Atlantic retracts alcohol article about Kash Patel

[PurpleThrobber]

If I told you he sucked the raccoon’s dick would you say that’s fucking weird or would you blow it off as no big deal? Some people are just fucking weird and he’s a fucking weirdo. It’s sucks you have to normalize so many weirdos.

Sure, massah. We be good slaves.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

The conspiracy theories

- He claimed a global CIA-led elite had been planning for years to use a pandemic to end democracy and impose totalitarian control

- He claimed 5G was being installed "to harvest our data and control our behavior," and that digital currency would let elites "cut off our food supply."

- He told Joe Rogan that wifi radiation causes cancer and "opens your blood brain barrier."

The public health stuff

- He declared "there's no vaccine that is safe and effective" — while claiming he's "never been anti-vaxx."

- He suggested HIV didn't cause AIDS and that it was partly caused by gay men using poppers.

- He claimed human-made chemicals in the environment were making children gay and causing "gender confusion."

- He promoted the idea that antidepressants cause school shootings.

- He pushed fluoride conspiracy theories, claiming it causes bone cancer, IQ loss, and thyroid disease.

- His anti-vaccine advocacy was linked to a 2019 measles outbreak in Samoa that killed scores of children.

The personal behavior

- Dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park.

- Decapitated a dead whale and took the head home.

- Kept a sex diary of extramarital affairs during his second marriage.

- Allegedly sexually assaulted a babysitter.

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The list goes on. And this was all before he became a destructive force at DHS.

In before Throbber says he agrees with and supports all of the above.

 

[TurdBomber]

Re: Kennedy, Jr.: When they can't attack his arguments and positions, they gotta go for the slime.

Weirdo? Oh No! That'll stop him.

 

[TurdBomber]

The conspiracy theories

- He claimed a global CIA-led elite had been planning for years to use a pandemic to end democracy and impose totalitarian control. - Uh, yes, no doubt. Tip of the iceberg, btw.

- He claimed 5G was being installed "to harvest our data and control our behavior," and that digital currency would let elites "cut off our food supply." - Without Question.

- He told Joe Rogan that wifi radiation causes cancer and "opens your blood brain barrier." - Could be true.

The public health stuff

- He declared "there's no vaccine that is safe and effective" — while claiming he's "never been anti-vaxx." - 100% True about Covid Clot Shots.

- He suggested HIV didn't cause AIDS and that it was partly caused by gay men using poppers. - Deferring to your expertise.

- He claimed human-made chemicals in the environment were making children gay and causing "gender confusion." - Whatever H drinks and Soy.

- He promoted the idea that antidepressants cause school shootings. - Yup, strong correlation and lots of Rx pills taken by trans shooters..

- He pushed fluoride conspiracy theories, claiming it causes bone cancer, IQ loss, and thyroid disease. - Lots of Evidence of this.

- His anti-vaccine advocacy was linked to a 2019 measles outbreak in Samoa that killed scores of children. - Meanwhile Pfizer and Gates Foundation in Africa...

The personal behavior

- Dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park. - Party Trick. Frat Boys will do that stuff.

- Decapitated a dead whale and took the head home. - Note "Dead" whale. So who GAF?

- Kept a sex diary of extramarital affairs during his second marriage. - Chick Move, actually.

- Allegedly sexually assaulted a babysitter. - You Jealous?

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The list goes on. And this was all before he became a destructive force at DHS.

In before Throbber says he agrees with all of the above.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Turd beat Throbber to the full-throated endorsement of crazy.

 

[Bob_C]

The conspiracy theories

- He claimed a global CIA-led elite had been planning for years to use a pandemic to end democracy and impose totalitarian control

- He claimed 5G was being installed "to harvest our data and control our behavior," and that digital currency would let elites "cut off our food supply."

- He told Joe Rogan that wifi radiation causes cancer and "opens your blood brain barrier."

The public health stuff

- He declared "there's no vaccine that is safe and effective" — while claiming he's "never been anti-vaxx."

- He suggested HIV didn't cause AIDS and that it was partly caused by gay men using poppers.

- He claimed human-made chemicals in the environment were making children gay and causing "gender confusion."

- He promoted the idea that antidepressants cause school shootings.

- He pushed fluoride conspiracy theories, claiming it causes bone cancer, IQ loss, and thyroid disease.

- His anti-vaccine advocacy was linked to a 2019 measles outbreak in Samoa that killed scores of children.

The personal behavior

- Dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park.

- Decapitated a dead whale and took the head home.

- Kept a sex diary of extramarital affairs during his second marriage.

- Allegedly sexually assaulted a babysitter.

//

The list goes on. And this was all before he became a destructive force at DHS.

In before Throbber says he agrees with and supports all of the above.

Imagine losing to someone like that.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Imagine losing to someone like that.

