The 3rd Annual Hardcore Husky Holiday Awards Show (This Saturday AM)

Most assuredly @PurpleBaze will win "Most Massive Dong" Award.
I'd like to nominate @chuck for best kisser.
I'd also like to nominate @CFetters_Nacho_Lover for best tits, just edging out @Doog_de_Jour
I nominate @Swaye for best vision quest of 2023. I mean he virtually disappeared. I hope the peyote, 1986 copy of Playboy Playmate of the Year, and sweat lodge were enlightening. And yes, by sweat lodge we mean guest bathroom.
Lastly I'd like to nominate @DerekJohnson @WoolleyDoog and that other guy on the pod for the shoutout to @PurpleBaze and his massive dong. I had never cried listening to a shitty podcast until those words flowed from your lips to the world. yarhamuk allah!

 
No lifetime achievement award for the longest tenured poaster not named Derek Johnson?

Please note I’d be willing to come on your show to accept the award for a nominal fee.

Take it to the Seattle Times Husky blog comments section!!1!!!!
 
Don't know where to categorize this but Jonathan Smith acting like he didn't give a shit about losing the heartbreaker to UW on Beavlet post game show because he knew he was gone..

That was kind of sad from a Beavlet perspective. Imagine Tui acting like that with us, or what have you.
 
I dont see how anyone but Dabo Swinney could win the fake tough guy award. His performance of getting completely butthurt by a caller on a fucking local sports radio show and then calling him out was the saddest thing I've seen from a football coach in a long time.

Dabo might lose due to West Cost bias.
 
Most assuredly @PurpleBaze will win "Most Massive Dong" Award.
I'd like to nominate @chuck for best kisser.
I'd also like to nominate @CFetters_Nacho_Lover for best tits, just edging out @Doog_de_Jour
I nominate @Swaye for best vision quest of 2023. I mean he virtually disappeared. I hope the peyote, 1986 copy of Playboy Playmate of the Year, and sweat lodge were enlightening. And yes, by sweat lodge we mean guest bathroom.
Lastly I'd like to nominate @DerekJohnson @WoolleyDoog and that other guy on the pod for the shoutout to @PurpleBaze and his massive dong. I had never cried listening to a shitty podcast until those words flowed from your lips to the world. yarhamuk allah!

This is the first time I've ever had a nomination for anything good here. You could've made it something challenging though. I don't even have to roll out the big guns to win this one. Itb.
 
Most assuredly @PurpleBaze will win "Most Massive Dong" Award.
I'd like to nominate @chuck for best kisser.
I'd also like to nominate @CFetters_Nacho_Lover for best tits, just edging out @Doog_de_Jour
I nominate @Swaye for best vision quest of 2023. I mean he virtually disappeared. I hope the peyote, 1986 copy of Playboy Playmate of the Year, and sweat lodge were enlightening. And yes, by sweat lodge we mean guest bathroom.
Lastly I'd like to nominate @DerekJohnson @WoolleyDoog and that other guy on the pod for the shoutout to @PurpleBaze and his massive dong. I had never cried listening to a shitty podcast until those words flowed from your lips to the world. yarhamuk allah!

This is the first time I've ever had a nomination for anything good here. You could've made it something challenging though. I don't even have to roll out the big guns to win this one. Itb.

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There absolutely needs to be a most full of shit (themselves) award. Perhaps cowinnners @SECDAWG and @Michelle_cumsteen.

Don’t lump Mitch in with the Tidepod. That’s not fair. Mitch is a solid guy

Except SEC pod actually provides EVIDENCE for his arguments.

Mitch thinks something must be true simply because he said it.

Mitch's understanding football is just as geographically limited our SEC pod.

He has zero clue about why the P10 died and he can't imagine a world where Zona, Utah and one of a half a dozen other teams might be as good as Texas and Oklahoma.

Saying it loud and wanting it to be so simply doesn't make it true. Mitch, in this regard, is UTTERLY CLUELESS

 
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There absolutely needs to be a most full of shit (themselves) award. Perhaps cowinnners @SECDAWG and @Michelle_cumsteen.

Don’t lump Mitch in with the Tidepod. That’s not fair. Mitch is a solid guy

Except SEC pod actually provides more EVIDENCE for his arguments.

Mitch thinks something must be true simply because he said it.

He is dumber than our resident SEC pod. HANDS DOWN.

Are you fucking serious right now? Tidepod has never once attempted to provide evidence of anything outside of his wife’s living room decorations.
 
There absolutely needs to be a most full of shit (themselves) award. Perhaps cowinnners @SECDAWG and @Michelle_cumsteen.

Don’t lump Mitch in with the Tidepod. That’s not fair. Mitch is a solid guy

Except SEC pod actually provides more EVIDENCE for his arguments.

Mitch thinks something must be true simply because he said it.

He is dumber than our resident SEC pod. HANDS DOWN.

Are you fucking serious right now? Tidepod has never once attempted to provide evidence of anything outside of his wife’s living room decorations.

So being worse than SEC dawg must be bad, right?
 
There absolutely needs to be a most full of shit (themselves) award. Perhaps cowinnners @SECDAWG and @Michelle_cumsteen.

Don’t lump Mitch in with the Tidepod. That’s not fair. Mitch is a solid guy

Except SEC pod actually provides more EVIDENCE for his arguments.

Mitch thinks something must be true simply because he said it.

He is dumber than our resident SEC pod. HANDS DOWN.

Are you fucking serious right now? Tidepod has never once attempted to provide evidence of anything outside of his wife’s living room decorations.

So being worse than SEC dawg must be bad, right?

Just show us where they touched you.
 
I dont see how anyone but Dabo Swinney could win the fake tough guy award. His performance of getting completely butthurt by a caller on a fucking local sports radio show and then calling him out was the saddest thing I've seen from a football coach in a long time.

Kind of understand that one. But

Clemson was a one-natty nobody before him so the entitled dipshit fan deserved some Come-to-Jesus from the guy with the dumbest name in football.

I could go either way on this one.
 
There absolutely needs to be a most full of shit (themselves) award. Perhaps cowinnners @SECDAWG and @Michelle_cumsteen.

Don’t lump Mitch in with the Tidepod. That’s not fair. Mitch is a solid guy

Except SEC pod actually provides EVIDENCE for his arguments.

Mitch thinks something must be true simply because he said it.

Mitch's understanding football is just as geographically limited our SEC pod.

He has zero clue about why the P10 died and he can't imagine a world where Zona, Utah and one of a half a dozen other teams might be as good as Texas and Oklahoma.

Saying it loud and wanting it to be so simply doesn't make it true. Mitch, in this regard, is UTTERLY CLUELESS

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