Without having to dox thyself…

I've probably had more IRL adventure with HCH bros than any man here.
I've smoked weed with @RaceBannon and talked shit in the era of dial up internet.
I like to play golf once a year with @chuck and @DerekJohnson .
@Tequilla has come to visit me in White Wakanda to drink beer and let me get in 19% of the words.
I've drunk the coldest beer in the world at the RAM (RIP) with @89ute @PurpleBaze and @Laocoön followed by a Boys in Da Boat shell house tour.
Tailgated with @PurpleJ and @Baseman before beating Oregon last year.
Gone steelheading with @dflea our on the Queets
Had @Doog_de_Jour hit on MrsSnow at the Rose Bowl while I was losing at height off to @Gladstone
Smoked swisher sweets and drank cheap kirkland signature IPA with @LebamDawg at a Central Oregon trailer park.
My life goal though remains a tailgate with the Duck Refuge so I can call @SFGbob a KUNT to his face!
The list goes on and on…
I used to be on a double top secret gay cabal with about 10 posters here, but over time some guys got burned out and/or lost interest so it's pretty quiet these days.
Hurtful.

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I used to have a podcast. The end. RIP @puppylove_sugarsteel
It was funny revealing my username to my younger cousin who was attending UW at the time. "You're one of THOSE assholes!" (Over at Hardcorehusky.com) apparently we have a sizable lurker community within the student body that alternately considers us cringe and hilarious. We? Are internet famous!
@YellowSnow is old skool Newport money so he slummed it with us oilmen up in HB.
Met like 100 people at the rosebowl but then got dosed by @backthepack so I only remember so many.
True story I sent @Swaye blankets when he had his first kid. No smallpox just the vid.
Fell off the gay cabal when it swapped over to WhatsApp. I don't need anymore dick pics or crypto scams in my life.
Well @UW_Doog_Bot has ventured down for beers with in my ancestral homeland.

And forgive my dementia. I’ve gone on a ski date with @pawz at Bachelor. He guaranteed me that DeBoer was a fucking winner.
 
I've probably had more IRL adventure with HCH bros than any man here.
I've smoked weed with @RaceBannon and talked shit in the era of dial up internet.
I like to play golf once a year with @chuck and @DerekJohnson .
@Tequilla has come to visit me in White Wakanda to drink beer and let me get in 19% of the words.
I've drunk the coldest beer in the world at the RAM (RIP) with @89ute @PurpleBaze and @Laocoön followed by a Boys in Da Boat shell house tour.
Tailgated with @PurpleJ and @Baseman before beating Oregon last year.
Gone steelheading with @dflea our on the Queets
Had @Doog_de_Jour hit on MrsSnow at the Rose Bowl while I was losing at height off to @Gladstone
Smoked swisher sweets and drank cheap kirkland signature IPA with @LebamDawg at a Central Oregon trailer park.
My life goal though remains a tailgate with the Duck Refuge so I can call @SFGbob a KUNT to his face!
The list goes on and on…
I used to be on a double top secret gay cabal with about 10 posters here, but over time some guys got burned out and/or lost interest so it's pretty quiet these days.
Hurtful.

.
it’s been a long fucking week, hoss.

I was literally just correcting my mental error concurrent with this post.

And while I’m at it I had some hawt used motorcoach talk with @Joey and @WoolleyDoog in the Zone. Them fellas are Skagit county AF.
 
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I wanted to crash @Swaye 's Virginia Country Club wedding but got the location wrong.
I met a few of you fucks at the Natty. We cool.
 
We haven’t.  I never made the connection until this thread.  That was a pretty crazy incident.  Did the Coug fans have counterfeit tickets?   I remember your sister going off on them when security came down.
@WoolleyDoog and his crazy ex-wife had the fantastic idea of giving all of the tickets to my wife’s extremely drunk best friend who’s like the Skagit County party aunt. She swears she had them in her back pocket the whole time waiting for the bathroom so either she dropped them or they just stole them right from her back pocket.

