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Hope he gains 20 more lbs because he is busy and stressed and grows a sweet mustache

It’s basic science.
 
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He also did a ‘before and after’ picture of Haener after they got him through the program.
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Alright, I've seen this enough times now that I'm starting to think that people are being serious about the Haener before/after picture.

Does nobody notice that he's all oiled up and intentionally lit with harsh shadows in the after picture? Or that he's nearly hyperventilating from flexing?

Who wants to buy one of my nine bridges?
 
He also did a ‘before and after’ picture of Haener after they got him through the program.
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Alright, I've seen this enough times now that I'm starting to think that people are being serious about the Haener before/after picture.

Does nobody notice that he's all oiled up and intentionally lit with harsh shadows in the after picture? Or that he's nearly hyperventilating from flexing?

Who wants to buy one of my nine bridges?
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This poast reads really homeoerotic.
 
He also did a ‘before and after’ picture of Haener after they got him through the program.
Click to expand...

Alright, I've seen this enough times now that I'm starting to think that people are being serious about the Haener before/after picture.

Does nobody notice that he's all oiled up and intentionally lit with harsh shadows in the after picture? Or that he's nearly hyperventilating from flexing?

Who wants to buy one of my nine bridges?
Click to expand...

This poast reads really homeoerotic.
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I would never have noticed.

Could you elaborate on which parts made you... move[/i]?

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I like the hire. UW needed a new voice in this arena. The current players looked soft, that leads me to believe they were unmotivated. The guy has written a book on strength training and is a paid motivational speaker. He's worked in football, baseball and in the olympic sphere with The Chinese Olympic Committee(Roids). His resume is strong and he checks a lot of boxes for me and for a program that has seemed to regress in almost every possible way the last three years. Spring weights followed by fall weights will be a big indicator on what DeBoer wants this program to look like.
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I'll Doog to that.
 
Ya’ll bitches made me feel better. Maybe he just takes a poor photo.
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He looks like an eastern block trainer that took a shit load of roids in his 20s/30s of course he’s gunna look like shit. Doesn’t mean the boys won’t be ready to rumble and full of that sauce.
 
Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
 
Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
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He’s not on gear anymore. Whatever anamorphic blob shape he is right now, is from injecting himself with straight up cattle growth hormone back in the mid 90s.
 
Lmao this dude is not on gear himself look at him.. now if he chooses to inject our players like chickens and feed them trenbologne sandwiches I’m ok with that. 80% of kids coming out of highschool are sarm goblins anyways and it’s not like the NCAA is gonna do anything about it
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He’s not on gear anymore. Whatever anamorphic blob shape he is right now, is from injecting himself with straight up cattle growth hormone back in the mid 90s.
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On gear? Lol. You sound old white and havent been to a gym in 10 years
 
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