Queery for the bored: What is your favorite doogism?

My favorite from 2012......trust issues.

The game plan vs Arizona was good just had trust issues.
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That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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It was a Kim GrinoldsFS special after the Arizona 52-17 plunger raping when Sark had Price throw it 52 times despite them being terrible against the run.
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"You beat Arizona by passing the ball. It was a great game plan, the players just didn't execute."

 
Or this one : "Mora didn't inherit enough talent at UCLA to beat Standford and Oregon, he needs more time to get his own guys".
 
Or this one : "Mora didn't inherit enough talent at UCLA to beat Standford and Oregon, he needs more time to get his own guys".
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Pressing badly.
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Oh dude, that is an awesome doogism. Nothing like a doogism and an over used cliche all at once.

Nice job.
 
Next expected doogisms will be:

"You don't get it."

"Leave."

and the all time great...

"This guy is reaching IMALOSER status"
 
Next expected doogisms will be:

"You don't get it."

"Leave."

and the all time great...

"This guy is reaching IMALOSER status"
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Your_Mom has reached IMALOSER territory in this thread, because he is IMALOSER.

 
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Next expected doogisms will be:

"You don't get it."

"Leave."

and the all time great...

"This guy is reaching IMALOSER status"
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Your_Mom has reached IMALOSER territory in this thread, because he is IMALOSER.
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I love doogisms that are 100% wrong. They are awesome. I'm gonna have to give you the best rating for that possible. I'm sure others will pile on soon as well.
 
Then there is this one: "I love this program so much I want it to go 0-12 for its own good because that is the only way all of the fan's that don't get it will finally wake up and realize that our coach is shitty and our AD is shitty and then I'll feel like such an internet winner!"
 
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One other one from 10 years ago that sticks in my mind: "Gilby didn't throw one block or one tackle. You can't blame the coach for everything. These guys have to be steppin' up."
 
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One other one from 10 years ago that sticks in my mind: "Gilby didn't throw one block or one tackle. You can't blame the coach for everything. These guys have to be steppin' up."
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midgets
 
One other one from 10 years ago that sticks in my mind: "Gilby didn't throw one block or one tackle. You can't blame the coach for everything. These guys have to be steppin' up."
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I still see this excuse for Sark. "How can you blame Sark? Did he throw that interception? Did he miss that tackle? Did he tell his special teams to suck? Did he miss that Field Goal? That's what I thought".
 
Don't know where it fits but, "RaceBannon and his minions" has got to be included somewhere.
 
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every shitty lineman we sign is the next emptermann, every 4/5* big bodied WR is the next Reggie and every small WR is the next Mario Bailey
 
I see this one: "If poster x keeps posting, I'm leaving!! He's so negative!"

I'm sure some of those are Kim's fake handles, but some are real. Those pussies must not go on the internet much beyond email and kiro.com.
 
I see this one: "If poster x keeps posting, I'm leaving!! He's so negative!"

I'm sure some of those are Kim's fake handles, but some are real. Those pussies must not go on the internet much beyond email and kiro.com.
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That is a Kim fake name, Krisvashon, Section14AFS all over again.
 
I also love it when Kim scolds his paying customers for being too negative and the rest of the thread is devoted to a bunch of pussies thanking him for chastising everyone.
 
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