Who from HH have you met in real life? Who would you want to meet?

Seems the word got out that @dnc offers amazing BJs. Having met him in person I can attest to the rumors and all that is said about him here and offline.

I’ve met @Kim_Grinolds, @cfetters, @coachnews, @dawgeatduck, @Dawgs4ever, @ttownjerry, @houstonhusky, and the degenerates that stalked Mora with a cake as well.[/b] So I guess that’s not saying much. I know I’m missing more but whatever. Can’t expect me to get it all right when I’m looting the Aurora Ave 7-11.
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Why didn’t you get a pie?
 
I've met several of y'all and a couple would probably even admit it. All were ancient history though. And, taint much to brag about but I guess I went to high school with Grundle.

However...that moment when you realize the guy you bought an 81% WAM subscription for doesn't have you on the list of who he wants to meet...

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I didn’t even make a list... if I did I was drunk.

Edit: Oh, I see now. How ever can I make this up to you?
 
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We didn't meet but I've been in audience of @MelloDawg and his mellophone. I was stuck hosting some pals from outta town who insisted on seeing the Sounders, so we scarfed the fuck up and tandem-biked our way to the stadium. He had doxxed the fuck out of himself all over hhb so when I heard the live music in the street, I had to go look. It was funny, I thought about making it memorable for each of us but just chuckled to myself and was then bored af for the next 2 hours

I'm sure I could have a great time with all of the popular kids on this bored. It would be amusing to be in the presence of @RaceBannon, @Sven, and I'd love to get roasted by @MikeDamone
 
I remember back when I used to like meeting people.

I don’t know what happened, but now it seems like a lot of work. I have to fight traffic, put on a mask, order up a shitty tasting beverage, and pretend that someone next to me likes the same shit I do.

If anyone wants to drive to Tacoma and talk about Husky football and asian pussy, then hit me up.

Other than that, I’m just trying to hide until I can retire and move out of this country so I can trade my dollars in for baht.
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right behind you brother. I'd still have a Bulleit or two (or three...) with you if you'd ever text me before you arrived.
 
I remember back when I used to like meeting people.

I don’t know what happened, but now it seems like a lot of work. I have to fight traffic, put on a mask, order up a shitty tasting beverage, and pretend that someone next to me likes the same shit I do.

If anyone wants to drive to Tacoma and talk about Husky football and asian pussy, then hit me up.

Other than that, I’m just trying to hide until I can retire and move out of this country so I can trade my dollars in for baht.
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UP resident. Name the place.
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The fact that you know my username and want me to name the place is stunning.
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ApplebeesDawg weeps
 
I remember back when I used to like meeting people.

I don’t know what happened, but now it seems like a lot of work. I have to fight traffic, put on a mask, order up a shitty tasting beverage, and pretend that someone next to me likes the same shit I do.

If anyone wants to drive to Tacoma and talk about Husky football and asian pussy, then hit me up.

Other than that, I’m just trying to hide until I can retire and move out of this country so I can trade my dollars in for baht.
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right behind you brother. I'd still have a Bulleit or two (or three...) with you if you'd ever text me before you arrived.
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I’ll try to plan shit out someday.
 
I remember back when I used to like meeting people.

I don’t know what happened, but now it seems like a lot of work. I have to fight traffic, put on a mask, order up a shitty tasting beverage, and pretend that someone next to me likes the same shit I do.

If anyone wants to drive to Tacoma and talk about Husky football and asian pussy, then hit me up.

Other than that, I’m just trying to hide until I can retire and move out of this country so I can trade my dollars in for baht.
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UP resident. Name the place.
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The fact that you know my username and want me to name the place is stunning.
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ApplebeesDawg weeps
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If the UP Applebee’s hires a bunch of slutty looking cocktail waitresses, great. Until then...it’s $5 Coors Lights at you-know-where.
 
I remember back when I used to like meeting people.

I don’t know what happened, but now it seems like a lot of work. I have to fight traffic, put on a mask, order up a shitty tasting beverage, and pretend that someone next to me likes the same shit I do.

If anyone wants to drive to Tacoma and talk about Husky football and asian pussy, then hit me up.

Other than that, I’m just trying to hide until I can retire and move out of this country so I can trade my dollars in for baht.
Click to expand...
UP resident. Name the place.
Click to expand...

The fact that you know my username and want me to name the place is stunning.
Click to expand...

ApplebeesDawg weeps
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If the UP Applebee’s hires a bunch of slutty looking cocktail waitresses, great. Until then...it’s $5 Coors Lights at you-know-where.
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Where?
 
Haven't met anybody. If I had a choice:

Swaye - He could get me connected to the local higher-end brothels.

DNC - He's seems like my brother from another mother.

Race - So I can ask him if those stories about Moses are true.

Gladstone - His taste in avatars makes me think we'd get along.

GaryFromTeenMom - Best handle on the site, and it isn't close.

PLSS - I think he makes everyone's list.

Actually, It's probably easier to make a list of people I wouldn't want to meet

 
Haven't met anybody. If I had a choice:

Swaye - He could get me connected to the local higher-end brothels.

DNC - He's seems like my brother from another mother.

Race - So I can ask him if those stories about Moses are true.

Gladstone - His taste in avatars makes me think we'd get along.

GaryFromTeenMom - Best handle on the site, and it isn't close.

PLSS - I think he makes everyone's list.

Actually, It's probably easier to make a list of people I wouldn't want to meet
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Pumpy wouldn't be on Damone's list.
 
Haven't met anybody. If I had a choice:

Swaye - He could get me connected to the local higher-end brothels.

DNC - He's seems like my brother from another mother.

Race - So I can ask him if those stories about Moses are true.

Gladstone - His taste in avatars makes me think we'd get along.

GaryFromTeenMom - Best handle on the site, and it isn't close.

PLSS - I think he makes everyone's list.

Actually, It's probably easier to make a list of people I wouldn't want to meet
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Pumpy wouldn't be on Damone's list.
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I had an invite to go meet Pumpy once. Guessing it's off the table now.
 
Haven't met anybody. If I had a choice:

Swaye - He could get me connected to the local higher-end brothels.

DNC - He's seems like my brother from another mother.

Race - So I can ask him if those stories about Moses are true.

Gladstone - His taste in avatars makes me think we'd get along.

GaryFromTeenMom - Best handle on the site, and it isn't close.

PLSS - I think he makes everyone's list.

Actually, It's probably easier to make a list of people I wouldn't want to meet
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Pumpy wouldn't be on Damone's list.
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I don’t have a list. So technically correct.
 
@WhiskeyDawg @TommySQC @volcanodawg and I are best buds.

I'd like to meet @PurpleThrobber and @RaceBannon

I'd push pumpy down stadium stairs.
 
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