Whats your crowning athletic achievement?

Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts

Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.

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Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18

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I took 6133st place out of 35,868

Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.

Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts

Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.

14.jpg


Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18

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I took 6133st place out of 35,868

Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.

Too cheap to not buy the proofs, bruh?

These are images already out on the world wide web, not private.

So it's not really you.

Hearing about the Spooge thing really rattled me so it's probably a good idea to leave some doubt.
 
World Champ. But it involved firearms and shit and the snowflakes can't read it unless they're in a safe space.

Like I said all upset. Go toss some cold water on those puffy vaginas!
 
@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.
 
World Champ. But it involved firearms and shit and the snowflakes can't read it unless they're in a safe space.

Like I said all upset. Go toss some cold water on those puffy vaginas!

But how do right wing nut jobs make up a nonexistent enemy group, only to show how TUFF they are by calling them names on the internet??
 
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@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.

There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.

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@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.

oh come on now
 
@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.

There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.

7472716906_c09e8fe230_b.jpg

18 is the legal age in Utah?
 
@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.

There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.

7472716906_c09e8fe230_b.jpg

18 is the legal number of wives in Utah?

 
@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.

There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.

7472716906_c09e8fe230_b.jpg

18 is the legal age in Utah?

My personal creed is to keep my acts at a misdemeanor or less.
 
@89ute I hate you for poasting a picture of yourself. I can no longer think of you as a TUFF provo mormon but as a limp-wristed, wirey, slightly less faggoty Hugh Laurie.

There was a picture of you that flashed by this hobby bored a few months ago. So meat me at the Ute Car Wash on 3rd East and 4th South when you turn 18.

7472716906_c09e8fe230_b.jpg

18 is the legal age in Utah?

My personal creed is to keep my acts at a misdemeanor or less.

I'm tanned, rested, and ready ;)
 
World Champ. But it involved firearms and shit and the snowflakes can't read it unless they're in a safe space.

Like I said all upset. Go toss some cold water on those puffy vaginas!

But how do right wing nut jobs make up a nonexistent enemy group, only to show how TUFF they are by calling them names on the internet??

DDY whats all this to do with winning a world championship in shooting?
 
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