Sark's Annual 3+ Game Losing Streak

I hope Mill Street takes good care of Sark and Co next week.

I figured that he'd lose next week after playing with house money after a good whipping of Stanford ...

But #TheScript says that Seven loses in Phoenix ...
 
UW wins @ the Coliseum are rare. The 1 point win in 2010 was the 1st since '96.

So true ... but they have the divine intervention of our holy savior Pat Haden to lean on this time.
 
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UW wins @ the Coliseum are rare. The 1 point win in 2010 was the 1st since '96.

So true ... but they have the divine intervention of our holy savior Pat Haden to lean on this time.

If things play out well for UW this week, the setup to the SC game has the very real possibility of being ideal. Praise be to Allah for Pat Haden_FS.
 
UW wins @ the Coliseum are rare. The 1 point win in 2010 was the 1st since '96.

So true ... but they have the divine intervention of our holy savior Pat Haden to lean on this time.

If things play out well for UW this week, the setup to the SC game has the very real possibility of being ideal. Praise be to Allah for Pat Haden_FS.
The setup is perfect, quite honestly. Sc gets right vs a bad ASU, starts looking ahead to ND, Peterson gets an extra week to prep, while Sark gets an extra few days to see if he can schedule Dr Dre to lead them onto the field in south bend.

 
Can Race photoshop Sark and Kiffin into this pic?

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UW wins @ the Coliseum are rare. The 1 point win in 2010 was the 1st since '96.

So true ... but they have the divine intervention of our holy savior Pat Haden to lean on this time.

If things play out well for UW this week, the setup to the SC game has the very real possibility of being ideal. Praise be to Allah for Pat Haden_FS.
The setup is perfect, quite honestly. Sc gets right vs a bad ASU, starts looking ahead to ND, Peterson gets an extra week to prep, while Sark gets an extra few days to see if he can schedule Dr Dre to lead them onto the field in south bend.

a slightly less prominent Sark effect than the 3 game streak is the insane volatility leading up to it. You dont necessarily want him after a big loss as he tends to try to keep things sober and play makeup. I agree the script is USC out-offensing ASU 45-20 or so and getting back on the bottle leading up to their home cupcake against UW.

BUT if ASU puts it together and beats SC in a slugfest, SC will be going down in flames and are setup for UW to push them over the edge.

so either way it will be interesting.

#alwaysdoogonmonday
 
You guys might get the honor of having Sark fired on the tarmac after UW.

By tarmac I mean when he tries to ditch Haden after the game and fly out to Vegas for a bender.

 
UW wins @ the Coliseum are rare. The 1 point win in 2010 was the 1st since '96.

So true ... but they have the divine intervention of our holy savior Pat Haden to lean on this time.

If things play out well for UW this week, the setup to the SC game has the very real possibility of being ideal. Praise be to Allah for Pat Haden_FS.
The setup is perfect, quite honestly. Sc gets right vs a bad ASU, starts looking ahead to ND, Peterson gets an extra week to prep, while Sark gets an extra few days to see if he can schedule Dr Dre to lead them onto the field in south bend.

a slightly less prominent Sark effect than the 3 game streak is the insane volatility leading up to it. You dont necessarily want him after a big loss as he tends to try to keep things sober and play makeup. I agree the script is USC out-offensing ASU 45-20 or so and getting back on the bottle leading up to their home cupcake against UW.

BUT if ASU puts it together and beats SC in a slugfest, SC will be going down in flames and are setup for UW to push them over the edge.

so either way it will be interesting.

#alwaysdoogonmonday

bump to toot my own #script horn
 
@BallSacked & @brchco12 called this shit. Mother fuckers know the script.
Thank you. I'm just way smarter than most of fats, gays, and old people on here, quite honestly.

My next calls:
*Oregon beats UW. Sorry, it's just the call man. Oregon is at their trough and UW is probably feeling at a bit of a peak. Oregons D stinks, but so does UWs offense. UW D is really going to have pitch a complete shutout on D, or Browning/WRs will have to take their game up a few notches.

*Stanford Beats my bruins. Rather easily, say 34-17. Stanford is the best team in the conference. Deal with it boobs, fo.

*Sark gets absolutely destroyed in south bend. Returns home at 3-3 to play Utah and wins.

*ASU beats Utah.

The 'sack obliges.
 
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