Sark's Annual 3+ Game Losing Streak

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

@BallSacked & @brchco12 called this shit. Mother fuckers know the script.

Thank you. I'm just way smarter than most of fats, gays, and old people on here, quite honestly.

My next calls:
*Oregon beats UW. Sorry, it's just the call man. Oregon is at their trough and UW is probably feeling at a bit of a peak. Oregons D stinks, but so does UWs offense. UW D is really going to have pitch a complete shutout on D, or Browning/WRs will have to take their game up a few notches.

*Stanford Beats my bruins. Rather easily, say 34-17. Stanford is the best team in the conference. Deal with it boobs, fo.

*Sark gets absolutely destroyed in south bend. Returns home at 3-3 to play Utah and wins.

*ASU beats Utah.

The 'sack obliges.

I agree with all of your calls there, especially ASU over Utah.

Stanford probably is the best team in the Pac-12, which just furthers my argument that the Pac-12 is a total Fucking Dreckfest.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

@BallSacked & @brchco12 called this shit. Mother fuckers know the script.

I'm doubling down on my dooging and saying we'll win and pitch a shutout in the second half behind an enraged abuse culture Azeem who knocks someone out of the game.

Win rather boringly say 19-10

Stanford wins this thursday in front of an unappreciative crowd of 28K. (I'll be there as I'm in Palo Alto this week for work).

And looks like Sark is already gone and USC will play inspired but come up just short against ND

Edit: the script is that USC comes together and beats ND in an exciting game, and will go on to win a couple more in a row, sark will say he's healthy and want to come back, then the real Haden buttbuddy drama will begin.