Without having to dox thyself…

[pawz]

We haven’t.  I never made the connection until this thread.  That was a pretty crazy incident.  Did the Coug fans have counterfeit tickets?   I remember your sister going off on them when security came down.

@WoolleyDoog and his crazy ex-wife had the fantastic idea of giving all of the tickets to my wife’s extremely drunk best friend who’s like the Skagit County party aunt. She swears she had them in her back pocket the whole time waiting for the bathroom so either she dropped them or they just stole them right from her back pocket.

We had to call my wife’s dad who owns all of the tickets to come down to will call all the while we can hear Woolley and my wife’s uncle in the background yelling at two people. We find out from will call our tickets weren’t scanned so they must have thought they’d buy 300 level then sit in our seats. Bad idea. We own ten tickets. We have more friends than you.

Get to the usher after I’ve already flagged security to follow me and they wanted to folllow my wife down I said just let her go first she’ll get them out. Almost a full on cat fight. Missed the whole first quarter. Fuck the Coog.

#TLDR #CSB #Tequillaismyghostwriter

I witnessed the ending of that. My season tix at the time were a few seats away in the same row. I’m still in 103, but worked by way back to row 24 for a better view.

Wild. We actually moved back to rows 18-20. You might recognize me. Usually wear a duster and a black cowboy hat.

I'm on the other side of 104 from yous guysm. I've definitely seen the black cowboy hat before on the concourse. Also a Pizza Coop sighting.

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[greenblood]

I’m not gay

 

[dtd]

I sent @HillsboroDawg a dick pic one time and then he stopped poasting. That's all I got.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Nobody.
I did meet a lurker on the flight back out of Austin after the Natty and he recognized my user name. Crowning achievement for me in my miserable and pathetic life.

"Hi; I'm BleachedAnusDawg. Nice to meet you."

 

[DerekJohnson]

I got a call from an operator once, asking if I was willing to “reverse the charges.” I grew up blue collar, so I knew what that meant. When I said yes, the person on the other end was Derek who wanted to know some Husky band stories for his Brad McDavid biopic.

I loved McDavid's demand via email that I show him more respect. Kim Grinolds equally got a kick out of that, at the time.

 

[DerekJohnson]

I remember back in 2018 that Poopsi and Gladstone texted me that Gladdy was coming to town and they wanted to have lunch with me and give me some ideas for Hardcore Husky. So we met at the Pizza Coop. Turns out there were no ideas, Poopsi wanted to buy Hardcore Husky for $5,000. He said I wasn't doing much with it anyway on the recruiting front. When I politely declined, Gladdy said "Name your price, Stalin". So I said, "Okay, $100,000,000!"
We ended up having a pleasant lunch but I felt a bit irritated that they weren't just up front with me.

 

[DerekJohnson]

I've probably had more IRL adventure with HCH bros than any man here.
I've smoked weed with @RaceBannon and talked shit in the era of dial up internet.
I like to play golf once a year with @chuck and @DerekJohnson .
@Tequilla has come to visit me in White Wakanda to drink beer and let me get in 19% of the words.
I've drunk the coldest beer in the world at the RAM (RIP) with @89ute @PurpleBaze and @Laocoön followed by a Boys in Da Boat shell house tour.
Tailgated with @PurpleJ and @Baseman before beating Oregon last year.
Gone steelheading with @dflea our on the Queets
Had @Doog_de_Jour hit on MrsSnow at the Rose Bowl while I was losing at height off to @Gladstone
Smoked swisher sweets and drank cheap kirkland signature IPA with @LebamDawg at a Central Oregon trailer park.
My life goal though remains a tailgate with the Duck Refuge so I can call @SFGbob a KUNT to his face!
The list goes on and on…
I used to be on a double top secret gay cabal with about 10 posters here, but over time some guys got burned out and/or lost interest so it's pretty quiet these days.

More than any other man here, huh?
Okay!

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I've probably had more IRL adventure with HCH bros than any man here.
I've smoked weed with @RaceBannon and talked shit in the era of dial up internet.
I like to play golf once a year with @chuck and @DerekJohnson .
@Tequilla has come to visit me in White Wakanda to drink beer and let me get in 19% of the words.
I've drunk the coldest beer in the world at the RAM (RIP) with @89ute @PurpleBaze and @Laocoön followed by a Boys in Da Boat shell house tour.
Tailgated with @PurpleJ and @Baseman before beating Oregon last year.
Gone steelheading with @dflea our on the Queets
Had @Doog_de_Jour hit on MrsSnow at the Rose Bowl while I was losing at height off to @Gladstone
Smoked swisher sweets and drank cheap kirkland signature IPA with @LebamDawg at a Central Oregon trailer park.
My life goal though remains a tailgate with the Duck Refuge so I can call @SFGbob a KUNT to his face!
The list goes on and on…
I used to be on a double top secret gay cabal with about 10 posters here, but over time some guys got burned out and/or lost interest so it's pretty quiet these days.