What race? The only race RFK ever won was to the fresh coyote carcass on the Beltway.

 

[Bob_C]

He helped Trump win.

 

[CalJammer]

Re: Kennedy, Jr.: When they can't attack his arguments and positions, they gotta go for the slime.

Weirdo? Oh No! That'll stop him.

We can and do attack him for is insane arguments and positions. Where have you been? He’s a loon and a weirdo.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Re: Kennedy, Jr.: When they can't attack his arguments and positions, they gotta go for the slime.

Weirdo? Oh No! That'll stop him.

The conspiracy theories

- He claimed a global CIA-led elite had been planning for years to use a pandemic to end democracy and impose totalitarian control

- He claimed 5G was being installed "to harvest our data and control our behavior," and that digital currency would let elites "cut off our food supply."

- He told Joe Rogan that wifi radiation causes cancer and "opens your blood brain barrier."

The public health stuff

- He declared "there's no vaccine that is safe and effective" — while claiming he's "never been anti-vaxx."

- He suggested HIV didn't cause AIDS and that it was partly caused by gay men using poppers.

- He claimed human-made chemicals in the environment were making children gay and causing "gender confusion."

- He promoted the idea that antidepressants cause school shootings.

- He pushed fluoride conspiracy theories, claiming it causes bone cancer, IQ loss, and thyroid disease.

- His anti-vaccine advocacy was linked to a 2019 measles outbreak in Samoa that killed scores of children.

The personal behavior

- Dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park.

- Decapitated a dead whale and took the head home.

- Kept a sex diary of extramarital affairs during his second marriage.

- Allegedly sexually assaulted a babysitter.

//

The list goes on. And this was all before he became a destructive force at DHS.

In before Throbber says he agrees with and supports all of the above.

Did Claude or ChatGPT write that for you?

 

[CallMeBigErn]

Did Claude or ChatGPT write that for you?

I summarized an article called "The Madness of Robert F. Kennedy Jr." into bullet points for you using Claude, yes. Doubt you'd read the article. This is the way.

 

[thechatch]

Shit ya got me. RFK and Patel are weird.

Guess I’ll vote the party of Bob Ferguson, Tina Kotek, and Ilhan Omar

 

[RaceBannon]

Wait until you hear what RFK Jr's uncle did

 

[PurpleThrobber]

The conspiracy theories

- He claimed a global CIA-led elite had been planning for years to use a pandemic to end democracy and impose totalitarian control

- He claimed 5G was being installed "to harvest our data and control our behavior," and that digital currency would let elites "cut off our food supply."

- He told Joe Rogan that wifi radiation causes cancer and "opens your blood brain barrier."

The public health stuff

- He declared "there's no vaccine that is safe and effective" — while claiming he's "never been anti-vaxx."

- He suggested HIV didn't cause AIDS and that it was partly caused by gay men using poppers.

- He claimed human-made chemicals in the environment were making children gay and causing "gender confusion."

- He promoted the idea that antidepressants cause school shootings.

- He pushed fluoride conspiracy theories, claiming it causes bone cancer, IQ loss, and thyroid disease.

- His anti-vaccine advocacy was linked to a 2019 measles outbreak in Samoa that killed scores of children.

The personal behavior

- Dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park.

- Decapitated a dead whale and took the head home.

- Kept a sex diary of extramarital affairs during his second marriage.

- Allegedly sexually assaulted a babysitter.

//

The list goes on. And this was all before he became a destructive force at DHS.

In before Throbber says he agrees with and supports all of the above.

Don’t give a fuck about the personal behavior. Really don’t give a fuck about allegations or past demons.


Environmental law (1980s–2010s)
• Co-founded Waterkeeper Alliance in 1999, which grew into the world’s largest nonprofit devoted to clean water, with more than 1 million volunteers and branches in 40 countries 
• Led the legal fight to restore the Hudson River as an attorney for Riverkeeper
• Negotiated the New York City watershed agreement, regarded as an international model in stakeholder consensus negotiations and sustainable development 
• Was on the trial team in the landmark victories against Monsanto in 2018, and against DuPont in 2019 in the contamination case that inspired the movie “Dark Waters” 
• Founded Pace University’s Environmental Litigation Clinic in 1987  and taught environmental law there for over 30 years
• Represented Indigenous groups on legal and treaty rights across Latin America
Academic/Education
• B.A. from Harvard (1976), law degree from University of Virginia, master’s in environmental law from Pace
Advocacy & Writing
• Co-founded Children’s Health Defense (focused on vaccine safety and childhood chronic conditions)
• Bestselling author of multiple books, including The Real Anthony Fauci
Political
• Ran a 2024 presidential campaign, first as a Democrat then as an independent, before endorsing Donald Trump
• Confirmed as the 26th U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services in 2025