We had to call my wife’s dad who owns all of the tickets to come down to will call all the while we can hear Woolley and my wife’s uncle in the background yelling at two people. We find out from will call our tickets weren’t scanned so they must have thought they’d buy 300 level then sit in our seats. Bad idea. We own ten tickets. We have more friends than you.

Get to the usher after I’ve already flagged security to follow me and they wanted to folllow my wife down I said just let her go first she’ll get them out. Almost a full on cat fight. Missed the whole first quarter. Fuck the Coog.

#TLDR #CSB #Tequillaismyghostwriter
 
And while I’m at it I had some hawt used motorcoach talk with @Joeyand @WoolleyDoog in the Zone. Them fellas are Skagit county AF.

SkagCo TUFF BRUH
 
I got a call from an operator once, asking if I was willing to “reverse the charges.” I grew up blue collar, so I knew what that meant. When I said yes, the person on the other end was Derek who wanted to know some Husky band stories for his Brad McDavid biopic.
 
@MadHusky and I were college roommates and didn’t know each others screen names for a number of years
@paws and i quashed a subpoena together
@Swaye is nextdoor neighbors with my cousin
 
Met @Joey as he stopped by the big rig when staying at the Swinomish Casino, @YellowSnow as he mentioned but he did forget the wings I BBQed, then at the Skagit Circle Jerk met @Stalin, @WoolleyDoog, @1to392831weretaken. You could tell we? were all husky fans because no one had any UW stuff on.
Was with @ClemsonGuy - he has been smart enough not to visit this hell hole
 
@MadHusky and I were college roommates and didn’t know each others screen names for a number of years
@paws and i quashed a subpoena together
@Swaye is nextdoor neighbors with my cousin
What choke-slam ? On the hood of what car ?

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We haven’t.  I never made the connection until this thread.  That was a pretty crazy incident.  Did the Coug fans have counterfeit tickets?   I remember your sister going off on them when security came down.
@WoolleyDoog and his crazy ex-wife had the fantastic idea of giving all of the tickets to my wife’s extremely drunk best friend who’s like the Skagit County party aunt. She swears she had them in her back pocket the whole time waiting for the bathroom so either she dropped them or they just stole them right from her back pocket.

We had to call my wife’s dad who owns all of the tickets to come down to will call all the while we can hear Woolley and my wife’s uncle in the background yelling at two people. We find out from will call our tickets weren’t scanned so they must have thought they’d buy 300 level then sit in our seats. Bad idea. We own ten tickets. We have more friends than you.

Get to the usher after I’ve already flagged security to follow me and they wanted to folllow my wife down I said just let her go first she’ll get them out. Almost a full on cat fight. Missed the whole first quarter. Fuck the Coog.

#TLDR #CSB #Tequillaismyghostwriter
I witnessed the ending of that. My season tix at the time were a few seats away in the same row. I’m still in 103, but worked by way back to row 24 for a better view.
 
My best friend has a handle on here, but almost never poasts. He’s friends/business partners with @TommySQC, so we hung out with him and his crew at the natty. Briefly met @theknowledge after we snuck into the elite tailgate at the stadium. Got called a cunt by @CFetters_Nacho_Lover’s lovely wife at the circle jerk before the game. Met up with @Postal91 at the game, and I’m pretty sure he lives like 20 minutes from me, but we’ve yet to circle jerk in Idaho, mostly because my life is fucking chaos.
hurtful.
 
We haven’t.  I never made the connection until this thread.  That was a pretty crazy incident.  Did the Coug fans have counterfeit tickets?   I remember your sister going off on them when security came down.
@WoolleyDoog and his crazy ex-wife had the fantastic idea of giving all of the tickets to my wife’s extremely drunk best friend who’s like the Skagit County party aunt. She swears she had them in her back pocket the whole time waiting for the bathroom so either she dropped them or they just stole them right from her back pocket.

