Random shit that doesn't fit elsewhere thread

[Baseman]

https://twitter.com/torben_kassler/status/1379729667800899586

Like Jurassic Park for reelze

 

[Baseman]

http://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1379851166440382470?s=21

 

[1to392831weretaken]

http://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1379851166440382470?s=21

Judging by how young he appears to be, and the force with which his testicles smashed that steering post, this may be a Darwin Award.

 

[alumni94]

http://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1379851166440382470?s=21

nutter

 

[Baseman]

http://twitter.com/lennydykstra/status/1379918026355716098?s=21
Nails belongs here.

 

[TurdBomber]

http://twitter.com/crazykarens/status/1377305316044460036?s=21
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Are most or all women this fucking stupid?

I get her point, but so many women are try-hards, it's just off-putting to the point of boner-killing genocide.

No, Stalin, I'm not calling FOR genocide. Rather, I'm predicting genitalia genocide if these folks are allowed to continue.

No, we’re not.

Unfortunately I live in an area with a lot of spinsters like this, but who drive the opposite point home by wearing masks inside their car, driving alone, while scowling at anyone not wearing a mask outdoors in the open air.

 

[dnc]

http://twitter.com/lennydykstra/status/1379918026355716098?s=21
Nails belongs here.

 

[dnc]

http://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1379851166440382470?s=21

Judging by how young he appears to be, and the force with which his testicles smashed that steering post, this may be a Darwin Award.

If you told me this poast was going to be followed by a reference to an early 90s Philadelphia Phillies I would have had big money on John Kruk.

 

[RaceBannon]

 

[dnc]

Little known fact, one of his balls shriveled right off on that pitch

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

https://twitter.com/aelfred_D/status/1380212249764241412

 

[Baseman]

That's John Kruk.



Here's Lenny then.



And now after a long run on the banquet circuit tour

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

That's John Kruk.

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Kruk? From the Phillies?

 

[RaceBannon]

Lenny did time too so that helps his membership application here

 

[dnc]

That's John Kruk.

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Here's Lenny then.

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And now after a long run on the banquet circuit tour

He was responding to the John Kruk reference

 

[Baseman]

That's John Kruk.

View attachment 39125

Here's Lenny then.

View attachment 39126

And now after a long run on the banquet circuit tour

He was responding to the John Kruk reference

My bad

 

[Bad_MotherDucker]

If this don't bring @IrishDawg22 out from witness protection, nothing will

 

[Bad_MotherDucker]

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

 

[LebamDawg]