Who is most famous person in your cell?

I have the lead singer of Orgy, Jay Gordon in my phone. They had a big hit in the late 90’s. One hit wonder band. He’s a funny and chill guy.

I also have a guitarist from Papa Roach. He joined the band in 2015 or so. He’s younger than the rest of the band.
 
Does Fabio count? I don't know his number but could get it anytime. He wouldn't remember my name but I've met him several times.

I can't think of a single reason why I'd call him or want to see or talk to him though.

Is this a joke?
 
Or one step further if someone bet you $100 you couldn’t get this person on phone in 15 minutes, who is biggest A lister you think could pull off?

Mine is kinda weak, Dave Johnson of decathlon fame in 90s

I doubt I’ve ever been within 25 miles of Dave Johnson but I’m going to go ahead and assume I could have him on the phone in 15 minutes.

Now, Dan, is a different story.
 
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Couple former NFL guys. Couple former NBA guys. Couple TV celebrities.

They my homeys and we'll just keep it at that.
 
I don’t even know what this means but can only imagine it is Kim Grinolds. Cult following. Radio personality. Fan of large footballs. Knows his cheap wine. Sells badass real estate. Has several hate clubs.
 
I had Colin Cowherd and Michelle Beadle's numbers in my phone because I had to text them for work for a while but took them out because I knew I'd get blackout drunk and call them at some point.
 
I don’t even know what this means but can only imagine it is Kim Grinolds. Cult following. Radio personality. Fan of large footballs. Knows his cheap wine. Sells badass real estate. Has several hate clubs.

Oh. lol. I read it as cell like in prison. Fuck no Kim isn’t in my cell phone.
 
Does Fabio count? I don't know his number but could get it anytime. He wouldn't remember my name but I've met him several times.

I can't think of a single reason why I'd call him or want to see or talk to him though.

Is this a joke?

No, I've actually been around him quite a bit, met him a few times (he doesn't shake hands and looks like the idea terrifies him), and my GF used to know him well. He lives in my home town.

But something about it strikes me as funny, so I talk about it in a joking way. He's not really much of a celebrity.
 
Does Fabio count? I don't know his number but could get it anytime. He wouldn't remember my name but I've met him several times.

I can't think of a single reason why I'd call him or want to see or talk to him though.

Is this a joke?

No, I've actually been around him quite a bit, met him a few times (he doesn't shake hands and looks like the idea terrifies him), and my GF used to know him well[/b][/b] He lives in my home town.

But something about it strikes me as funny, so I talk about it in a joking way. He's not really much of a celebrity.

LOL. I bet.
 
Does Fabio count? I don't know his number but could get it anytime. He wouldn't remember my name but I've met him several times.

I can't think of a single reason why I'd call him or want to see or talk to him though.

Is this a joke?

No, I've actually been around him quite a bit, met him a few times (he doesn't shake hands and looks like the idea terrifies him), and my GF used to know him well[/b][/b] He lives in my home town.

But something about it strikes me as funny, so I talk about it in a joking way. He's not really much of a celebrity.

LOL. I bet.

Haha I thought that might amuse someone.
 
Not in my phone but John Calipari lives down the road from me.

In my phone, I have a couple of TV news anchors, 1 in Seattle and the other in New Mexico.

@DerekJohnson rounds out my list.
 
Keeping this alive...Ty Eriks left me a voicemail when I was in high school. I thought it was pretty celebrity at the moment. Oh how my perspective has changed. There were twice rumors that Richard Were was about to buy a house on the street where I grew up and live now. Guess the local gerbil supply wasn't strong enough.
 
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