What I think I think about Fresno State...always mix drugs and alcohol...

So, a day after the meltdown and she is texting me today like nothing ever happened. I am really not sure what any of these means but I am not going to say anything. I hope she isn't lulling me into a false sense of security and then Lorena Bobbit's me next weekend. Dat ass doe. Worth the risk.

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They are all crazy.

Do we need to review the crazy hot matrix?
 
So, a day after the meltdown and she is texting me today like nothing ever happened. I am really not sure what any of these means but I am not going to say anything. I hope she isn't lulling me into a false sense of security and then Lorena Bobbit's me next weekend. Dat ass doe. Worth the risk.

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You kept your pimp hand strong and now she's acting like everything is cool.

Mission fucking accomplished.

I'd try to put it in her butt later just to be sure everything is in order.
 
So, a day after the meltdown and she is texting me today like nothing ever happened. I am really not sure what any of these means but I am not going to say anything. I hope she isn't lulling me into a false sense of security and then Lorena Bobbit's me next weekend. Dat ass doe. Worth the risk.

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You kept your pimp hand strong and now she's acting like everything is cool.

Mission fucking accomplished.

I'd try to put it in her butt later just to be sure everything is in order.
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You inspire me.
 

So, a day after the meltdown and she is texting me today like nothing ever happened. I am really not sure what any of these means but I am not going to say anything. I hope she isn't lulling me into a false sense of security and then Lorena Bobbit's me next weekend. Dat ass doe. Worth the risk.

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I'd try to put it in her butt later just to be sure everything is in order.
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You would expect to pay thousands of dollars for life coaching like this...

and that doesn't include hundreds more on books, dvd's, attending lectures and seminars...

But, now, if you and 5 of your frenz send $10.99 a month to @opiates-4-10dawg you can keep getting this great advice delivered to your cyberdoor
 
No fucking flowers. No dinner, no trinket like it never even happened.

In a few days start scouring old photo albums looking for cute friends with big tits and suggesting social meet ups.
 
No fucking flowers. No dinner, no trinket like it never even happened.

In a few days start scouring old photo albums looking for cute friends with big tits and suggesting social meet ups.
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This is a great point and another key tactic I use. I mention women that I know doing awesome things all the time. It's to knock her down a peg whenever it seems like she is going to have some sort of issue with me.

Making women equal to men will ultimately be the downfall of this country.
 
So, a day after the meltdown and she is texting me today like nothing ever happened. I am really not sure what any of these means but I am not going to say anything. I hope she isn't lulling me into a false sense of security and then Lorena Bobbit's me next weekend. Dat ass doe. Worth the risk.

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NTD, BB
 
No fucking flowers. No dinner, no trinket like it never even happened.

In a few days start scouring old photo albums looking for cute friends with big tits and suggesting social meet ups.
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This is a great point and another key tactic I use. I mention women that I know doing awesome things all the time. It's to knock her down a peg whenever it seems like she is going to have some sort of issue with me.

Making women equal to men will ultimately be the downfall of this country.
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In other words,

Stick your metro, woman loving point of view up your butt. I don't really think women should be relegated to the kitchen. They should cook dinner then tie themselves to the master bed on their belly, pucker nice and high, for a thorough ass fucking when daddy gets home. Every night and no questions asked. Any lip then the bedside duck tape gets applied. You're such a puss boobie.
 
It finally all became clear last night. She has asked me to take her to see Home Again, with Reese Witherspoon, this weekend. So that's what she wants for recompense. Emasculating me in some goddamn romcom nightmare.

So, unsure if I just do it and load up on percoset beforehand so I remember nothing, or say yes and offer to buy the tickets, but purchase tickets for American Assassin or The Hitman's Bodyguard instead, or just say fuck no let's go get blasted and please bring some of your big titted friends this time. Decisions.

What I have learned from this...hot white girls are the devil, and they have long memories and will always make you pay for what they view as fuck ups.
 
It finally all became clear last night. She has asked me to take her to see Home Again, with Reese Witherspoon, this weekend. So that's what she wants for recompense. Emasculating me in some goddamn romcom nightmare
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She's got you where she wants you, you will jump at the chance to go to BB&B to look for bathroom fixtures, since the alternative may be watching the extended director's cut of Pretty Woman...

You will be longing for the golden days of missing games due to Fondue Parties...

You had a good run, but that shit's over now
 
Answer, answer is obvious. Tell her you will get tickets to the movie. Wait a day then tell her that the only showing is during the Husky game. Tell her to invite her large chested friends over for a game viewing party cause you are watching the game.
 
I waited out this cunt ex's silent treatment for about 9 hours once and she ended up banging me. We were with other people doing dumb stuff around town so it wasn't as awkward or noticeable. Of course, I didn't grope anyone (that I can remember). To this day I don't know what I "did." Another reason I have little use for American women.
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This.
 
you can tell who only fucks Thai backpussy on this bored by reading this thred
 
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Watching a reese Witherspoon movie is cruel and unusual.

You know it's time to back off a bit and get real busy this weekend.

I'm hearing something important just came up that you have to attend to.
 
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Flagged your post for lack of pictures
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In my defense, I was too smashed to operate a camera.

Also, CLS set the coffee on the counter and walked straight to the bathroom and got in the shower without saying a word. Trying to decide if I should risk it and go get in the shower with her, or accept that she's pissed and @dnc will have to take care of my boner.

Savages have always been brave. I'm going in.
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Excuses are like bleached assholes. They're awesome.
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@BleachedAnusDawg??? True???
 
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