The Shoppe Has Moved (aka pump my gas Duck)

[LebamDawg]

Bend?

Yup. Now it’s a life of perving on hot Milfs and super faggy fruity beers. I had a cucumber sour ale and I didn’t hate it.

Tell us how good the cucumber sour claw is as soon as they come out.

My daughter worked at the Deschutes Brewery - decent grub and beer.

Good move to get the hell away from Seattle

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.

 

[RaceBannon]

If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.

Do the Hillary. Speak in a cuntry accent

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.

Do the Hillary. Speak in a cuntry accent

No.

And don’t you dare suggest I be like Hillary again, old man. I’ll arrange for your untimely demise and make it look like an accident.

 

[YellowSnow]

Bend?

Yup. Now it’s a life of perving on hot Milfs and super faggy fruity beers. I had a cucumber sour ale and I didn’t hate it.

Tell us how good the cucumber sour claw is as soon as they come out.

My daughter worked at the Deschutes Brewery - decent grub and beer.

Good move to get the hell away from Seattle

Easy @LebamDawg....Cucumber “dry soda”, vodka and a little vinegar.

 

[LebamDawg]

my taste runs on cheap beer and wine

 

[dflea]

If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.

Say "ain't" a lot, throw in a few "I seen"s and be sure to call the creek a crick, and you'll slide by unnoticed. Same advice if you visit Shelton.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.

Thought about Missoula.

Missoula is definitely great for outdoor activities, but the winters are brutal. Bend is a better choice imo.

Missoula is in the banana belt of MT so not that cold. But I think they get a lot of grey inversion days in the winter. Bend is vastly better weather.

I guaran-fucking-tee you the coeds at U of Montana are exponentially hotter than Central Oregon Community College.

IKW

Don’t disagree. But the MILFs of Bend > Missoula.

Recurring maintenance cost too high.

Griz coeds just need a couple pitchers of beer and a truck bed.

 

[creepycoug]

If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.

I've spent a lot of tim in Montana. It is 100% true.

The good news is that it's relatively easy to fake it.

 

[creepycoug]

Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.

Thought about Missoula.

Missoula is definitely great for outdoor activities, but the winters are brutal. Bend is a better choice imo.

Missoula is in the banana belt of MT so not that cold. But I think they get a lot of grey inversion days in the winter. Bend is vastly better weather.

I guaran-fucking-tee you the coeds at U of Montana are exponentially hotter than Central Oregon Community College.

IKW

Don’t disagree. But the MILFs of Bend > Missoula.

Recurring maintenance cost too high.

Griz coeds just need a couple pitchers of beer and a truck bed.

#oldschool

 

[creepycoug]

If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.

Say "ain't" a lot, throw in a few "I seen"s and be sure to call the creek a crick, and you'll slide by unnoticed. Same advice if you visit Shelton.

And Aberdeen. Spent a month in either town, and your'e tanned, rested and ready to fake it in Montana.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.

I've spent a lot of tim in Montana. It is 100% true.

The good news is that it's relatively easy to fake it.[/b]

I wouldn’t know anything about that.

 

[RaceBannon]

 

[creepycoug]

If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.

I've spent a lot of tim in Montana. It is 100% true.

The good news is that it's relatively easy to fake it.[/b]

I wouldn’t know anything about that.

Hot damn you are en fuego lately Doog of the day.

 

[YellowSnow]

So are new street is Mayberry. All the neighbors came and introduced themselves within like the first 30 mins. And pretty much every house had kids inc some out ages. We’re so far out of Seattle now it’s not even funny.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.

Say "ain't" a lot, throw in a few "I seen"s and be sure to call the creek a crick, and you'll slide by unnoticed. Same advice if you visit Shelton.

And Aberdeen. Spent a month in either town, and your'e tanned, rested and ready to fake it in Montana.

Until they ask you what school you went to.

You’ll assume they mean college.

Then you’re outed. Because they don’t.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

So are new street is Mayberry. All the neighbors came and introduced themselves within like the first 30 mins. And pretty much every house had kids inc some out ages. We’re so far out of Seattle now it’s not even funny.

Neighbors talking to each other? Voluntarily?

I have no words.

Next thing you’ll be telling me is people say “hello” in public places with no ulterior motive.

 

[Swaye]

If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.

I've spent a lot of tim in Montana. It is 100% true.

The good news is that it's relatively easy to fake it.

Harder when your Cuban.

 

[Tequilla]

First beer is on me next time I’m in Bend outside of this COVID bubble

 

[whlinder]

All this Oregon love is gross