Which one of you is a hero?

Imagine bragging about Hawaii in August

Maybe come back and golf Palm Springs in August like Kim

In fairness Hawaii can be visited year round. Palm Spring can not. It’s 108 there today. Poipu is only 87.

This is true but winners go to Kauai in January through February. It’s what they do.
 
Imagine bragging about Hawaii in August

Maybe come back and golf Palm Springs in August like Kim

Scouting properties since it sounds like you care. Not as much as Swaye, but I think he's just trying to generate traffic

Maui next month
 
Imagine bragging about Hawaii in August

Maybe come back and golf Palm Springs in August like Kim

Scouting properties since it sounds like you care. Not as much as Swaye, but I think he's just trying to generate traffic

Maui next month

Imagine thinking I care
 
Imagine bragging about Hawaii in August

Maybe come back and golf Palm Springs in August like Kim

In fairness Hawaii can be visited year round. Palm Spring can not. It’s 108 there today. Poipu is only 87.

This is true but winners go to Kauai in January through February. It’s what they do.

My bitch face ex wife and had a honeymoon in Kauai in January. I thought I was winning at the time. Lulz.
 
The next tim a cyclist obeys any traffic law will be the first. TREAT US WITH RESPECT veers across 4 lanes of traffic running a stop sign pointing the wrong way.
 
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The next tim a cyclist obeys any traffic law will be the first. TREAT US WITH RESPECT veers across 4 lanes of traffic running a stop sign pointing the wrong way.

DaFuq? I thought this was a thread about @BearsWiin sucking.

Help me out, old timers: Does @BearsWiin really suck or is this all in jest?
 
Social awareness as a culture is a learning experience ~ so glad that we have the kind of leadership tht demonstrates this kind of clearly articulated wisdom and grace.
 
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Cyclist strikes back for Karen!

Her pinned twit says "Lead an uprising against car culture"

Dumb cunt confirmed. And fat, evidently. Also, you know none of that story ever happened.
 
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Cyclist strikes back for Karen!

Her pinned twit says "Lead an uprising against car culture"

Dumb cunt confirmed. And fat, evidently. Also, you know none of that story ever happened.

Yeah, I can't imagine a fatty parting ways with a delicious milkshake.

Maybe fewer milkshakes and more miles on the bike (on trails) would do her some good.
 
https://twitter.com/theeyecollector/status/1556686206703996929?s=21&t=8dljBTVvw5Y1rzpfyYzWwA

Cyclist strikes back for Karen!

Her pinned twit says "Lead an uprising against car culture"

Dumb cunt confirmed. And fat, evidently. Also, you know none of that story ever happened.

Who the fuck rides a bicycle with a god damn milkshake???? What a wild concept
 
https://twitter.com/theeyecollector/status/1556686206703996929?s=21&t=8dljBTVvw5Y1rzpfyYzWwA

Cyclist strikes back for Karen!

Her pinned twit says "Lead an uprising against car culture"

Dumb cunt confirmed. And fat, evidently. Also, you know none of that story ever happened.

Who the fuck rides a bicycle with a god damn milkshake???? What a wild concept

It was probably one of those fucking annoying e-bikes. Probably has a cup holder. Minimum effort for maximum annoyance.

I hate those e-bike motherfuckers.
 
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Cyclist strikes back for Karen!

Her pinned twit says "Lead an uprising against car culture"

Dumb cunt confirmed. And fat, evidently. Also, you know none of that story ever happened.

Yeah, I can't imagine a fatty parting ways with a delicious milkshake.

Maybe fewer milkshakes and more miles on the bike (on trails) would do her some good.

Once upon a Tim during college, a close fren and I were driving south from NE 45th along a narrow residential, Wallingford street. We get to one of those traffic calming thingies at intersecting streets and this little @RoadDawg55 comes whipping around at excessive speed in some Too Fast, Too Furious rice rocket piece of shit.

My buddy blocks his path with a 1985 Chevy Silverado 1 / 2 Ton and proceeds to get out and yell at the dude to slow down. They argue for a moment before getting back into respective vehicles. As we slowly drive by each other, the lil' fella flings an empty beer can into my buddy's window. He was met at the exact same moment with a full Dick's chocolate milk shake grenade into his rolled down front window. Fucking classic. It's a miracle we didn't get shot.
 
https://twitter.com/theeyecollector/status/1556686206703996929?s=21&t=8dljBTVvw5Y1rzpfyYzWwA

Cyclist strikes back for Karen!

