Sure, massah. We be good slaves.
Atlantic retracts alcohol article about Kash Patel
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CallMeBigErn
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The conspiracy theories
- He claimed a global CIA-led elite had been planning for years to use a pandemic to end democracy and impose totalitarian control
- He claimed 5G was being installed "to harvest our data and control our behavior," and that digital currency would let elites "cut off our food supply."
- He told Joe Rogan that wifi radiation causes cancer and "opens your blood brain barrier."
The public health stuff
- He declared "there's no vaccine that is safe and effective" — while claiming he's "never been anti-vaxx."
- He suggested HIV didn't cause AIDS and that it was partly caused by gay men using poppers.
- He claimed human-made chemicals in the environment were making children gay and causing "gender confusion."
- He promoted the idea that antidepressants cause school shootings.
- He pushed fluoride conspiracy theories, claiming it causes bone cancer, IQ loss, and thyroid disease.
- His anti-vaccine advocacy was linked to a 2019 measles outbreak in Samoa that killed scores of children.
The personal behavior
- Dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park.
- Decapitated a dead whale and took the head home.
- Kept a sex diary of extramarital affairs during his second marriage.
- Allegedly sexually assaulted a babysitter.
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The list goes on. And this was all before he became a destructive force at DHS.
In before Throbber says he agrees with and supports all of the above.
- He claimed a global CIA-led elite had been planning for years to use a pandemic to end democracy and impose totalitarian control
- He claimed 5G was being installed "to harvest our data and control our behavior," and that digital currency would let elites "cut off our food supply."
- He told Joe Rogan that wifi radiation causes cancer and "opens your blood brain barrier."
The public health stuff
- He declared "there's no vaccine that is safe and effective" — while claiming he's "never been anti-vaxx."
- He suggested HIV didn't cause AIDS and that it was partly caused by gay men using poppers.
- He claimed human-made chemicals in the environment were making children gay and causing "gender confusion."
- He promoted the idea that antidepressants cause school shootings.
- He pushed fluoride conspiracy theories, claiming it causes bone cancer, IQ loss, and thyroid disease.
- His anti-vaccine advocacy was linked to a 2019 measles outbreak in Samoa that killed scores of children.
The personal behavior
- Dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park.
- Decapitated a dead whale and took the head home.
- Kept a sex diary of extramarital affairs during his second marriage.
- Allegedly sexually assaulted a babysitter.
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The list goes on. And this was all before he became a destructive force at DHS.
In before Throbber says he agrees with and supports all of the above.
TurdBomber
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Re: Kennedy, Jr.: When they can't attack his arguments and positions, they gotta go for the slime.
Weirdo? Oh No! That'll stop him.
Weirdo? Oh No! That'll stop him.
TurdBomber
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CallMeBigErn
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Turd beat Throbber to the full-throated endorsement of crazy.
Imagine losing to someone like that.
CallMeBigErn
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What race? The only race RFK ever won was to the fresh coyote carcass on the Beltway.
We can and do attack him for is insane arguments and positions. Where have you been? He’s a loon and a weirdo.
CallMeBigErn
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I summarized an article called "The Madness of Robert F. Kennedy Jr." into bullet points for you using Claude, yes. Doubt you'd read the article. This is the way.
Wait until you hear what RFK Jr's uncle did
Don’t give a fuck about the personal behavior. Really don’t give a fuck about allegations or past demons.
Environmental law (1980s–2010s)
• Co-founded Waterkeeper Alliance in 1999, which grew into the world’s largest nonprofit devoted to clean water, with more than 1 million volunteers and branches in 40 countries 
• Led the legal fight to restore the Hudson River as an attorney for Riverkeeper
• Negotiated the New York City watershed agreement, regarded as an international model in stakeholder consensus negotiations and sustainable development 
• Was on the trial team in the landmark victories against Monsanto in 2018, and against DuPont in 2019 in the contamination case that inspired the movie “Dark Waters” 
• Founded Pace University’s Environmental Litigation Clinic in 1987  and taught environmental law there for over 30 years
• Represented Indigenous groups on legal and treaty rights across Latin America
Academic/Education
• B.A. from Harvard (1976), law degree from University of Virginia, master’s in environmental law from Pace
Advocacy & Writing
• Co-founded Children’s Health Defense (focused on vaccine safety and childhood chronic conditions)
• Bestselling author of multiple books, including The Real Anthony Fauci
Political
• Ran a 2024 presidential campaign, first as a Democrat then as an independent, before endorsing Donald Trump
• Confirmed as the 26th U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services in 2025
Everybody I don’t like is weird, is a racist, and is a fascist.
Completely rational take.
Completely rational take.
The suck the raccoons dick hypothetical goes hard within the pear-shaped crowd.