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On a dumpster fire scale of 1 to 10 yards, I give it a 4 yarder. 10 would have been checking into in-patient rehab with Nansen assuming interim coach.
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http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/636195933328248832

Kessler's trying to diffuse the situation with a bit of humor...he's like the only guy at USC who can handle the media.
 
http://twitter.com/slmandel/status/636196456391573504

wait a sec Stew... the guy's only at the beginning of his 2nd year of a bazillion dollar contract after getting paid mega bucks to attend coaching school at UW... this sad sack is a public figure who has mislead his own situation and I will continue to make jokes thanks very much.
 
If Sark goes to rehab he can claim Alcoholism as a disability and if USC fires him he can sue.

Go Sark!!
 
I love Sark so much. Never change, man. Also, never change employers!

Fuck, do not for the love of Pete get fired. Please don't get fired. We need you, bro. You are finally doing something great for the UW, don't stop.
 
"Kessler says Sark asked the team to give him punishment like he would them -- which was up-downs. "He came back drenched in sweat." "

O/U: 3.5
 
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