Serious question for Bama fans

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Normally that heading leads to some sort of serious question like - hey do you guys still fuck your sisters down there? But not this time.

What is the buzz about our old Coach Sark at Bama? Does he ever speak or does Nick have a shock collar on him? If Lane leaves before the play offs are you comfortable with Seven Win Sark calling the plays?
 
Normally that heading leads to some sort of serious question like - hey do you guys still fuck your sisters down there? But not this time.

What is the buzz about our old Coach Sark at Bama? Does he ever speak or does Nick have a shock collar on him? If Lane leaves before the play offs are you comfortable with Seven Win Sark calling the plays?
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Don't forget Tosh.0 Lupoi
 
I think Sark is there as the OC in waiting pretty much. Saban is becoming a rehab facility for coaches and honestly I can't blame the coaches who come. You work under potentially the best coach in college football history who is known for running a very well oiled machine and see how he does things first hand. In the end if you are able to gain his approval he will vouch for you (see Kiffin recently) and I'm sure that carries a lot of weight with other programs.

Assistant coaches, which Sark is not, are only allowed to speak to the media a couple of times per year (SEC media days and after the conference championship off the top of my head). With Sark not even on that level I would assume his leash is even shorter and he knows it is best to stay out of the limelight anyway. With the amount of time he has been there as a consultant and his familiarity with Lane's offense I think most would be comfortable if he slid in and called the plays because ultimately Saban will have to approve it anyway.
 
I'll try to answer these as best as possible...

Sark is expected to be our next OC. Assistant coaches only speak when required in the contract, like the SECCG and bowl games. That's why Kiffin hasn't said anything stupid since being hired.

I don't fuck my sister. Not being she isn't hot, but I'm in Colorado and she's in Florida. But family reunions are an easy way to get some no strings attached lovin'.

I can't speak for all of Alabama. But Mobile gets great weed. It's may not be a kush variety, but it's pretty heady. When I lived in New Orleans, I'd often grab an ounce while visiting family. Even once I got good Nola connections, I'd still but an O when in town. It's not as good as being in a legal state. But it's better than most places with a prohibition.

Mobile, Al was were Mardi Gras began in the Americas, so it's not all bum fuck cracker buckshot. There's a few surprisingly nice areas. Though we get a shit load more rain than your continuous drizzle. It just comes all at once.

Good luck in the Peach, and thanks for letting us on here. Though I'll probably have to delete my web history. With a name like Hardcore Huskies, I don't want my ol lady thinking I've developed a new fetish.
 
With a name like Hardcore Huskies, I don't want my ol lady thinking I've developed a new fetish.
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It's probably better if she thinks you're looking at naked fat chicks rather than finding out what really goes on here.
 
It'll all depend on which board the bammers came from. If it's tidefans or rolltidefans, watch out. They've eaten nothing but paint chips and Vienna sausages for several years.

Bama Online is hit and miss. A lot of good posters, but some of the worst. If Abrel tries to sign up, and her crazy old ass probably will, reject her. Though you could give her access if you need some good laughs.

I post on the SECrant Bama board. It's a refuge for people fed up with censored, homerific team boards. Plus. Any football board that lets you tell a good dick joke is okay on my book.
 
Bama fans are so much better than the Buff douchecanoes (water is wet.) @BuffBuffPass is aight tho.

STAY!!!
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Lol. I'm a Bama fan that lives in Boulder. I can verify their douchedom. I'd be in Denver if my dog wasn't illegal. Boulder is beautiful, it's safe (which is nice having came from Nola), and that's about it. It's the most fake, pretentious, soulless, boring place I've lived in years. I thought I'd enjoy living in a progressive city. But their heads are so far up their assess, I miss working around rednecks. I never thought I'd say that. But at least they're real.

Though, I will give Boulder credit about one thing. I was about to grow a dozen cannabis plants in my backyard, without anyone snitching that they weren't in a greenhouse. The neighbors may not have known that is the law. But I was also amazed no high school kids robbed me. So I do respect their honest nature.
 
It'll all depend on which board the bammers came from. If it's tidefans or rolltidefans, watch out. They've eaten nothing but paint chips and Vienna sausages for several years.

Bama Online is hit and miss. A lot of good posters, but some of the worst. If Abrel tries to sign up, and her crazy old ass probably will, reject her. Though you could give her access if you need some good laughs.

I post on the SECrant Bama board. It's a refuge for people fed up with censored, homerific team boards. Plus. Any football board that lets you tell a good dick joke is okay on my book.
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I think we need to open the gates for Abrel, sounds like the Bride of Pumpy.
 
I would get her here, but it would turn out very badly. I'm well known on that site from a prank I pulled in Knoxville a few years ago. It would probably bring over the wrong kinda Bama fan.

The ones from the rant are used to LSU fans trolling non-stop, so we're a thick skinned, sarcastic bunch.
 
Bama fans are so much better than the Buff douchecanoes (water is wet.) @BuffBuffPass is aight tho.

STAY!!!
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Lol. I'm a Bama fan that lives in Boulder. I can verify their douchedom. I'd be in Denver if my dog wasn't illegal. Boulder is beautiful, it's safe (which is nice having came from Nola), and that's about it. It's the most fake, pretentious, soulless, boring place I've lived in years. I thought I'd enjoy living in a progressive city. But their heads are so far up their assess, I miss working around rednecks. I never thought I'd say that. But at least they're real.

Though, I will give Boulder credit about one thing. I was about to grow a dozen cannabis plants in my backyard, without anyone snitching that they weren't in a greenhouse. The neighbors may not have known that is the law. But I was also amazed no high school kids robbed me. So I do respect their honest nature.
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Maybe you grow shitty weed.
 
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