So, I was handcuffed last night....
- Thread starter Swaye
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GrundleStiltzkin
New Fish
It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.
A month? Braggart.
It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.
A month? Braggart.
Married BJs are like a once, maybe twice per year thing. Possibly on an anniversary/birthday. Most likely she just gets really drunk and forgets that she's married and acts like a common whore.
Married women have some sort of NSA that monitors the semen count in their mouths. Sets off all sorts of alarms. Gets them kicked out of bunco and book club.
Be thankful for a dry handy once per week. If that.
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It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.
A month? Braggart.
Married BJs are like a once, maybe twice per year thing. Possibly on an anniversary/birthday. Most likely she just gets really drunk and forgets that she's married and acts like a common whore.
Married women have some sort of NSA that monitors the semen count in their mouths. Sets off all sorts of alarms. Gets them kicked out of bunco and book club.
Be thankful for a dry handy once per week. If that.
I’d recommend the getting her drunk thing once a week if possible. But probably not while prego and then feeding. Wow... yea, FYL is right.
What’s your address, I’ll send you a gift.
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Pitchfork51
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My gf a couple years ago got mad at me for not having enough sex.
I told her I was sick of having it with her
She didn't take kindly to it
I told her I was sick of having it with her
She didn't take kindly to it
GrundleStiltzkin
New Fish
I hate you.
Pitchfork51
Active poster
No
3 years got boring
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Pitchfork51
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Pitchfork51
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Man swaye. You're fucked.
Pitchfork51
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She's gonna go from seal to dead fish
Pitchfork51
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She's gonna go from seal to dead fish
Sorry brotha. I'm sure your squealing brats will fill the hole in your heart