Who is most famous person in your cell?

I lived in Malibu for a decade and met lots of famous folks... had a couple of drinks at the bar with Pierce Brosnan one night [very funny guy when having a cocktail], not unusual to be in a restaurant with major celebs, was clothes shopping when Tom Hanks walked in to do a little shopping, and one time was in line right behind Julia Roberts at Starbucks and could have bumped up behind her and grabbed her tits [what a nice surprise] but somehow restrained myself.
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A friend in Kauai is actually pretty good friends with Brosnan. One night, eating dinner at their place I commented on a vase or something and the friend casually says “oh yeah, Pierce gave us that as a wedding gift.”

 
I lived in Malibu for a decade and met lots of famous folks... had a couple of drinks at the bar with Pierce Brosnan one night [very funny guy when having a cocktail], not unusual to be in a restaurant with major celebs, was clothes shopping when Tom Hanks walked in to do a little shopping, and one time was in line right behind Julia Roberts at Starbucks and could have bumped up behind her and grabbed her tits [what a nice surprise] but somehow restrained myself.
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A friend in Kauai is actually pretty good friends with Brosnan. One night, eating dinner at their place I commented on a vase or something and the friend casually says “oh yeah, Pierce gave us that as a wedding gift.”
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You were prolly sizing up the vase for how much nacho cheeee sauce it would contain
 
I can pull up the deceased.

@TommySQC

RIP
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I actually just spoke to him moments ago. No shit. He called because he's drunk somewhere in Lewis County and ran into an old High School friend of mine and remembered I existed.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOCKING.
 
I can pull up the deceased.

@TommySQC

RIP
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I actually just spoke to him moments ago. No shit. He called because he's drunk somewhere in Lewis County and ran into an old High School friend of mine and remembered I existed.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOCKING.
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Is there ever a time when Tommy is not drunk?
 
I can pull up the deceased.

@TommySQC

RIP
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I actually just spoke to him moments ago. No shit. He called because he's drunk somewhere in Lewis County and ran into an old High School friend of mine and remembered I existed.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOCKING.
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Is there ever a time when Tommy is not drunk?
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I saw it once. It was unnerving
 
John Cena. Of course this was from around 2015 or something when I accidentally ran into him and his crew while they were filming American Grit in Eatonville, and he invited me to come watch the show production. They were stationed at Pack Forest in La Grande, WA. I sat in his million dollar fifth wheel and had a beer with him. I thought it was cool he gave me his personal cell and figured it was an assistant, but he actually answered it to tell me when and where. I detail this in Episode 31 of Two Grumpy Bastards. Really fucking cool guy, China be damned. I have never so much as texted him since, but I keep it in there to get a no homo boner from time to time. I'm proud of myself I haven't drunken texted him. Felt like it when Peacemaker came out but I was restrained (first time for everything).

 
I lived in Malibu for a decade and met lots of famous folks... had a couple of drinks at the bar with Pierce Brosnan one night [very funny guy when having a cocktail], not unusual to be in a restaurant with major celebs, was clothes shopping when Tom Hanks walked in to do a little shopping, and one time was in line right behind Julia Roberts at Starbucks and could have bumped up behind her and grabbed her tits [what a nice surprise] but somehow restrained myself.
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A friend in Kauai is actually pretty good friends with Brosnan. One night, eating dinner at their place I commented on a vase or something and the friend casually says “oh yeah, Pierce gave us that as a wedding gift.”
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You were prolly sizing up the vase for how much nacho cheeee sauce it would contain
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Of course I was and let me tell you, it would've been at least 5 gallons.
 
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