Who from HH have you met in real life? Who would you want to meet?

Since goddamn Vanilla doesn’t respect my new notification settings I kept getting bombarded by emails about this thread. So, I might as well take a break from sweeping up glass at the Bravern Omega Boutique (don’t worry @YellowSnow, the looters didn’t get much - #softbellevuerioters - your Constellation bracelet will be fixed by Friday) to say thank you for your kind comments.

Hopefully when this quarantine is over there will be other tailgates/gatherings so I can meet more of your wives[/s] you.

She is risen!

Just to manage expectations, I’m still going to be on sabbatical for a little while. But don’t worry, Rowboat, I will return.

Maybe the Bond tournament will be up by then. :wink:

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Since goddamn Vanilla doesn’t respect my new notification settings I kept getting bombarded by emails about this thread. So, I might as well take a break from sweeping up glass at the Bravern Omega Boutique (don’t worry @YellowSnow, the looters didn’t get much - #softbellevuerioters - your Constellation bracelet will be fixed by Friday) to say thank you for your kind comments.

Hopefully when this quarantine is over there will be other tailgates/gatherings so I can meet more of your wives[/s] you.

She is risen!

Just to manage expectations, I’m still going to be on sabbatical for a little while. But don’t worry, Rowboat, I will return.

Maybe the Bond tournament will be up by then. :wink:

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We should lay odds as to what will happen first.
 
Reading through this makes me realize I know a lot more of you than I thought I did.

Here goes nothing:

@CokeGreaterThanPepsi
@MrsPetersen
@DeLarry (RIP)
@CheersWestDawg
@volcanodawg
@TommySQC
@Mooser42
@Ping
@DerekJohnson
@Meek
@Gladstone
@pawz - I assume we met either at Pizza Koop or the Taki Tiki
@koopdog
@Dennis_DeYoung
@LaMichael_Corleone
@UW_Doog_Bot - very briefly at the RB tailgate
@PurpleBaze - was my Uber driver when I needed a ride home from Neighbors
@AIRWOLF
@Tequilla
@HeretoBeatmyChest - fuck that guy
@jecornel

I'm probably missing a few.

Poasters I'd like to meet? None, I already know too many of you.

I left off @Doog_de_Jour and @Baseman.

I actually asked @Baseman if he was @Dennis_DeYoung because he was standing under the pop up tent at the Rose Bowl tailgate looking like he was in charge of it all. He also had on the best t-shirt ever.
 
Honored to make some B lists. Too lazy to list all of the ones that I would like to meet. It’d be most.

Even @ThomasFremont.

ThomasFremont has shown promise
 
Honored to make some B lists. Too lazy to list all of the ones that I would like to meet. It’d be most.

Even @ThomasFremont.

I’ll meet you at Bentley’s @salemcoog but you better have at least $25 for Derek or it could get messy.
 
I didn't answer the part about who I'd like to meet.

I've looked up to DB Cooper for a long ass tim.

Easy call.

@Baseman
 
Honored to make some B lists. Too lazy to list all of the ones that I would like to meet. It’d be most.

Even @ThomasFremont.

I’ll meet you at Bentley’s @salemcoog but you better have at least $25 for Derek or it could get messy.

Sounds like a plan. Gonna be awhile though as I’m going in for hip replacement Menana.

Thanks in advance for all the Ts and Ps.
 
Besides him I'd love to meet just about all of you degenerates.

My DM.c free bored, HHB and Pit OGs who I've cyber known for a decade and a half or more like @allpurpleallgold, @pawz, @RaceBannon, @ThomasFremont, @greenblood, @salemcoog, @Gladstone (still want to know what your handle was in those days), @huskyhooligan, @iDawg, @Meek, @dennisdeyoung @Cokegreaterthanpepsi, @mrspetersen, the Delridge homey @Cfetters_Nacho_Lover, @AIRWOLF, @mooser42, @koopdog, @Cheerswestdawg, @chuck, @purplethrobber, @dflea, @creepycoog, @wilburhookshands (can't specifically verify he's an OG but he has to be), @tequilla, @jecornel, @MadSon, @MisterEm, @BearsWiin, @dardanus, @dtd, @AZDuck, @NESnake12, @edwinbambino, @ntxduck, @Firemarshallbill, @FremontTroll, @Tommysqc, and @pupplylovesugarsteel.

It would be a true blessing to meet @guntlove.

Then there's my HH legends like @DerekJohnson, @RoadDawg55, @GrundleStiltzkin, @Swaye (I know him in a biblical sense just not in a literal sense), @Doogles, @purpleJ, @uw_doog_bot, @yellowsnow, @Doog_de_jour, @purplebaze, @spoonieluv, @GreenRiverGatorz, @extraChrisB, @rapeculturedawg, @Doogcourics, @laocoon, @woof, @rustysavage, @89ute, @1to3whateverthefuckthenumbersare, @RatherBeBrewing, @cuntwaffle, and @williams3.

That's everyone I can think of. I'm sure I forgot someone unintentionally.

Or maybe you just suck.
 
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@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."

One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.
 
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."

One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.

Pics of daughter though? I elected not to (trying to be classy), but shes who I was going to list in this thread.
 
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."

One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.

Man I love people who get drunk and start randomly hitting me.That's always fun.
 
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."

One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.

Man I love people who get drunk and start randomly hitting me.That's always fun.

It's tradition. Get onboard with it and embrace it. I retaliate now and he flinches...even when he's drunk.
 
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."

One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.

Man I love people who get drunk and start randomly hitting me.That's always fun.

It's tradition. Get onboard with it and embrace it. I retaliate now and he flinches...even when he's drunk.

By retaliate do you mean strike back? Or fake a punch?

Can you take him? Is there a 7-11 nearby?
 
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."

One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.

I’m offended that I received no chops to the chest.
@WoolleyDoog was there and didn’t take any bumps as well.
 
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Jokes on you guys. I've been feeding pup oatmeal while he's locked in the basement and I've been stealing all his soccer assed honeys
 
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."

One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.

To be fair after the Oregon game I didn’t want to remember the rest of the year.
 
@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."

One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason. The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.

Man I love people who get drunk and start randomly hitting me.That's always fun.

It's tradition. Get onboard with it and embrace it. I retaliate now and he flinches...even when he's drunk.

Can confirm.
 
Seems the word got out that @dnc offers amazing BJs. Having met him in person I can attest to the rumors and all that is said about him here and offline.

I’ve met @Kim_Grinolds, @cfetters, @coachnews, @dawgeatduck, @Dawgs4ever, @ttownjerry, @houstonhusky, and the degenerates that stalked Mora with a cake as well. So I guess that’s not saying much. I know I’m missing more but whatever. Can’t expect me to get it all right when I’m looting the Aurora Ave 7-11.

 
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@Rapeculturedawg is my brother-in-law so I've certainly met him. He was probably 4 years old when I met him. He's slowly corrupting my son who goes to UW which I guess I'm ok with. @Rapeculturedawg brings @backthepack to my tailgates and he is a swell young lad who looks like a young Mike Leach and drinks like Nicolas Cage from "Leaving Las Vegas."

One thing to know about @Rapeculturedawg is that he's a big wrestling fan. When he gets blitzed, expect to receive random "chops" across the chest for now good reason.[/b] The dude really likes white claw, too. And 4 lokos. He gave my daughter(sorry, no pics) like 20 4 Lokos for her 21st birthday. Oh and if you invite him to something, he is always late. Always.

If this is done simultaneously with a Ric Flair Woooo, I'll allow it. Hell I'll even welcome it.
 
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