Without having to dox thyself…

I've enjoyed a few DMs with @Swaye and @Doog_de_Jour. I text back and forth a few times per year with @PurpleBaze with motorcycle hawt talk because we don't already do enough of that in the Shoppe. Went to the Skagit County circle jerk and had one of the most awkward hours of my life sitting in the corner like a looser, scanning the room, and wondering which group of dudes was the circle jerk because there wasn't an article of UW gear in the house. Luckily, someone saw my post on the circle jerk thread and told me where to go. To be fair, I didn't have any UW gear on either. Good times, though.
 
houseofpain247 said:
I've not met any of you in real life. Although, there are not too many husky fans living in northern Idaho and it seems like there a number of us here.
Solid chance I've seen one of you.
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Most of the UW fans I’ve seen around here have been classy looking older guys, which makes me hesitant to introduce myself as EsophagealFeces.
 
EsophagealFeces said:
houseofpain247 said:
I've not met any of you in real life. Although, there are not too many husky fans living in northern Idaho and it seems like there a number of us here.
Solid chance I've seen one of you.
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Most of the UW fans I’ve seen around here have been classy looking older guys, which makes me hesitant to introduce myself as EsophagealFeces.
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classy looking older guys… on this bored?
 
Just Damone, who recognized me at a tailgate and hung out with me at a bar on St Patrick's day.
 
I have a long butt buddiness with @DerekJohnson and @TommySQC Have done some contract work for Tommy as well as hanging out. Oh, and driving him home after he got us hammer banned from Taki Tikki.
I hung out with @Joey and his lovely wife at the Adam Carolla show this summer. Had a blast.
Met @PurpleBaze @theknowledge @GrundleStiltzkin and @PurpleJ last summer. I hate to admit it, but I like all of them. They are now permanently in my whack file.
Also met @Tequilla at the Tikki. He's not nearly as insufferable as you all think. (He's actually a good dude). But then again, he didn't dominate me in Rec Basketball, so I didn't have to suffer his wrath.
Lots of folks that decided to gargle balls and are no longer on HH as well. I have a wish list, but I will keep that sacred in my heart.
 
WoolleyDoog said:
DerekJohnson said:
WoolleyDoog said:
Joey and I are from Sedro-Woolley. I first met him was 17 I went to a party (12 guys drinking on a logging road) and my idiot friend was wearing a confederate flag bandana and Joey asked him if we were in the south, took it from him and burned it. Then he made the mistake of marrying my sister.
I was at a hotel in Santa Monica and watched a guy walk out with a smoking hot chick and thought he looked familiar. Turned out it was Stalin.
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That's funny, I thought you guys became friends after he married your sister. So who had the love of Thin Lizzy first? Did one of you influence the other?
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No, that's true. We didn't even talk to each other that night. I was terrified of all the guys at that party and don't know how or why I even ended up there so tried not to talk to people. His younger brother, who was closer to me in age (The Wolverine), was a scary guy himself who won MVP for the state all star game one year but didn't even try to play in college, so I figured if this guy is his OLDER brother, he must be terrifying. Spoiler, he wasn't. My sister is way scarier. Ask the Coug fans that tried to steal our seats in 2017.
I think we both got into Thin Lizzy in high school but didn't know each other then when we met we discovered that.
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Not nearly as dramatic, but that was the game where I sat behind the coug bench with 3-4 guys from their baseball team to the right of me, and when I told them that they should cancel their conference championship game tickets, they threatened to kick my ass.
 
haie said:
Just Damone, who recognized me at a tailgate and hung out with me at a bar on St Patrick's day.
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That reminds me, I unknowingly met Damone at Truth BBQ in Houston. We randomly started talking to him and his crew on our way out. Tommy was texting with him later in the day and informed us who we’d met. Fuck o’ dear, I miss that place. If I lived anywhere near BBQ that good, I’d make @CFetters_Nacho_Lover look like Calista Flockhart.
 
EsophagealFeces said:
haie said:
Just Damone, who recognized me at a tailgate and hung out with me at a bar on St Patrick's day.
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That reminds me, I unknowingly met Damone at Truth BBQ in Houston. We randomly started talking to him and his crew on our way out. Tommy was texting with him later in the day and informed us who we’d met. Fuck o’ dear, I miss that place. If I lived anywhere near BBQ that good, I’d make @CFetters_Nacho_Lover look like Calista Flockhart.
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I was with a guy I graduated with that didn't really want to go find a place before the game, so we drank at the bar in our hotel that felt like 90% Michigan fans.
Bartender was this massive guy that took on of those extra large Starbucks iced plastic cups and filled it with beer and handed it to me free of charge.
One of the Michigan fans next to us said "What the hell man" and he said that he was a Texas fan and was doing it as a tip of the cap for UW winning, and that the keg blew.
csb
 
