Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
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Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
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I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.
Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts
Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.
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Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18
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I took 6133st place out of 35,868
Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.
Too cheap to not buy the proofs, bruh?
These are images already out on the world wide web, not private.
So it's not really you.
I knocked out Darrin Featherstone in the 3rd round. Less than a year earlier he'd made it to the quarterfinals of the Canadian Golden Gloves.
Darrin Featherstone? Of the Prince Edward Island Featherstones?
World Champ. But it involved firearms and shit and the snowflakes can't read it unless they're in a safe space.
World Champ. But it involved firearms and shit and the snowflakes can't read it unless they're in a safe space.
Like I said all upset. Go toss some cold water on those puffy vaginas!
I knocked out Darrin Featherstone in the 3rd round. Less than a year earlier he'd made it to the quarterfinals of the Canadian Golden Gloves.
Darrin Featherstone? Of the Prince Edward Island Featherstones?
The former.
@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
I knocked out Darrin Featherstone in the 3rd round. Less than a year earlier he'd made it to the quarterfinals of the Canadian Golden Gloves.
Darrin Featherstone? Of the Prince Edward Island Featherstones?
The former.
@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.
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@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.
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18 is the legal number of wives in Utah?
I guess you've never visited TSIO Teen Boi Spunkfest Bored...This is the gayest thread of all time....
@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.
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18 is the legal age in Utah?
@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.
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18 is the legal age in Utah?
My personal creed is to keep my acts at a misdemeanor or less.
i guarantee nobody on this board wants to see me in ping pong either.
I about to take bet. My pong game velly tight.
Den I rememba: You Asian.
World Champ. But it involved firearms and shit and the snowflakes can't read it unless they're in a safe space.
Like I said all upset. Go toss some cold water on those puffy vaginas!
But how do right wing nut jobs make up a nonexistent enemy group, only to show how TUFF they are by calling them names on the internet??
HS football team stealing from the UW locker room, getting caught, getting on TV, getting suspended, getting pussy.
Does that count?
This is the gayest thread of all time....