We had to call my wife’s dad who owns all of the tickets to come down to will call all the while we can hear Woolley and my wife’s uncle in the background yelling at two people. We find out from will call our tickets weren’t scanned so they must have thought they’d buy 300 level then sit in our seats. Bad idea. We own ten tickets. We have more friends than you.

Get to the usher after I’ve already flagged security to follow me and they wanted to folllow my wife down I said just let her go first she’ll get them out. Almost a full on cat fight. Missed the whole first quarter. Fuck the Coog.

#TLDR #CSB #Tequillaismyghostwriter
Picturing the Bama lady flying off the top rope over the Oklahoma fans!
 
We haven’t.  I never made the connection until this thread.  That was a pretty crazy incident.  Did the Coug fans have counterfeit tickets?   I remember your sister going off on them when security came down.
@WoolleyDoog and his crazy ex-wife had the fantastic idea of giving all of the tickets to my wife’s extremely drunk best friend who’s like the Skagit County party aunt. She swears she had them in her back pocket the whole time waiting for the bathroom so either she dropped them or they just stole them right from her back pocket.

We had to call my wife’s dad who owns all of the tickets to come down to will call all the while we can hear Woolley and my wife’s uncle in the background yelling at two people. We find out from will call our tickets weren’t scanned so they must have thought they’d buy 300 level then sit in our seats. Bad idea. We own ten tickets. We have more friends than you.

Get to the usher after I’ve already flagged security to follow me and they wanted to folllow my wife down I said just let her go first she’ll get them out. Almost a full on cat fight. Missed the whole first quarter. Fuck the Coog.

#TLDR #CSB #Tequillaismyghostwriter
I witnessed the ending of that. My season tix at the time were a few seats away in the same row. I’m still in 103, but worked by way back to row 24 for a better view.
Wild. We actually moved back to rows 18-20. You might recognize me. Usually wear a duster and a black cowboy hat.
 
We haven’t.  I never made the connection until this thread.  That was a pretty crazy incident.  Did the Coug fans have counterfeit tickets?   I remember your sister going off on them when security came down.
@WoolleyDoog and his crazy ex-wife had the fantastic idea of giving all of the tickets to my wife’s extremely drunk best friend who’s like the Skagit County party aunt. She swears she had them in her back pocket the whole time waiting for the bathroom so either she dropped them or they just stole them right from her back pocket.

We had to call my wife’s dad who owns all of the tickets to come down to will call all the while we can hear Woolley and my wife’s uncle in the background yelling at two people. We find out from will call our tickets weren’t scanned so they must have thought they’d buy 300 level then sit in our seats. Bad idea. We own ten tickets. We have more friends than you.

Get to the usher after I’ve already flagged security to follow me and they wanted to folllow my wife down I said just let her go first she’ll get them out. Almost a full on cat fight. Missed the whole first quarter. Fuck the Coog.

#TLDR #CSB #Tequillaismyghostwriter
I witnessed the ending of that. My season tix at the time were a few seats away in the same row. I’m still in 103, but worked by way back to row 24 for a better view.
Wild. We actually moved back to rows 18-20. You might recognize me. Usually wear a duster and a black cowboy hat.
I’m usually in purple and am one of the loudest motherfuckers when we are on defense until ball is snapped.

I bet we recognize each other if we ever meet up. I probably high-fived you before.
 
Here’s view from 2024 seats vs. Michigan:

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My best friend has a handle on here, but almost never poasts. He’s friends/business partners with @TommySQC, so we hung out with him and his crew at the natty. Briefly met @theknowledge after we snuck into the elite tailgate at the stadium. Got called a cunt by @CFetters_Nacho_Lover’s lovely wife at the circle jerk before the game. Met up with @Postal91 at the game, and I’m pretty sure he lives like 20 minutes from me, but we’ve yet to circle jerk in Idaho, mostly because my life is fucking chaos.
hurtful.
I also met @dirtysouwfdawg and the ginger, and @LoneStarDawg at the circle jerk. And I got a hug from @backthepack. He was impressed by the size of me and my friends.
 
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