Garage Poll - Which Best Describes You?

[TurdBomber]

Mine is almost done. More of a hobby shop than a garage, but I'll keep both of my hobby cars in it and have plenty of room for work benches and other tools (30ft deep). I'm putting in a mini split unit because I need A/C in addition to heat. I live in the middle of nowhere so nobody cares how my place looks.
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Hurry up and carve that pole before @Swaye arrives.

 

[booker14]

The pole is for the Starlink dish for high speed internet. Hard to get out here.

 

[SECDAWG]

Me? Multicar garage with at least one car/truck in, SXS, lawnmower, ATV and well organized shelves, tools, equipment, etc

Well organized shelves? So you live alone, then?

Nope. 3 of us, me, myself and I.

Married with 2 kids. I like organization.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

btw - what does CCNR mean?

It’s actually CC&Rs.

Covenants, Conditions AND Restriction's.

Basically a set of rules recorded on Title, as a matter of public record, how the collection of properties will be internally organized and governed. Usually more restrictive than the laws and codes of a local municipality.

Real Estate definitions superiority guy ^^^

Every bored has one.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Me? Multicar garage with at least one car/truck in, SXS, lawnmower, ATV and well organized shelves, tools, equipment, etc

Well organized shelves? So you live alone, then?

My garage shelves are well organized except for the one with my wife’s gardening tools. I don’t touch that one. The exception to the rest being well organized is when she goes out looking for something or decides to “help”

If there’s one thing I learned from watching Barney the dinosaur with my kids it’s this. There’s a place for everything and everything has its place. I can pull into my garage and almost immediately know if something’s missing.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

The pole is for the Starlink dish for high speed internet. Hard to get out here.

The Throbber crawled up on the top of his house in a driving snow storm to mount Elon's magic satellite dish.

Stupid shit OCD web trolls do.

#courage.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

BTW, HOA officers should die a death by either fire or rusty AIDS infested cheese grater.

A special kind of psychopath serves in those positions.

 

[pawz]

BTW, HOA officers should die a death by either fire or rusty AIDS infested cheese grater.

A special kind of psychopath serves in those positions.

 

[TurdBomber]

Me? Multicar garage with at least one car/truck in, SXS, lawnmower, ATV and well organized shelves, tools, equipment, etc

Well organized shelves? So you live alone, then?

Nope. 3 of us, me, myself and I.

Married with 2 kids. I like organization.[/b]

I like it too. I only wish my wife and kids GAF.

Be grateful for whatever magic you possess. It's rare.

 

[YellowSnow]

btw - what does CCNR mean?

It’s actually CC&Rs.

Covenants, Conditions AND Restriction's.

Basically a set of rules recorded on Title, as a matter of public record, how the collection of properties will be internally organized and governed. Usually more restrictive than the laws and codes of a local municipality.

Real Estate definitions superiority guy ^^^

Every bored has one.

I'm better at understanding real estate than like 81% of the agents out there.

 

[pawz]

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btw - what does CCNR mean?

It’s actually CC&Rs.

Covenants, Conditions AND Restriction's.

Basically a set of rules recorded on Title, as a matter of public record, how the collection of properties will be internally organized and governed. Usually more restrictive than the laws and codes of a local municipality.

Real Estate definitions superiority guy ^^^

Every bored has one.

I'm better at understanding real estate than like 81% of the agents out there.

That's not a high bar.

 

[YellowSnow]

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btw - what does CCNR mean?

It’s actually CC&Rs.

Covenants, Conditions AND Restriction's.

Basically a set of rules recorded on Title, as a matter of public record, how the collection of properties will be internally organized and governed. Usually more restrictive than the laws and codes of a local municipality.

Real Estate definitions superiority guy ^^^

Every bored has one.

I'm better at understanding real estate than like 81% of the agents out there.

That's not a high bar.

This was implied.

A solid majority of real-TORS are ding dongs.

Hell, isn't Kimmy a RE agent?

 

[YellowSnow]

So my most hated neighbor is the most Charmin soft, house husband/father you'll ever meet. Lives the BearsWiin lifestyle, but with just 1 daughter who's in full time care/ pre-school.

At any rate, during Covid times, he converted their 2 gar garage into Gymboree type play room for their now 5 year old. And the spoiled little brat still owns the garage. Meanwhile they've got 2 brand new Toyotas - a Tacoma TRD Pro and a Kluger (shout out to @PurpleBaze - sitting out in the driveway getting Ponderosa sap dripping all over the paint.

Are you fucking kidding me?

 

[BennyBeaver]

So my most hated neighbor is the most Charmin soft, house husband/father you'll ever meet. Lives the BearsWiin lifestyle, but with just 1 daughter who's in full time care/ pre-school.

