Whats your crowning athletic achievement?

Boobie, can you tell us about getting the high score in pinball at the local arcade?

Race, can you tell us about that stormy November game with the leather helmets?

J, can you tell us about how you scored a goal in a 6-1 loss to FC United?

JW, you were a fucking kicker? Can you tell us about your worst moment?
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I remember beating FC United 2 nil in the state quarters.
 
Boobie, can you tell us about getting the high score in pinball at the local arcade?

Race, can you tell us about that stormy November game with the leather helmets?

J, can you tell us about how you scored a goal in a 6-1 loss to FC United?

JW, you were a fucking kicker? Can you tell us about your worst moment?
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I remember beating FC United 2 nil in the state quarters.
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J don't brag about your accomplishments. This is my moment.
 
i guarantee nobody on this board wants to see me in ping pong either.
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I was about to take that bet. My pong game is pretty tight.

Then I remembered your Asian.
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I've never been happier to be mistaken for being Asian. It all makes sense now.
 
12 year state jo champion unlimited weight class.

3 time all league baseball in high school. Never all state. May have peaked sophomore year but whatever. It got me pussy and ass. Or ass. Whatever.
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@TommySQC What was his name?
 
The co-ed ultimate frisbee team that I captained a few years ago won our division championship.

And before you assholes shit on ultimate frisbee, just remember, even pot smokers need a sport to play.
 
Won a bunch of junior golf tournaments in Washington. The two times I faced Troy Kelly head to head, I beat him. He finished top 30 in the US open at Chambers bay. I now suck at golf.
 
Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts

Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.

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Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18

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I took 6133st place out of 35,868

Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.
 
Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts

Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.

14.jpg


Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18

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I took 6133st place out of 35,868

Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.
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Thank you for service, Hugh Laurie.
 
Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts

Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.

14.jpg


Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18

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I took 6133st place out of 35,868

Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.
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Axe Spooge how this will turn out for you
 
Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts

Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.

14.jpg


Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18

0027.jpg


I took 6133st place out of 35,868

Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.
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Cooker warning for Damone.
 
Unfair altitude trading advantage for @89ute. Need to add 10 mins to marathon time.
 
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Good enough to play strong safety on the 0-9 1983 Cottonwood Colts

Qualified and ran the 2011 Boston Marathon. It took me a good 5 years of training to become strong enough to run an age group qualifying time of sub 3:30.

14.jpg


Unsatisfied with my time of 3:33 I came back in 2014 and ran 3:18

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I took 6133st place out of 35,868

Running this marathon after the 2013 bombings still puts goose bumps on me as I type this. There were about a million people lining the course, screaming like we were running the winning touchdown in the national championship game. I've never been this humbled and proud at the same time. Those fuckers were not going to be intimidated and Boston Strong truly meant something. I can't put to words how special it was to be a part of it.
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Axe Spooge how this will turn out for you
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@89ute would have no way of knowing what you're talking about here. I'll send him a real PM
 
One evening, I drank 5 40's of fine malt liquor my freshman year in college. WWU football suvivor. Fuck that place.
 
@89ute

Congrats on your accomplishment ...

Please don't post any more pictures of yourself as you aren't a) female and b) hot

I'm disappointed with the bored for not hitting you with the obvious "too soon" response
 
Played corner for Camas. We dominated our "rival", shitty ass Washougal 3 years in a row when I was a fresh, soph, junior. During those years their coach started the same class, in hopes that by the time we were all seniors they would be better than us, and we were playing them at Washougal my senior year. They had a couple of receivers my age I would talk shit constantly to the first 3 years.

Senior year and they are up 13-0 or some shit. Receiver is taking massive shit to me as I blanket his ass, because it was finally smelling like the ole panthers would get the W. All the yocal locals were hysterical and pointing at the arrogant rich Camas parents.

Late in the game, they fumble. We throw a halfback pass for a late touchdown. Goes into overtime. Their stud quarterback throws a pick on the first play. We run it in.

Cuog-like tears flow.
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Haha washougal is for criminals and rapists. Fuck that school. In any sport it was a always a w. Camas was always good though at most sports. Got kicked out of my bball game at camas for telling the point guard he sucks wieners during a free throw.
 
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