Strength and Conditioning Coach

I think he looks like a simple farmer.
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If he has #farmerstrength, that would be ideal. Legend has it that Steve Empterman's father came back from the fields when UW coaches were visiting his son and he repped 225 lbs twenty-five times on the bench press in the barn.
 
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He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.
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Who himself looked like an uglier, fat version of Matt Damon

So our S&C coach is a super fat and ugly Matt Damon
 
I think he looks like a simple farmer.
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If he has #farmerstrength, that would be ideal. Legend has it that Steve Empterman's father came back from the fields when UW coaches were visiting his son and he repped 225 lbs twenty-five times on the bench press in the barn.
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The legend is young Stan (me???) racked all the plates on the bar and marveled at how it looked, like two god damn Christmas trees. Dad came in, saw Stan gawking at it, got on the bench and repped out 3 or 4. Must have been 450 pounds, and Stan had never seen Pawpaw lift a single weight before in his life. Farmer strong, Cheney strong.
 
Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
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Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands[/i] the testing methods.
Ron? Are you that guy?
Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
 
I think he looks like a simple farmer.
Click to expand...

If he has #farmerstrength, that would be ideal. Legend has it that Steve Empterman's father came back from the fields when UW coaches were visiting his son and he repped 225 lbs twenty-five times on the bench press in the barn.
Click to expand...

The legend is young Stan (me???) racked all the plates on the bar and marveled at how it looked, like two god damn Christmas trees. Dad came in, saw Stan gawking at it, got on the bench and repped out 3 or 4. Must have been 450 pounds, and Stan had never seen Pawpaw lift a single weight before in his life. Farmer strong, Cheney strong.
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Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
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Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands[/i] the testing methods.
Ron? Are you that guy?
Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
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Actually am running gear and just qualified for nationals in Classic physique bodybuilding if I place in the top 2 of my weight class I turn pro. But yes your right in the industry I’m in I must be clueless when it comes to steroid use.
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2 pages of the new strength coaches facial features demonstrating he was on gear(?) and no one googled if he's any good yet. Classic
 
Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
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Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands[/i] the testing methods.
Ron? Are you that guy?
Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
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Actually am running gear and just qualified for nationals in Classic physique bodybuilding if I place in the top 2 of my weight class I turn pro. But yes your right in the industry I’m in I must be clueless when it comes to steroid use.
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You’re clueless on how to use a block quote, so that makes THREE things you know nothing about.
Just because you watch MPMD doesn’t mean you’re a bodybuilder.
Also, getting a Pro Card isn’t just ‘turning pro’, it’s a selection process.
Now go do some fucking squats cause your 14 year old malnourished “physique” definitely cannot support a strong breeze none the less being on gear.
Also, if you’re on gear with your level of intelligence … you should do less rope pull-downs and more rope-ups :)
 
Yeah this reads as “I know absolutely fucking nothing about drug testing or steroids”

He’s got obvious signs of GH abuse, facial feature growth especially over the years, he’s probably on HRT.
Definitely blasted Tren back in the day, Eastern Europe football remember!!
The NCAA will fail your for fucking caffeine if you drink 4 cups before the drug test, the goal is having a strength coach who understands[/i] the testing methods.
Ron? Are you that guy?
Share the TRT and HRT script with our 6 year seniors and let’s ROLL
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Actually am running gear and just qualified for nationals in Classic physique bodybuilding if I place in the top 2 of my weight class I turn pro. But yes your right in the industry I’m in I must be clueless when it comes to steroid use[/s] the quote feature[/b].
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Todd-Breaking-Bad.jpeg


He looks like the fat version of Todd from El Camino the post Breaking Bad movie.
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Who himself looked like an uglier, fat version of Matt Damon

So our S&C coach is a super fat and ugly Matt Damon
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Fetters Damon. I bet he takes like 6 lb shits. Low flow toilets are the bane of his existence. Gotta flush like 14, 15 times.
 
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