SpoonieLuv
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My wife to me
Don't be yourself. I want these neighbors to like us.
Don't be yourself. I want these neighbors to like us.
Your Real Life Hardcore Husky Moment
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TierbsHsotBoobs
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I told my wife to grow the hell up and learn the difference between real life and the Internet once.
My wife shit on my chest for good luck and quacks like a duck when we fuck
TierbsHsotBoobs
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My wife is staring at me like I'm retarded now.
Kudos.
SpoonieLuv
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I had a real life dawgman/KJV moment the other day. I was at a work party and this dipshit I work with told a lady he forgot something because he has ADD and doesn't always listen well. The lady pointed to an imaginery object and yelled, "Squirrel!" The guy had no clue what she was talking about. I did, but didn't want to get into their FS conversation. I felt so fucking ashamed of myself that I knew about it from once being a poster at doogman.
I use "allegedly" all the time and confuse the shit out of everyone
UWerentThereMan
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I casually use the phrase so and so needs to die in a fucking fire and it always tilts a few heads around room.
I say "drippy cunt" quite often, in reference to whiners in general. My wife isn't even fazed by it any more.
I used to make fun of El Paso on Fagbook because after having to go there four or five times, it's a shithole. My mom caught wind of it and told me to stop because my sister-in-law's grandparents live there. It's not my fault they chose to live there, but I've been good.
PUMP MY WIFE, DUCK!
CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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Saying tees and pees seems to be the one that confuses people the most in my life.
For the record I work in a cemetery, so it gets awkward.
For the record I work in a cemetery, so it gets awkward.
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Casual conversations around the office now regularly involve cocaine and hookers.