At any rate, during Covid times, he converted their 2 gar garage into Gymboree type play room for their now 5 year old. And the spoiled little brat still owns the garage. Meanwhile they've got 2 brand new Toyotas - a Tacoma TRD Pro and a Kluger (shout out to @PurpleBaze - sitting out in the driveway getting Ponderosa sap dripping all over the paint.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Sounds like he values his daughter more than his cars. I'm surprised your surprised.

 

[RaceBannon]

So my most hated neighbor is the most Charmin soft, house husband/father you'll ever meet. Lives the BearsWiin lifestyle, but with just 1 daughter who's in full time care/ pre-school.

At any rate, during Covid times, he converted their 2 gar garage into Gymboree type play room for their now 5 year old. And the spoiled little brat still owns the garage. Meanwhile they've got 2 brand new Toyotas - a Tacoma TRD Pro and a Kluger (shout out to @PurpleBaze - sitting out in the driveway getting Ponderosa sap dripping all over the paint.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Sounds like he values his daughter more than his cars. I'm surprised your surprised.

Charmin soft reply

 

[YellowSnow]

So my most hated neighbor is the most Charmin soft, house husband/father you'll ever meet. Lives the BearsWiin lifestyle, but with just 1 daughter who's in full time care/ pre-school.

At any rate, during Covid times, he converted their 2 gar garage into Gymboree type play room for their now 5 year old. And the spoiled little brat still owns the garage. Meanwhile they've got 2 brand new Toyotas - a Tacoma TRD Pro and a Kluger (shout out to @PurpleBaze - sitting out in the driveway getting Ponderosa sap dripping all over the paint.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Sounds like he values his daughter more than his cars. I'm surprised your surprised.

Spoiling a kid to death is no way to parent.

I take my kids to ski lessons every Sunday AM Jan- March in a nice, warm SUV parked inside a garage.

#DadOfTheYear

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

So my most hated neighbor is the most Charmin soft, house husband/father you'll ever meet. Lives the BearsWiin lifestyle, but with just 1 daughter who's in full time care/ pre-school.

At any rate, during Covid times, he converted their 2 gar garage into Gymboree type play room for their now 5 year old. And the spoiled little brat still owns the garage. Meanwhile they've got 2 brand new Toyotas - a Tacoma TRD Pro and a Kluger (shout out to @PurpleBaze - sitting out in the driveway getting Ponderosa sap dripping all over the paint.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Sounds like he values his daughter more than his cars. I'm surprised your surprised.

You got any kids?

Kids don't have to be priority number one of every single aspect of your life.

 

[BennyBeaver]

So my most hated neighbor is the most Charmin soft, house husband/father you'll ever meet. Lives the BearsWiin lifestyle, but with just 1 daughter who's in full time care/ pre-school.

At any rate, during Covid times, he converted their 2 gar garage into Gymboree type play room for their now 5 year old. And the spoiled little brat still owns the garage. Meanwhile they've got 2 brand new Toyotas - a Tacoma TRD Pro and a Kluger (shout out to @PurpleBaze - sitting out in the driveway getting Ponderosa sap dripping all over the paint.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Sounds like he values his daughter more than his cars. I'm surprised your surprised.

Spoiling a kid to death is no way to parent.

I take my kids to school every Sunday AM Jan- March in a nice, warm SUV parked inside a garage.

#DadOfTheYear

Sunday school? Congerts.

You should be taking them up to the mountain instead.

 

[BennyBeaver]

So my most hated neighbor is the most Charmin soft, house husband/father you'll ever meet. Lives the BearsWiin lifestyle, but with just 1 daughter who's in full time care/ pre-school.

At any rate, during Covid times, he converted their 2 gar garage into Gymboree type play room for their now 5 year old. And the spoiled little brat still owns the garage. Meanwhile they've got 2 brand new Toyotas - a Tacoma TRD Pro and a Kluger (shout out to @PurpleBaze - sitting out in the driveway getting Ponderosa sap dripping all over the paint.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Sounds like he values his daughter more than his cars. I'm surprised your surprised.

Charmin soft reply

I prefer Kirkland over Charmin.

 

[BennyBeaver]

So my most hated neighbor is the most Charmin soft, house husband/father you'll ever meet. Lives the BearsWiin lifestyle, but with just 1 daughter who's in full time care/ pre-school.

At any rate, during Covid times, he converted their 2 gar garage into Gymboree type play room for their now 5 year old. And the spoiled little brat still owns the garage. Meanwhile they've got 2 brand new Toyotas - a Tacoma TRD Pro and a Kluger (shout out to @PurpleBaze - sitting out in the driveway getting Ponderosa sap dripping all over the paint.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Sounds like he values his daughter more than his cars. I'm surprised your surprised.

You got any kids?

Kids don't have to be priority number one of every single aspect of your life.

Holy Projection Batman!