Quit plagiarism my shit, fucko!
The Costco thread
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Boneyard at the Bend Costco? That's cool. Modelo, though…summer is over, Yella. At least change over to the Negra.Your pours with your Priuses can't handle the full size SUV Costco lifestyle!
The Boneyard Case of Bottles is like $30.00 I want to say. $1.25 for a quality @haie faggy IPA is a good deal these days.Boneyard at the Bend Costco? That's cool. Modelo, though…summer is over, Yella. At least change over to the Negra.Your pours with your Priuses can't handle the full size SUV Costco lifestyle!
Regardless of the time of year, there are times when I need a session beer that's as close to 4.2% (i.e., Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coors Light) strength as possible. If I drink 3 IPA's on a school night I feel it the next day. I don't with light beers. Modelo is 4.4% so in light beer territory but it tastes like a full strength beer and I don't count calories to no biggie there. Modelo »»» Coors Light. Negra Modelo is 5.4% and that's too much for sessioning.
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I think I'd drink Guiness this time of year of the Modelo. Guiness is only 4.2%. Not a lot of people know that. But definitely not a crisp and refreshing beer with light malt body.
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Guiness is a terrific light beer option.
minion_doog
New Fish
Late to the party here fellas, but I'm surprised to read shit talking Costco steak. I refuse to go so I send my beard for the USDA Prime ribeye's and NY's. It's the best steak I've found outside Owens in Cle Elum and I'm always on the rare side of medium. They're fantastic on the Green Egg
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I've eaten 2 rounds of Costco blade tenderized USDA prime filets since @BleachedAnusDawg ruined the party with his conspiracy theories and haven't gotten the shits once!
It ain't conspiracy, my man! I've started going to my local butcher for steaks.
The other option, which I think is actually the best way to go, is buy the full roast from Costco and cut the steaks yourself at home.
The other option, which I think is actually the best way to go, is buy the full roast from Costco and cut the steaks yourself at home.
Needs more jalapeño/parmesan/artichoke dip and triscuitsYour pours with your Priuses can't handle the full size SUV Costco lifestyle!
There is a 4 pack of Trisquits in the rig. They are just buried.Needs more jalapeño/parmesan/artichoke dip and triscuitsYour pours with your Priuses can't handle the full size SUV Costco lifestyle!
Does anyone know the difference between and Trisquit and a lesbian?
You can’t put jalapeño/parmesan/artichoke dip on a lesbian.There is a 4 pack of Trisquits in the rig. They are just buried.Needs more jalapeño/parmesan/artichoke dip and triscuitsYour pours with your Priuses can't handle the full size SUV Costco lifestyle!
Does anyone know the difference between and Trisquit and a lesbian?
minion_doog
New Fish
Sounds like you're buying your butchers disparaging comments of his competition. A local electronics retailer told me to buy his batteries because Costco's sit for so long. I still put batteries on the Costco list
The triscuits are more moist?There is a 4 pack of Trisquits in the rig. They are just buried.Needs more jalapeño/parmesan/artichoke dip and triscuitsYour pours with your Priuses can't handle the full size SUV Costco lifestyle!
Does anyone know the difference between and Trisquit and a lesbian?
minion_doog
New Fish
Not with that attitude you won'tYou can’t put jalapeño/parmesan/artichoke dip on a lesbian.There is a 4 pack of Trisquits in the rig. They are just buried.Needs more jalapeño/parmesan/artichoke dip and triscuitsYour pours with your Priuses can't handle the full size SUV Costco lifestyle!
Does anyone know the difference between and Trisquit and a lesbian?
I know it's not a REAL conspiracy. It does in fact say blade tenderized on the packaging and why you would need to do this to USDA prime is beyond me.
But as it often the case in life, ignorance is bliss and I've probably eaten hundreds of those steaks by now cooked medium rare. I view it the easy sushi risk category as opposed to eating Schumer burgers cooked by your bonehead neighbor risk category.
I've had most of the Octoberfest beers the last 2 weeks.The Boneyard Case of Bottles is like $30.00 I want to say. $1.25 for a quality @haie faggy IPA is a good deal these days.Boneyard at the Bend Costco? That's cool. Modelo, though…summer is over, Yella. At least change over to the Negra.Your pours with your Priuses can't handle the full size SUV Costco lifestyle!
Regardless of the time of year, there are times when I need a session beer that's as close to 4.2% (i.e., Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coors Light) strength as possible. If I drink 3 IPA's on a school night I feel it the next day. I don't with light beers. Modelo is 4.4% so in light beer territory but it tastes like a full strength beer and I don't count calories to no biggie there. Modelo »»» Coors Light. Negra Modelo is 5.4% and that's too much for sessioning.
Best: Great Notion
Worst: Joseph's brau or whatever Trader Joe's in house brand is called.
The guy who makes fun of McMenamin's beer is buying Trader Joe's house beer? Kreist.
The guy's wife who does the grocery shopping who doesn't drink at all decided to go to Trader Joe's and fulfill the general ask of getting him Octoberfest beer.
And I didn't buy McMenamin's soapy Octoberfest beer this year, but Josephbrau is at least on par with it.
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Trader Joe’s pretty much for fags.
One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.The triscuits are more moist?There is a 4 pack of Trisquits in the rig. They are just buried.Needs more jalapeño/parmesan/artichoke dip and triscuitsYour pours with your Priuses can't handle the full size SUV Costco lifestyle!
Does anyone know the difference between and Trisquit and a lesbian?