Random shit that doesn't fit elsewhere thread
- Thread starter GrundleStiltzkin
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TurdBomber
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Are most or all women this fucking stupid?
I get her point, but so many women are try-hards, it's just off-putting to the point of boner-killing genocide.
No, Stalin, I'm not calling FOR genocide. Rather, I'm predicting genitalia genocide if these folks are allowed to continue.
Doog_de_Jour
New Fish
No, we’re not.
1to392831weretaken
New Fish
I actually did this with a heavy duty rock rake. Just like in the cartoons. It was laying with the tines facing up on the floor of my shed for some reason. Probably dumbass kids related. Opened the door, took one step in, WHACK! Squaa into the middle of my face, knocked me right down.
GrundleStiltzkin
New Fish
rodmansrage
New Fish
those dogs in the middle got to be dizzy as fuck.
rodmansrage
New Fish
^-- i say that after every time we? play stanford.
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My neighbor worked at a tobacco farm back in the day. On his first day at work, him and a good ol' boy were carrying rods draped with tobacco leaves into a shed where they were hung on racks.
As they approached the shed, he stepped on a rake that snapped up and whacked him in the ear. He shook it off and didn't say a word hoping maybe dude didn't notice. They went in the shed, put the rod in the rack and walked back out.
Two steps outside and my neighbor steps on the same rake and gets whacked in the other ear.
Good ol' boy says "You're about 3/4 dumbass, ain't you boy?"
lol
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I didn't think this deserved its own thread on the Tug so random thread it is
http://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1379511946962219015?s=20
It's going to be special when she wins.
http://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1379511946962219015?s=20
It's going to be special when she wins.
It started in Riverside. this is the end of it
Nice to know that fucks like this tattooed murder suspect are out and about. Or were
Nice to know that fucks like this tattooed murder suspect are out and about. Or were
dnc
New Fish
What's up with you fags and the Seinfeld references? While the cool crowd was out banging beaver at parties on campus, you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on thursday nights (then recite them the next day after class with same said friends). Then after everybody went home, you'd crank up an episode of "friends" when nobody was watching. You know who you are. You still post stupid little Seinfeld youtube clips here every thread. Get over it already. No wonder you chimps are 40 and still single.
Now up on the back stage let’s welcome Octopussy!
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