EsophagealFeces said:
houseofpain247 said:
I've not met any of you in real life. Although, there are not too many husky fans living in northern Idaho and it seems like there a number of us here.
Solid chance I've seen one of you.
Click to expand...
Most of the UW fans I’ve seen around here have been classy looking older guys, which makes me hesitant to introduce myself as EsophagealFeces.
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I've seen a few around that I suspect could be HCH types, but mostly older money guys.
 
houseofpain247 said:
EsophagealFeces said:
houseofpain247 said:
I've not met any of you in real life. Although, there are not too many husky fans living in northern Idaho and it seems like there a number of us here.
Solid chance I've seen one of you.
Click to expand...
Most of the UW fans I’ve seen around here have been classy looking older guys, which makes me hesitant to introduce myself as EsophagealFeces.
Click to expand...
I've seen a few around that I suspect could be HCH types, but mostly older money guys.
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If you see a big fucker with an Amazon wife and psycho kids, say hi!
 
I was mostly blacked out at a tap house in Berkeley by myself after the big win at Cal in 2022. Made friends with a dawg couple who were constantly fighting horribly. The wife was from like Australia or New Zealand or something and I kept telling them that they couldn't fight because of the Huskies and being 6-2, but it really felt like they were doomed, and I sometimes wonder if they're okay. I always forget to put a beacon out here for them, hoping they have a nice life and enjoyed the run. So here it is.
 
SweatpantsGeneral said:
I have a long butt buddiness with @DerekJohnson and @TommySQC Have done some contract work for Tommy as well as hanging out. Oh, and driving him home after he got us hammer banned from Taki Tikki.
I hung out with @Joey and his lovely wife at the Adam Carolla show this summer. Had a blast.
Met @PurpleBaze @theknowledge @GrundleStiltzkin and @PurpleJ last summer. I hate to admit it, but I like all of them. They are now permanently in my whack file.
Also met @Tequilla at the Tikki. He's not nearly as insufferable as you all think. (He's actually a good dude). But then again, he didn't dominate me in Rec Basketball, so I didn't have to suffer his wrath.
Lots of folks that decided to gargle balls and are no longer on HH as well. I have a wish list, but I will keep that sacred in my heart.
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I was sitting next to you and across from @CFetters_Nacho_Lover when you and @TommySQC put on that marvelous display at the Pizza Coop.

To be fair, this could have been one of many marvelous displays
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houseofpain247 said:
EsophagealFeces said:
houseofpain247 said:
I've not met any of you in real life. Although, there are not too many husky fans living in northern Idaho and it seems like there a number of us here.
Solid chance I've seen one of you.
Click to expand...
Most of the UW fans I’ve seen around here have been classy looking older guys, which makes me hesitant to introduce myself as EsophagealFeces.
Click to expand...
I've seen a few around that I suspect could be HCH types, but mostly older money guys.
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My experience is usually the old rich white gays at Husky Hoops gaymes are all Doogman guys. I've lurked behind many an old guy while they perused the boredz during time outs, and enthusiastically saying hello to Kim or Nacho in the concourse. I suspect the guy I sat next to this season may visit the boredes. I tried to subtlety inject jokes from the boards that are still funny after 100's of tims, but nothing. In Houston I almost got on Fox 13 and was going to give them five reasons why UW was gonna win, until of course they saw me and said "we can't put that on television! Eww!" True story.

https://i.imgur.com/HOVoTA0.gif
 
Speaking of old white guys being doogman customers…

I took this picture in Hayden, ID a few months ago and forgot to post it. Sorry it's a bit blurry, that license plate definitely says DAWGMAN and has a UW plate holder around it.

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houseofpain247 said:
Speaking of old white guys being doogman customers…

I took this picture in Hayden, ID a few months ago and forgot to post it. Sorry it's a bit blurry, that license plate definitely says DAWGMAN and has a UW plate holder around it.

dawgman.jpg
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This seems like too much of an upgrade over the first-row behind first-class.

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EsophagealFeces said:
houseofpain247 said:
EsophagealFeces said:
houseofpain247 said:
I've not met any of you in real life. Although, there are not too many husky fans living in northern Idaho and it seems like there a number of us here.
Solid chance I've seen one of you.
Click to expand...
Most of the UW fans I’ve seen around here have been classy looking older guys, which makes me hesitant to introduce myself as EsophagealFeces.
Click to expand...
I've seen a few around that I suspect could be HCH types, but mostly older money guys.
Click to expand...
If you see a big fucker with an Amazon wife and psycho kids, say hi!
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Will do. I am also a large fella. Pretty standard north idaho fare. 6'5". bearded. flannels. You know the type.
 
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