The Shoppe Has Moved (aka pump my gas Duck)

So @dflea the cable guy was a good old boy native from Redmond. Could tell he thought I might be a liberal cocksucker from SFO or the like. We got on the subject of guns and fishing though and became BFFF. Turns out his grand Pappy was a USMC general in WWII.
 
So @dflea the cable guy was a good old boy native from Redmond. Could tell he thought I might be a liberal cocksucker from SFO or the like. We got on the subject of guns and fishing though and became BFFF. Turns out his grand Pappy was a USMC general in WWII.
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Just don't drop the soap when youse two are showering
 
So @dflea the cable guy was a good old boy native from Redmond. Could tell he thought I might be a liberal cocksucker from SFO or the like. We got on the subject of guns and fishing though and became BFFF. Turns out his grand Pappy was a USMC general in WWII.
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Sweet - getting the locals to not want you dead is a great start. Did you try to pry any fishing intel out of him? Once you get that shit figured out, give me a holler. I'd bomb down to Bend for a weekend flinging bugs and drinking.
 
So @dflea the cable guy was a good old boy native from Redmond. Could tell he thought I might be a liberal cocksucker from SFO or the like. We got on the subject of guns and fishing though and became BFFF. Turns out his grand Pappy was a USMC general in WWII.
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Sweet - getting the locals to not want you dead is a great start. Did you try to pry any fishing intel out of him? Once you get that shit figured out, give me a holler. I'd bomb down to Bend for a weekend flinging bugs and drinking.
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I don’t know your gay code, but that sounds like a good way to spread the Vid.
 
All this Oregon love is gross
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You should see the golf courses bruh.
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Oh for sure. Would never question Oregon’s natural beauty.

Everything else though...
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https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/75271/to-honor-peace-in-the-middle-east#latest

For a mere hundie twenty-nine, the true natural beauty of Oregon is available.
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The wigwam has a thread of the bushy T&A of Oregon?
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What happens in the Wam stays in the Wam.
 
Pray for Yella. The neighbors threw an outdoor pot luck last night with pretty sloppy social distancing. Kids running around the street till 930PM shotting nerf guns and riding bikes. Bend seems to be very caviler in its outlook towards the vid.
 
Pray for Yella. The neighbors threw an outdoor pot luck last night with pretty sloppy social distancing. Kids running around the street till 930PM shotting nerf guns and riding bikes. Bend seems to be very caviler in its outlook towards the vid.
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Is 'pretty sloppy social distancing' code for swinging in Bend?

Fuck the Vid - it will take about 90 days for you to become acclimated to how 'normal' people think once you're outside the Chaz bubble.

 
Pray for Yella. The neighbors threw an outdoor pot luck last night with pretty sloppy social distancing. Kids running around the street till 930PM shotting nerf guns and riding bikes. Bend seems to be very caviler in its outlook towards the vid.
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Is 'pretty sloppy social distancing' code for swinging in Bend?

Fuck the Vid - it will take about 90 days for you to become acclimated to how 'normal' people think once you're outside the Chaz bubble.
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I just couldn't do the swinging thing. I don't like to share.

In other news, turns out my neighbor did some club row boat at U of O. He was immediately in awe of my Mt Rushmore Row Boat program prowess. Phil Knight hasn't decided to have rowing history start in a year of his choosing.
 
Pray for Yella. The neighbors threw an outdoor pot luck last night with pretty sloppy social distancing. Kids running around the street till 930PM shotting nerf guns and riding bikes. Bend seems to be very caviler in its outlook towards the vid.
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Is 'pretty sloppy social distancing' code for swinging in Bend?

Fuck the Vid - it will take about 90 days for you to become acclimated to how 'normal' people think once you're outside the Chaz bubble.
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I just couldn't do the swinging thing. I don't like to share.

In other news, turns out my neighbor did some club row boat at U of O. He was immediately in awe of my Mt Rushmore Row Boat program prowess. Phil Knight hasn't decided to have rowing history start in a year of his choosing.
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Did you ask him how he fared in the historic Covered Bridge Regatta?
 
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