SarkWatch

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Sure, blame it on the "meds".

He's no alcoholic, then how does he explain the 45 Patron shots?

One childrens aspirin and 45 shots of Patron will do that to you.

 

[Meek]

God he's full of shit.

he sounds like he's full of shit because, as usual, he has does not have a plan... he just goes out there and rips it.

 

[Alexis]

How hard to you think the Ex-Wife is laughing right now while her Mexican Hispanic gardener snorts coke off her ass.

 

[PurpleBaze]

How hard to you think the Ex-Wife is laughing right now while her Mexican Hispanic Latino gardener snorts coke off her ass.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

http://twitter.com/slmandel/status/636196456391573504

Cue Tom Rinaldi and his story on Sark's courageous battle against the evils of firewater on Armenians. #swayestrong.

 

[section8]

Bet he's had a couple shots this morning to prep for the presser

 

[Swaye]

How hard to you think the Ex-Wife is laughing right now while her Mexican Hispanic Latino Injun gardener snorts coke off her ass.

I was poundin the roundin like no fat Armenian could ever do last night.

#nativepride#redpower#redskinsonbrunettes

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/636214557694824448

 

[RaceBannon]

How hard to you think the Ex-Wife is laughing right now while her Mexican Hispanic Latina gardener snorts coke off her ass.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

How hard to you think the Ex-Wife is laughing right now while her Mexican Hispanic Latina gardener snorts coke off her ass.

She may laugh but someone all lawyer smart can probably confirm she needs his USC contract to remain in effect to cash in on community property earnings derived thereof.

 

[BallSacked]

Just saw the interview:
-Required to get "help"
-Doesn't know if he has a problem.
-Team made him do burpees as punishment

WJW. GJAA, SC AD

 

[BallSacked]

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/636214557694824448

That's because Kennedy Polamalu punched him in the FACE because he was acting like a drunk asshole. That's been the BROON inside word anyway.

 

[rodmansrage]

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/636214557694824448

petey carrol didnt drink, he just came up with wild 9/11 conspiracies

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/636230461463728128

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/636236311427313664

 

[bananasnblondes]

God that whole interview was awful. "I'm...ummm...very sorry.....ummm...and...ummm...I've talked....ummm......to the staff....ummm....and...ummmm.....I have...ummm...great...support...ummm"

He's just making the shit up as he goes

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

http://twitter.com/TheMichaelGrey/status/636231582110613505

 

[PurpleBaze]

God that whole interview was awful. "I'm...ummm...very sorry.....ummm...and...ummm...I've talked....ummm......to the staff....ummm....and...ummmm.....I have...ummm...great...support...ummm"

He's just making the shit up as he goes

Cutty Sark is a rudderless ship.
It's amazing how far he has gotten himself all the while not having the ability to have a long-term plan on anything. He is always unprepared.

 

[digits]

I love Sark so much. Never change, man. Also, never change employers!

Fuck, do not for the love of Pete get fired. Please don't get fired. We need you, bro. You are finally doing something great for the UW, don't stop.

I have absolute faith that Sark will, once again, prove to be one of the best spin doctors in the college football coaching world. Sounds to me like he's already contacted his attorneys on how to spin this, with the whole "medication" thing. That was a brilliant move.

 

[Kaepsknee]

Another Kick-ass presser!!!