA-98103/49008519_zpid/?

I already know. And I have quick access to tax records to find them faster.

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Yeah but J Edgar Yella can see all you guysm’s personal info.
 
I’ve been debating whether or not to putting in a woodworking shop in the 2 car…the wif wants me to do it, but guess whose rig gets the boot if I do…
#measuretwicecutonce
 
I’ve been debating whether or not to putting in a woodworking shop in the 2 car…the wif wants me to do it, but guess whose rig gets the boot if I do…
#measuretwicecutonce

If you do this, find a way to seal that half of the garage off from everything else. And install the most powerful dust collector you can. No matter how hard you try to contain dust, you will find it EVERYWHERE if you do woodworking indoors.

For the time being, my shop is home to a giant Powermatic wood lathe that my brother bought. He is in the same boat, needing to find a space to store a couple classic cars that he inherited so he can partition off a woodworking space. That lathe is a hoot to play with! We only tested it briefly with the door rolled up because I didn't want a shop full of dust.
 
No idea.

The chauffeur takes care of such minutia.

Mazda owners don't have chauffeurs.

Mazda owners also have 3 garage areas and 1 covered parking space.

Quite sufficient for 3 vehicles, a UTV and lawn tractor - and a 24 foot boat.

First world/GNR Compound problems.

We had a 4 car garage plus a covered carport when I was a kid in CA.

No chauffeur though.

You sound poor.
 
One of the few attached 2 garages in the GL hood.

If a decapitated raccoon ends up on your front porch. Don't ask me how that got there.

Most of the new construction around here has 2 car attached. You know the 3 story boxes with rooftop decks and little to no yard.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7516-E-Green-Lake-Dr-N-Seattle-WA-98103/48833287_zpid/?

as an example. Detached garage on an ally, but still.

Better example just up the streethttps://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7750-Corliss-Ave-N-Seattle-WA-98103/49008519_zpid/?

Lived in a box in that hood, 3 level, garage/office bottom floor. It was a storage unit for us.
 
No idea.

The chauffeur takes care of such minutia.

Mazda owners don't have chauffeurs.

Mazda owners also have 3 garage areas and 1 covered parking space.

Quite sufficient for 3 vehicles, a UTV and lawn tractor - and a 24 foot boat.

First world/GNR Compound problems.

We had a 4 car garage plus a covered carport when I was a kid in CA.

No chauffeur though.

You sound poor.

Most men are always gonna be too pour Throbber. I want a ski in / ski out house at the YellaStone club, instead of driving 30 mins and putting my boots on in the porking lot like a shmuck.
 
I’ve been debating whether or not to putting in a woodworking shop in the 2 car…the wif wants me to do it, but guess whose rig gets the boot if I do…
#measuretwicecutonce

If you do this, find a way to seal that half of the garage off from everything else. And install the most powerful dust collector you can. No matter how hard you try to contain dust, you will find it EVERYWHERE if you do woodworking indoors.

For the time being, my shop is home to a giant Powermatic wood lathe that my brother bought. He is in the same boat, needing to find a space to store a couple classic cars that he inherited so he can partition off a woodworking space. That lathe is a hoot to play with! We only tested it briefly with the door rolled up because I didn't want a shop full of dust.

I do with I had room for a proper tool bench - and I would if we just parked 1 car in the garage - but between snow blowers and lawn mowers and ladders and shit, there's just not enough room.
 
I park in the garage but don't really give a fuck if you don't park in yours or not.

I don't make a habit of being a Karen who pays attention to what other people do with their own shit.
 
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