Besides, why would she want to suck this off? @guntlove
Kliff Kingsbury, Kevin Sumlin, Dana Holgerson, Mike Leach and Ed Ogeron
So, I was handcuffed last night....
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Kliff Kingsbury, Kevin Sumlin, Dana Holgerson, Mike Leach and Ed Ogeron
Pitchfork51
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Besides, why would she want to suck this off? @guntlove
Kliff Kingsbury, Kevin Sumlin, Dana Holgerson, Mike Leach and Ed Ogeron
Id party with sum dog for sure
She's gonna go from seal to dead fish
Sorry brotha. I'm sure your squealing brats will fill the hole in your heart
True but what hole will he fill his dick with...?
It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.
A month? Braggart.
Married BJs are like a once, maybe twice per year thing. Possibly on an anniversary/birthday. Most likely she just gets really drunk and forgets that she's married and acts like a common whore.
Married women have some sort of NSA that monitors the semen count in their mouths. Sets off all sorts of alarms. Gets them kicked out of bunco and book club.
Be thankful for a dry handy once per week. If that.
Sucks for you guys. There are advantages to marrying fast strategy and crazy.
dnc
New Fish
Every married heterosexual man here married crazy.It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.
A month? Braggart.
Married BJs are like a once, maybe twice per year thing. Possibly on an anniversary/birthday. Most likely she just gets really drunk and forgets that she's married and acts like a common whore.
Married women have some sort of NSA that monitors the semen count in their mouths. Sets off all sorts of alarms. Gets them kicked out of bunco and book club.
Be thankful for a dry handy once per week. If that.
Sucks for you guys. There are advantages to marrying fast strategy and crazy.
The over/under is five.
This is my wife as well. I tend to calm the fuck down when something like this happens but she's behind talking shit which means I'm dealing with 2 people talking shit.
The over/under is 5.
NTD, BB
Now that's some #Blessed @guntlove if I've ever seen it.
NTD, BB
Too much right side gunt.
#unbalanced.
Pitchfork51
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30k will be when you self immolate
In all seriousness was just reading the article I scammed that pic from and it turns out self immolation is super common in India right now. Weird.
Well, they have an overabundance of people, so may as well self immolate. Just a little bit of population control, but not nearly enough.
DoogCourics
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In all seriousness was just reading the article I scammed that pic from and it turns out self immolation is super common in India right now. Weird.
Despite us joking about it all the time....
It’s fucking ridiculous that people do that. Fuck me.