unofficial Mormon vs Elvis Fans bowl game

My name is Bronco Mendenhall FS and I like to call not 1, but 2 timeouts with 45 seconds left in a soon to be tied game to try to ice the kicker on the extra point instead of saving them for a shot at a game winning FG.

As always, Fuck You, Fuck Me, and Fuck BYU.
 
I hate BYU. They might be the dirtiest program that pretends to be squeaky clean.
 
If there was a God, that faggotty # 9 would have been flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct. The fucktard threw the ball (1 billion times worse than Jake) after the initial call and his helmet after the correct verification call.

I can't stand these BYU pussies.
 
F--- Bronco FS. And F--- BYU . Got their pussies beat on the field and after the game.

Fuck them Mormons right in their pussies.
 
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