You might be a doog if

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Some of you think that simply posting on this bored means you're not a doog.

Not the case.

So, since I'm only .81% as creative as Mik Dabone, I'm going to blatantly rip off ole Jeff Mulletworthy and put together this handy list of ten for you to check for yourself to see if you may, indeed, be a doog. Answering yes to one of these doesn't necessarily make you a doog, but it should make you reexamine your miserable and pathetic life. Answer yes to two and you're a doog, though perhaps a somewhat lovable one. Answer yes to three or more and it might be time to find a website more your speed.

You might be a doog if...you fondly remember the Lambo era.

You might be a doog if...you still think Oregon has a gimmick offense.

You might be a doog if...you scream "No excuses" while simultaneously making preemptive excuses about hypothetical close overtime losses.

You might be a doog if...you feel better about this team after Saturday's laundry filled scrimmage.

You might be a doog if...you have ever called someone a noog.

You might be a doog if...you hate Nike.

You might be a doog if...your opinions of Neuheisel come straight from the Section14aFS handbook.

You might be a doog if...you like to throw players under the bus to defend the coach who recruited and developed them, that's what you like to do.

You are definitely a doog if...you learned nothing from 0-12.

Feel free to add your own.
 
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You are a doog if you wear shoulder pads, hard hats, or replica jerseys to games.
 
You are a doog if you wear shoulder pads, hard hats, or replica jerseys to games.
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We are a group of hard nosed DAWG fans. Our plan is to show the nation (and especially Duck and WSU fans) that we are rabid and walking into our house is not going to be fun for their team. We are taking in new recruits to be a part of the Army. We bring an SEC style tailgate to the PAC. BOW DOWN

 
You might be a Doog if... you try to compare Sark to James in a positive way.

You might be a Doog if.....you talk shit to Cougs.

You might be a Doog if.... you love Oregon losing as much as you like UW winning.

You might be a Doog if.... you own a gameday champions shirt

You might be a Doog if...you are willing to let it play out with Sark

Sorry I could only come up with 5 reasons for it.
 
You might be a Doog if... you try to compare Sark to James in a positive way.

You might be a Doog if.....you talk shit to Cougs.

You might be a Doog if.... you love Oregon losing as much as you like UW winning.

You might be a Doog if.... you own a gameday champions shirt

You might be a Doog if...you are willing to let it play out with Sark

Sorry I could only come up with 5 reasons for it.
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Don't know how I missed this one:

You might be a Doog if...you've ever uttered or worn the phrase "Beat Oregon, Nothing Else Matters".

 
You might be a doog if...you defend the soft OOC scheduling

You might be a doog if...you constantly blame everything on the previous coach

You might be a doog if... you put more stock in recruiting high school teens than current guys on our roster.

You might be a doog if..you say someone is not a "real fan" because they want the underachieving coach fired.

You might be a doog if.. you are a mick bastard.

I thought of five more reasons.
 
You might be a doog if:

You believe Oregon's rise to prominence is due to cheating

You believe Ty left Sark with an empty cabinet

You believe recruits who don't choose UW are idiots

You have experience in dodging incoming facts that would otherwise destroy your obvious incoherent dissolutions of the current greatness of Husky football.

You start a thread praising Locker's first average NFL performance

You believe Locker is one of the top 32 quarterbacks in the world (RIP IMALOSER).

You think Crazy Larry is a successful marketing campaign

You mean it when you say "Beer me while I woof" after a game clinching FG against a bottom tier in a bottom conference Illinois team.

When another person posts something negative you chime in that it's just some coug/duck troll that is trying to make husky fans look bad.
 
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you might be a doog if you say things like "When Sark wins 10 games this year, the OL recuits will be lining up at Montlake to sign on the dotted line", while failing to recognize that the time to fix the OL numbers following the 2014 season was during the 2012 fucking recruiting class.

True story. Sad.
 
I fit none of these other criteria but am very comfortable in my hatred of Nike, which can eat a bag of dicks. If that alone makes me a doog, so be it.
 
I fit none of these other criteria but am very comfortable in my hatred of Nike, which can eat a bag of dicks. If that alone makes me a doog, so be it.
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The self awareness is strong in this one. An upvote is deserved.

 
If you follow softy, or kim on twitter.
If u think damon huard is a "passionate" announcer
If u use recruiting as a reason to keep a HC
If u think sark is a great recruiter
If u use Don James' mediocre years as a tool to defend sark
If u think Hugh Millen has good opinions
If u actually think USC will hire Sark
 
I fit none of these other criteria but am very comfortable in my hatred of Nike, which can eat a bag of dicks. If that alone makes me a doog, so be it.
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We all have our weaknesses. Kudos for owning yours.

 
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