Huh?

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I’m not gay

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

My best friend has a handle on here, but almost never poasts. He’s friends/business partners with @TommySQC, so we hung out with him and his crew at the natty. Briefly met @theknowledge after we snuck into the elite tailgate at the stadium. Got called a cunt by @CFetters_Nacho_Lover’s lovely wife at the circle jerk before the game. Met up with @Postal91 at the game, and I’m pretty sure he lives like 20 minutes from me, but we’ve yet to circle jerk in Idaho, mostly because my life is fucking chaos.

hurtful.

I also met @dirtysouwfdawg and the ginger, and @LoneStarDawg at the circle jerk. And I got a hug from @backthepack. He was impressed by the size of me and my friends.

you made my day! We should exchange numbers faggy wink

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

The one person I’ve known IRL is Stalin.

Like @theknowledge i know @TommySQC as well. I’ve gotten rides to a couple games with him but don’t know if I met anyone else from HH during those rides.
Just about everyone else I’ve met at various circle jerks.
And yes, @dirtysouwfdawg and I sext on occasion. It gets weird when he tells me he has a boner.

what’d you think of the pic where I covered my balls with two round chips and drizzled nacho cheese on my dong?

Made me hungry.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

My best friend has a handle on here, but almost never poasts. He’s friends/business partners with @TommySQC, so we hung out with him and his crew at the natty. Briefly met @theknowledge after we snuck into the elite tailgate at the stadium. Got called a cunt by @CFetters_Nacho_Lover’s lovely wife at the circle jerk before the game. Met up with @Postal91 at the game, and I’m pretty sure he lives like 20 minutes from me, but we’ve yet to circle jerk in Idaho, mostly because my life is fucking chaos.

At least she didn’t call you a worthless cunt.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Forgot to mention meeting @Purple_Pills here in Lexington when he came out to play trivia at one of my shows.

 

[flatus]

Here’s view from 2024 seats vs. Michigan:

About 90% of me is in that photo.

You look more masculine than I expected.

 

[Fishpo31]

I may (or may not) have coached a former(?) poaster who went back to the days of the Pit…

 

[brents]

I may or may not have seen @TommySQC today
I met a lot of folks back in the brief DM Recruiting banquet era but I was kind of a big deal back then and I assume most of those folks are dead by now
I've had Derek and Darth Republikan at the house - again many moons ago
Did a couple eDuck DM tailgates meeting ducks and dawgs
I was briefly in a group text with Swaye and Nacho among others
Fact is I am pretty anti social these days content to hide behind my computer screen in remembrance of brents

You still won't SAY IT TO MY FACE! Sad.
Those folks from the DM Recruiting banquet era and I are BFFs. We hang all the time.

 

[houseofpain247]

I've not met any of you in real life. Although, there are not too many husky fans living in northern Idaho and it seems like there a number of us here.
Solid chance I've seen one of you.

 

[DerekJohnson]

I've not met any of you in real life. Although, there are not too many husky fans living in northern Idaho and it seems like there a number of us here.
Solid chance I've seen one of you.

Have you passed @EsophagealFeces as he exited the Piggly Wiggly?

 

[TheHB]

I remember back in 2018 that Poopsi and Gladstone texted me that Gladdy was coming to town and they wanted to have lunch with me and give me some ideas for Hardcore Husky. So we met at the Pizza Coop. Turns out there were no ideas, Poopsi wanted to buy Hardcore Husky for $5,000. He said I wasn't doing much with it anyway on the recruiting front. When I politely declined, Gladdy said "Name your price, Stalin". So I said, "Okay, $100,000,000!"
We ended up having a pleasant lunch but I felt a bit irritated that they weren't just up front with me.

They didn’t respect the business

 

[PurpleThrobber]

I remember back in 2018 that Poopsi and Gladstone texted me that Gladdy was coming to town and they wanted to have lunch with me and give me some ideas for Hardcore Husky. So we met at the Pizza Coop. Turns out there were no ideas, Poopsi wanted to buy Hardcore Husky for $5,000. He said I wasn't doing much with it anyway on the recruiting front. When I politely declined, Gladdy said "Name your price, Stalin". So I said, "Okay, $100,000,000!"
We ended up having a pleasant lunch but I felt a bit irritated that they weren't just up front with me.

People forget Sergei Brin and Larry Page turned down a $5 Billion offer from Yahoo.