Whats your crowning athletic achievement?

12 year state jo champion unlimited weight class.

3 time all league baseball in high school. Never all state. May have peaked sophomore year but whatever. It got me pussy and ass. Or ass. Whatever.

JO champ? Shit I didn't know there was a league for that. All those blisters for nothing.
 
12 year state jo champion unlimited weight class.

3 time all league baseball in high school. Never all state. May have peaked sophomore year but whatever. It got me pussy and ass. Or ass. Whatever.

JO champ? Shit I didn't know there was a league for that. All those blisters for nothing.

Cum at me bro!!!
 
12 year state jo champion unlimited weight class.

3 time all league baseball in high school. Never all state. May have peaked sophomore year but whatever. It got me pussy and ass. Or ass. Whatever.

JO champ? Shit I didn't know there was a league for that. All those blisters for nothing.

Cum at me bro!!!

What you wanna bet I can jizz over them mountains?
 
Madden Football Super Bowl champion 3 years running.

Played every one of those games fucked up, too.

Retired while still at the top.
 
Portland city league hoops I go 8 for 8 from 3 in the first half. We're up 25 at half and they switch to a box and one in the 2nd half. Fuckers put a guy 4" taller than me to chase me around and only scored 4 in the 2nd
 
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12 year state jo champion unlimited weight class.

3 time all league baseball in high school. Never all state. May have peaked sophomore year but whatever. It got me pussy and ass. Or ass. Whatever.

JO champ? Shit I didn't know there was a league for that. All those blisters for nothing.

Cum at me bro!!!

What you wanna bet I can jizz over them mountains?

If only coach had put you in. You coulda jizzed all the way to taking state.
 
12 year state jo champion unlimited weight class.

3 time all league baseball in high school. Never all state. May have peaked sophomore year but whatever. It got me pussy and ass. Or ass. Whatever.

JO champ? Shit I didn't know there was a league for that. All those blisters for nothing.

Cum at me bro!!!

What you wanna bet I can jizz over them mountains?

That depends...is your name Peter North?
 
I set the shuttle run record at my high school and I ran a 4:40 mile in pads one time. Won the all around fitness contest freshman and sophomore year, where you were rated in 15 different events. Never took state in soccer but I lost 2 finals at the club level, one of which was in heartbreaking fashion where we blew a 3 goal lead in the last 15 minutes and lost in overtime. One time I scored 6 goals in a game during a summer tournament and talked mad shit. Also got to witness a guy breaking his fibia which was pretty cool.
 
I set the shuttle run record at my high school and I ran a 4:40 mile in pads one time. Won the all around fitness contest freshman and sophomore year, where you were rated in 15 different events. Never took state in soccer but I lost 2 finals at the club level, one of which was in heartbreaking fashion where we blew a 3 goal lead in the last 15 minutes and lost in overtime. One time I scored 6 goals in a game during a summer tournament and talked mad shit. Also got to witness a guy breaking his fibia which was pretty cool.
You lying fuck J. You never played sports!
 
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