You might be a doog if

You are a pedophile if. . .you're interested in knowing if a teen boy goes to the bathroom or the frig first thing in the morning.
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That's above being a doog. That's a damn crime!
 
You might be a doog if you didn't want Miles Jack/Daeshon Hall/Josh Garnett/Steve Shilling/Jonathan Stewart etc anyway.

You might be a doog if you thought James Hasty would be the best back on the field.

You might be a doog if you thought Taylor Mays was soft coming out of O'Dea.

You might be a doog if you care more about recruiting wide receivers than lineman.

You might be a doog if you think message bored negativity hurts recruiting.
 
If you follow softy, or kim on twitter.
If u think damon huard is a "passionate" announcer
If u use recruiting as a reason to keep a HC
If u think sark is a great recruiter
If u use Don James' mediocre years as a tool to defend sark
If u think Hugh Millen has good opinions
If u actually think USC will hire Sark
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Why must you crush one of the few options for this program to ever improve?
 
You might be a doog if you think Mark Emmert is the best friend the football program ever had
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You might be a doog if you didn't want Miles Jack/Daeshon Hall/Josh Garnett/Steve Shilling/Jonathan Stewart etc anyway.

You might be a doog if you thought James Hasty would be the best back on the field.

You might be a doog if you thought Taylor Mays was soft coming out of O'Dea.

You might be a doog if you care more about recruiting wide receivers than lineman.

You might be a doog if you think message bored negativity hurts recruiting.
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That low tweak is still funny the 7,815th time.
 
You might be a doog if you think Mark Emmert is the best friend the football program ever had
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You might be a doog if you didn't want Miles Jack/Daeshon Hall/Josh Garnett/Steve Shilling/Jonathan Stewart etc anyway.

You might be a doog if you thought James Hasty would be the best back on the field.

You might be a doog if you thought Taylor Mays was soft coming out of O'Dea.

You might be a doog if you care more about recruiting wide receivers than lineman.

You might be a doog if you think message bored negativity hurts recruiting.
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That low tweak is still funny the 7,815th time.
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Also remember that Kenny James was a better back than Lorenzo Booker
 
You are a doog if you've stalked Race Bannon for years with a bitter hatred because he's smarter than you
 
Nice manifesto. Lists like this are typical when the walls start closing in. Gotta rally the troops. It's understandable.
 
Nice manifesto. Lists like this are typical when the walls start closing in. Gotta rally the troops. It's understandable.
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Au contraire the walls are quite sturdy.
 
This is a tuff season for y'all. Not easy to keep up the good fight when the opposition isn't cooperating. After Saturday's drubbing of Arizona, things are only going to get tougher.

I'm just here to bring a fresh outside perspective. I'll raise a glass to Sark's inevitable mid-season extension, but only for selfish Coog reasons.

Side note: The fact that dnc, of all people, started this "You might be a doog" thread is fucking perfect.
 
If UW beats Arizona the season is still over. If they beat Stanford then the season is miraculously back on life support going into the Oregon game, but likely still over.
 
You might be a doog if you go on a podcast discussing this week's opponent and intentionally exclude data from the game against the same opponent last year.
 
If UW beats Arizona the season is still over. If they beat Stanford then the season is miraculously back on life support going into the Oregon game, but likely still over.
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Unfortunately you're not the one who makes that decision. In fairness, if you were, none of us would be here exchanging pleasantries and Nobama jokes.

The HHB siege of Husky Football is a noble undertaking, but was bound to fail as soon as Sark didn't find a pink slip in his mailbox after the Boise Bowel last December. He's going to get 9 wins this year. Doogs will have all the screenshots they need.
 
If UW beats Arizona the season is still over. If they beat Stanford then the season is miraculously back on life support going into the Oregon game, but likely still over.
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Unfortunately you're not the one who makes that decision. In fairness, if you were, none of us would be here exchanging pleasantries and Nobama jokes.

The HHB siege of Husky Football is a noble undertaking, but was bound to fail as soon as Sark didn't find a pink slip in his mailbox after the Boise Bowel last December. He's going to get 9 wins this year. Doogs will have all the screenshots they need.
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8 wins is enough to prolong the misery.

9 wins is just icing.
 
This is a tuff season for y'all. Not easy to keep up the good fight when the opposition isn't cooperating. After Saturday's drubbing of Arizona, things are only going to get tougher.

I'm just here to bring a fresh outside perspective. I'll raise a glass to Sark's inevitable mid-season extension, but only for selfish Coog reasons.

Side note: The fact that dnc, of all people, started this "You might be a doog" thread is fucking perfect.
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WOOF!

 
You might be a doog if you publicly announce to everyone that you're putting someone on your ignore list.
 
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