Serious question for Bama fans

It's probably easy to be an asshat poster when your team is so darn good all the time. Especially when other fans start talking shit right before they get crushed... fans like say.. Rutgers? Those doucheconoes are already talking about upsetting us in 2017. They also talked about how they were going to beat Michigan in front of their 200 recruits and lost 77-0. That didn't even shut them up.
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Did you guys get RutgersAl?
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Now ya'll leave those New Jersey boys alone. Bama's Minka Fitzpatrick is from Jersey. Ya'll will get to meet him real soon. Mel Kipers #1 DB in the draft.
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Of the Coney Island Fitzpatrick's?
 
It's probably easy to be an asshat poster when your team is so darn good all the time. Especially when other fans start talking shit right before they get crushed... fans like say.. Rutgers? Those doucheconoes are already talking about upsetting us in 2017. They also talked about how they were going to beat Michigan in front of their 200 recruits and lost 77-0. That didn't even shut them up.
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Did you guys get RutgersAl?
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Now ya'll leave those New Jersey boys alone. Bama's Minka Fitzpatrick is from Jersey. Ya'll will get to meet him real soon. Mel Kipers #1 DB in the draft.
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Of the Coney Island Fitzpatrick's?
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Nah. Coney Island is in Nyark, Nyark. Snicker.
 
It's probably easy to be an asshat poster when your team is so darn good all the time. Especially when other fans start talking shit right before they get crushed... fans like say.. Rutgers? Those doucheconoes are already talking about upsetting us in 2017. They also talked about how they were going to beat Michigan in front of their 200 recruits and lost 77-0. That didn't even shut them up.
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Did you guys get RutgersAl?
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Now ya'll leave those New Jersey boys alone. Bama's Minka Fitzpatrick is from Jersey. Ya'll will get to meet him real soon. Mel Kipers #1 DB in the draft.
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Of the Coney Island Fitzpatrick's?
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Nah. Coney Island is in Nyark, Nyark. Snicker.
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disagree
 
It's probably easy to be an asshat poster when your team is so darn good all the time. Especially when other fans start talking shit right before they get crushed... fans like say.. Rutgers? Those doucheconoes are already talking about upsetting us in 2017. They also talked about how they were going to beat Michigan in front of their 200 recruits and lost 77-0. That didn't even shut them up.
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Did you guys get RutgersAl?
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Now ya'll leave those New Jersey boys alone. Bama's Minka Fitzpatrick is from Jersey. Ya'll will get to meet him real soon. Mel Kipers #1 DB in the draft.
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Of the Coney Island Fitzpatrick's?
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Nah. Coney Island is in Nyark, Nyark. Snicker.
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disagree
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Obviously you've never been there then.
 
Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years. My cousin went to Washington State though. I'm a big college football buff and interestingly enough, before the season I watched a couple of your games from that championship season on Youtube. Anyways, just wanted to come here and talk a little football and wish you all luck and looking forward to a great game. Nothing but respect
 
Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years. My cousin went to Washington State though. I'm a big college football buff and interestingly enough, before the season I watched a couple of your games from that championship season on Youtube. Anyways, just wanted to come here and talk a little football and wish you all luck and looking forward to a great game. Nothing but respect
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Then your in the right place. Nuttin' but respect around here
 
Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years. My cousin went to Washington State though. I'm a big college football buff and interestingly enough, before the season I watched a couple of your games from that championship season on Youtube. Anyways, just wanted to come here and talk a little football and wish you all luck and looking forward to a great game. Nothing but respect
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You'll get lots of friendly advice here.

I'll start.

Get a fucking avatar.

You're welcome.

 
Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years.
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I spent a night in Redman once. He was gone by morning though.
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It's funny because it was me.
 
I would get her here, but it would turn out very badly. I'm well known on that site from a prank I pulled in Knoxville a few years ago. It would probably bring over the wrong kinda Bama fan.

The ones from the rant are used to LSU fans trolling non-stop, so we're a thick skinned, sarcastic bunch.
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It was about a month after the Tennessee Buttchugging incident. alabama.247sports.com/Board/116/Contents/-people-are-digging-my-stickers-14262948

Eta: damn, I forgot a lot of the posts are vip fit 247 members only.
 
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Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years. My cousin went to Washington State though. I'm a big college football buff and interestingly enough, before the season I watched a couple of your games from that championship season on Youtube. Anyways, just wanted to come here and talk a little football and wish you all luck and looking forward to a great game. Nothing but respect
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Chin'd for Redman lmfaooo i laffed
 
Bama fan here. I actually have a Washington connection. I have an uncle that resided in Redman for over 30 years. My cousin went to Washington State though. I'm a big college football buff and interestingly enough, before the season I watched a couple of your games from that championship season on Youtube. Anyways, just wanted to come here and talk a little football and wish you all luck and looking forward to a great game. Nothing but respect
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Welcome, you will find this is a community of football buffs...or at least nerds poasting in the buff from their dads' basement while watching Seinfeld re-runs.
 
It's probably easy to be an asshat poster when your team is so darn good all the time. Especially when other fans start talking shit right before they get crushed... fans like say.. Rutgers? Those doucheconoes are already talking about upsetting us in 2017. They also talked about how they were going to beat Michigan in front of their 200 recruits and lost 77-0. That didn't even shut them up.
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Did you guys get RutgersAl?
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Now ya'll leave those New Jersey boys alone. Bama's Minka Fitzpatrick is from Jersey. Ya'll will get to meet him real soon. Mel Kipers #1 DB in the draft.
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Of the Coney Island Fitzpatrick's?
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Stop plagiarism my shit, fucko
 
I'm from Tac Town, also known as Tacoma. It's the gritty city to the south of Seattle. No limp wristed passive aggressive liberal hipster douchebags are allowed down here. Even though I've never been outside city limits in my life, I am sure that Tac Town is the biggest baddest town in the land and no one would say otherwise (at least not to my face) because I'll shoot them in the dick and pimp their little brother out the back of my civic hatch. I wear my fitted hat cocked to the left and keep my gun cocked and suck a lot of cock. I also grow the best hydro ganga that you can only find in chocolate city and I singlehandedly keep the entire town safe from ISIS.

Bitch.
 
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