The 3rd Annual Hardcore Husky Holiday Awards Show (This Saturday AM)

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Come join Derek, @JoeEDangerously and @WoolleyDoog as we look back on the year that was -- and announce our award winners!

@JoeEDangerously will pick the 3rd annual Fake Tough Guy of the Year, sponsored by @AtomicDawg and @fivehundredmiledawg

@WoolleyDoog will select the TinFoil Hat Conspiracy of the Year (Sponsored by @Doog_de_Jour)

Stalin will select the inaugural Pup Memorial Post of the Year, sponsored by @esophogealFeces (The post that best embodies the wacky degenerative spirit of the late Puppylove_Sugarsteel)

Holy fuckall!
 
It’s a weak year for fake tuff guys at the moment. Will someone make a big move? Sark came out of nowhere last year.
 
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It’s a weak year for fake tuff guys at the moment. Will someone make a big move? Sark came out of nowhere last year.
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Ryan Day has 47 hours left to do something stupid
 
Other fake tough guy performances of note.

Lincoln Riley for picking on the beat writer that said one of his players was shy and missing practices as the head coach when it appeared he was pouting.

NCAA for randomly enforcing stuff on players that never played at schools they transferred from.

Dickert for being awkwardly offended by Lee corso and then coaching an epic losing streak.

ESPN for avoiding game day at Oregon state. Was funny, but still.

Dan Lanning for scoring 80 vs Portland state and the Colorado bully speech for clicks.

Mario Cristobal for trying to pad stats and blowing the game like a full on dipshit.

Just some performances that stuck out.
 
Other fake tough guy performances of note.

Lincoln Riley for picking on the beat writer that said one of his players was shy and missing practices as the head coach when it appeared he was pouting.

NCAA for randomly enforcing stuff on players that never played at schools they transferred from.

Dickert for being awkwardly offended by Lee corso and then coaching an epic losing streak.

ESPN for avoiding game day at Oregon state. Was funny, but still.

Dan Lanning for scoring 80 vs Portland state and the Colorado bully speech for clicks.

Mario Cristobal for trying to pad stats and blowing the game like a full on dipshit.

Just some performances that stuck out.
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Those are some skrong contenders. I’d lean towards Dickert myself. He got real aggressive after Cuog beat Beav, then shit down his leg the rest of the year.
 


Other fake tough guy performances of note.

Lincoln Riley for picking on the beat writer that said one of his players was shy and missing practices as the head coach when it appeared he was pouting.

NCAA for randomly enforcing stuff on players that never played at schools they transferred from.

Dickert for being awkwardly offended by Lee corso and then coaching an epic losing streak.

ESPN for avoiding game day at Oregon state. Was funny, but still.

Dan Lanning for scoring 80 vs Portland state and the Colorado bully speech for clicks.

Mario Cristobal for trying to pad stats and blowing the game like a full on dipshit.

Just some performances that stuck out.
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Those are some skrong contenders. I’d lean towards Dickert myself. He got real aggressive after Cuog beat Beav, then shit down his leg the rest of the year.
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Along with Ryan Day, there is a decent field. Out respect for this prestigious award, I will not speak on my preference of who I think should be named since I am an official sponsor. Going to keep it Nebraska classy.
 
No lifetime achievement award for the longest tenured poaster not named Derek Johnson?
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Please note I’d be willing to come on your show to accept the award for a nominal fee.
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You are more than welcome to accept the fake tuff guy award anytime
 
Other fake tough guy performances of note.

Lincoln Riley for picking on the beat writer that said one of his players was shy and missing practices as the head coach when it appeared he was pouting.

NCAA for randomly enforcing stuff on players that never played at schools they transferred from.

Dickert for being awkwardly offended by Lee corso and then coaching an epic losing streak.

ESPN for avoiding game day at Oregon state. Was funny, but still.

Dan Lanning for scoring 80 vs Portland state and the Colorado bully speech for clicks.

Mario Cristobal for trying to pad stats and blowing the game like a full on dipshit.

Just some performances that stuck out.
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I think 30 years from now we’ll look back and be able to fully appreciate the run Lanning had in this calendar year alone.
• Tuff forearm tattoo
• Picking on wee lil Colorado in the media day
• “fighting for clicks, rooted in substance”
• Pregame PAC 12 natty when DeBoner came over to him to chat and Lanning quivered “yeah, you guys were the best team we saw all year 🥺”
• Admitting he got cucked by Bo on National Television
• Winning the offseason Natty in true fake tough guy fashion yesterday
 
Don't know where to categorize this but Jonathan Smith acting like he didn't give a shit about losing the heartbreaker to UW on Beavlet post game show because he knew he was gone..
 
There absolutely needs to be a most full of shit (themselves) award. Perhaps cowinnners @SECDAWG and @Michelle_cumsteen.
 
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I dont see how anyone but Dabo Swinney could win the fake tough guy award. His performance of getting completely butthurt by a caller on a fucking local sports radio show and then calling him out was the saddest thing I've seen from a football coach in a long time.
 
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