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There's something super gay about an old man getting ice cream

Although I did get some frozen yogurt on sat

He does it because he has a bit of a Peter Pan syndrome. Hence going to places where young children go, smelling them, etc.
 
https://twitter.com/briannawu/status/1581825415764594689

What in the actual fuck?!?

I had plenty of sex under 30. It's trying to get the same woman to have sex with me in my 50s that is the problem.
 
https://twitter.com/briannawu/status/1581825415764594689

What in the actual fuck?!?

I had plenty of sex under 30. It's trying to get the same woman to have sex with me in my 50s that is the problem.

If anyone cares they corrected this yesterday to read the "number of men under 30 who haven't had sex in the last year."

That being said, going without sex for more than a few days when I was in my 20s was damn near impossible. How in the hell do these people go an entire year?
 
Michael Gerson of the "Democracy Dies in Darkness" Washington Post hauls out the kneepads and goes full dazzler on St. Fow Chee. I can't imagine being this intentionally ignorant. Gerson just isn't stupid, he is evil.

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