What I think I think about Fresno State...always mix drugs and alcohol...

Concerning the big dudes on the D line I'm told that when doubled they are instructed to simply spy. Tedfurd knows this so he doubled Vea and Gaines most plays.
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I did notice that this morning. Lots of doubles. Those two are forces of nature, but more in the sense of immovable barriers to fuck up run spacing and eat blocks. I've never really seen them as interior D QB terrorists. We need some edge rushers in the worst fucking way. You give guys like Darnold time and they will make you pay. WTB elite pass rush.
 
Im hearing this is the proper recompense for mixing meds & booze.
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Im hearing this is the proper recompense for mixing meds & booze.
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Was seriously wondering how long it would take this bored to post that. I tee'd it up pretty well. Should have know it would be you, the number one poster (by one metric) on here.
 
"By one metric" is my passive aggressive way of saying I hate you for beating me.
 
Update: Still not talking to me. Getting uncomfortable now. I can tell she wants an apology, but I cannot give her power over me. I'll just sit here until she either starts the conversation, fucks me, or kicks me out. I am hungry so I might have to get up and go steal one of her danishes she strategically placed on the counter within my view to lure me into conversation. She's a tricky witch.
 
Update: Still not talking to me. Getting uncomfortable now. I can tell she wants an apology, but I cannot give her power over me. I'll just sit here until she either starts the conversation, fucks me, or kicks me out. I am hungry so I might have to get up and go steal one of her danishes she strategically placed on the counter within my view to lure me into conversation. She's a tricky witch.
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They all are.
 
I waited out this cunt ex's silent treatment for about 9 hours once and she ended up banging me. We were with other people doing dumb stuff around town so it wasn't as awkward or noticeable. Of course, I didn't grope anyone (that I can remember). To this day I don't know what I "did." Another reason I have little use for American women.
 
I have always found that "So what's the fucking problem?" is a good way to start a productive conversation.

Give it a try and report back.
 
I have always found that "So what's the fucking problem?" is a good way to start a productive conversation.

Give it a try and report back.
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She's talking now. Not overly hostile, but miffed. I'll be able to smooth this one over and blame the drugs while taking little to no responsibility for my actions. Feel like a real modern American today.
 
Just tell her she reminds you of a clapping seal.

It's time to bust out that sweet pet nickname
 
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Flagged your post for lack of pictures
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In my defense, I was too smashed to operate a camera.

Also, CLS set the coffee on the counter and walked straight to the bathroom and got in the shower without saying a word. Trying to decide if I should risk it and go get in the shower with her, or accept that she's pissed and @dnc will have to take care of my boner.

Savages have always been brave. I'm going in.
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#ProfilesInCourage
 
The old, rich white man apologizes to his woman. A little part of his soul dies each time.

The old, wealthy white man DGAF.

Help?
 
I work part time with a petite 17 year old who keeps slamming her large breasts into me, and then smiling and saying "oh sorry". I'm not too experienced with women, so I was wondering if that means she's my girlfriend now. Also, should I bring her flowers as a way of saying thank you?

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I work part time with a petite 17 year old who keeps slamming her large breasts into me, and then smiling and saying "oh sorry". I'm not too experienced with women, so I was wondering if that means she's my girlfriend now. Also, should I bring her flowers as a way of saying thank you?

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Pic's or GTFO.

And get off the computer and go fuck her already
 
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