Her pinned twit says "Lead an uprising against car culture"

Dumb cunt confirmed. And fat, evidently. Also, you know none of that story ever happened.

Yeah, I can't imagine a fatty parting ways with a delicious milkshake.

Maybe fewer milkshakes and more miles on the bike (on trails) would do her some good.

Once upon a Tim during college, a close fren and I were driving south from NE 45th along a narrow residential, Wallingford street. We get to one of those traffic calming thingies at intersecting streets and this little @RoadDawg55 comes whipping around at excessive speed in some Too Fast, Too Furious rice rocket piece of shit.

My buddy blocks his path with a 1985 Chevy Silverado 1 / 2 Ton and proceeds to get out and yell at the dude to slow down. They argue for a moment before getting back into respective vehicles. As we slowly drive by each other, the lil' fella flings an empty beer can into my buddy's window. He was met at the exact same moment with a full Dick's chocolate milk shake grenade into his rolled down front window. Fucking classic. It's a miracle we didn't get shot.

I like grenades.
 
https://twitter.com/theeyecollector/status/1556686206703996929?s=21&t=8dljBTVvw5Y1rzpfyYzWwA

Cyclist strikes back for Karen!

Her pinned twit says "Lead an uprising against car culture"

Dumb cunt confirmed. And fat, evidently. Also, you know none of that story ever happened.

Who the fuck rides a bicycle with a god damn milkshake???? What a wild concept

Sounds like something a fatass would do.
 
https://twitter.com/theeyecollector/status/1556686206703996929?s=21&t=8dljBTVvw5Y1rzpfyYzWwA

Cyclist strikes back for Karen!

Her pinned twit says "Lead an uprising against car culture"

Dumb cunt confirmed. And fat, evidently. Also, you know none of that story ever happened.

Yeah, I can't imagine a fatty parting ways with a delicious milkshake.

Maybe fewer milkshakes and more miles on the bike (on trails) would do her some good.

Once upon a Tim during college, a close fren and I were driving south from NE 45th along a narrow residential, Wallingford street. We get to one of those traffic calming thingies at intersecting streets and this little @RoadDawg55 comes whipping around at excessive speed in some Too Fast, Too Furious rice rocket piece of shit.

My buddy blocks his path with a 1985 Chevy Silverado 1 / 2 Ton and proceeds to get out and yell at the dude to slow down. They argue for a moment before getting back into respective vehicles. As we slowly drive by each other, the lil' fella flings an empty beer can into my buddy's window. He was met at the exact same moment with a full Dick's chocolate milk shake grenade into his rolled down front window. Fucking classic. It's a miracle we didn't get shot.

I like grenades.

Never underestimate the destructive force of a Dick's milk shake.
 
https://twitter.com/theeyecollector/status/1556686206703996929?s=21&t=8dljBTVvw5Y1rzpfyYzWwA

Cyclist strikes back for Karen!

Her pinned twit says "Lead an uprising against car culture"

Dumb cunt confirmed. And fat, evidently. Also, you know none of that story ever happened.

Yeah, I can't imagine a fatty parting ways with a delicious milkshake.

Maybe fewer milkshakes and more miles on the bike (on trails) would do her some good.

Once upon a Tim during college, a close fren and I were driving south from NE 45th along a narrow residential, Wallingford street. We get to one of those traffic calming thingies at intersecting streets and this little @RoadDawg55 comes whipping around at excessive speed in some Too Fast, Too Furious rice rocket piece of shit.

My buddy blocks his path with a 1985 Chevy Silverado 1 / 2 Ton and proceeds to get out and yell at the dude to slow down. They argue for a moment before getting back into respective vehicles. As we slowly drive by each other, the lil' fella flings an empty beer can into my buddy's window. He was met at the exact same moment with a full Dick's chocolate milk shake grenade into his rolled down front window. Fucking classic. It's a miracle we didn't get shot.

I like grenades.

Amongst other types of explosive devices.
 
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